I speak five languages.
[Fluency questionable.]
I may be older than you think.
[Guess.]
This is my umpteenth attempt at navigating Gaia.
[Ump. Teenth.]
I already have a Tumblr..
[I read enough quirky, clever sh*t.]



My name is foreign or native, as is my mother tongue. I was much younger the first time around, and now I'm here to rustle some jimmies as a reasonably (sardonic) older she-child.