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Post: 43997019_1 created on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 03:16:13 +0000
Posted: Sat, 04 Oct 2008 03:16:13 +0000

Important Thread Tidbits As Of... August 11th

The Revival
It's been a while~
I've spent a good chunk of time only making random guest-star appearances on Gaia. But now Zak is back and so is Impossomeness. And... things are more impossible than ever! So here we go again, bring on the fun~!
Anybody and everybody is welcome to stop by~! Hang out, have a chat, wish some luck. Be awesome~!

~Taken from Introduction

Building A Garden~
New thread layout :'D Everything's all flowery. Why? Because Zak is still questing /every/ bouquet! It's been a slow stroll over the years. Let's finish it off now, eh~?

~Taken from Quest Status

Turning 1,000 into 1,000,000,000
Inflation has hit Gaia, and as a result, the prize amounts have skyrocketed! The race to being the first and last posters on page 1,000 is underway, and the winners will each receive one billion gold!

~Taken from Contests

Bump of the Year 2015
The oldest contest in Impossomeness history is back! Post an awesome bump (Click link below for examples) for a chance to win 100 million gold! Contest ends at the beginning of 2016

~Taken from List of Awesome Bumps

Table of Contents

1- Table of Contents
2- Introduction
3- About Me
4- Thread Etiquette
5- Quest Status
6- Contests
7- Special Events
8- The Awesome List
9- List of Awesome Bumps
10- Thread Accomplishments
11- Affiliates
12- Reserved
13- Reserved
14- Reserved!
15- Grand Opening

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Post: 43997019_2 created on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 03:17:05 +0000
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Introduction
Greetings. I shake you warmly by the hand.
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”Impossomeness? Why, good sir, I don’t believe that is an actual word!”
Ohoho, then boy do I have news for you~!

First off, thanks for visiting Zak’s 100% Total Impossible Awesomeness Quest!
Or ‘Impossomeness’ for short. See, that's how that works ;P
So, what makes this quest so awesomely impossible?
Once upon a time, Zak was changing his avatar’s outfit (as he does... pretty often).
He sighed, “By golly gee whiz, I wish I had more outfit choices...”
Since that point, it has been his goal to obtain every item known to Gaia.

”Say whaaat!?”
Oh yeah, that's right, every item!

And man, boy. After that short(?) little hiatus I accidentally took...
This quest just seems more impossible than ever.
But I guess that's always been the point, right?
Needless to say, I have a LOT to aim for.

”You know you'll never make it, right?”
I know, right? Woo! Impossomeness! Setting unrealistic goals since 2008!

But the fun of it is the journey, right? And the last several years of this quest thread have been nothing but fun. So that's the real point, I suppose~
The purpose of this thread is to organize my efforts, and gain motivation. And to randomly chat of course~
I hate asking people for things, so I'm not really asking for donations, I'm asking to be wished luck!
Plus I like giving people things and making them happy, so I'll have lots of little contests going on.
If nothing else, use this thread to hang out and make new buddies and such.
There might be some prizes in it for you -wink wink-

I feel like I should also add that my username used to be 77Zak, and then was changed to xShawtyZx, and is now thezakway

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1- Table of Contents
2- Introduction
3- About Me
4- Thread Etiquette
5- Quest Status
6- Contests
7- Special Events
8- The Awesome List
9- List of Awesome Bumps
10- Thread Accomplishments
11- Affiliates
12- Reserved
13- Reserved
14- Reserved!
15- Grand Opening

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Post: 43997019_3 created on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 03:17:53 +0000
Posted: Sat, 04 Oct 2008 03:17:53 +0000

About Me
Because I know you all wanna know this, right?
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*Name:

My name is Zak for short. Some people here know me as Shawty. Really, I'll answer to anything if it's directed at me xD

*Age:

I am 25 years old at the moment. I'll be 26 next January. FFFFF

*Appearance:

I'm 5' 11”. Pretty average overall. I take too many selfies, so I'll try to refrain from subjecting you to those for now.

*History on Gaia:

I used to frequent the Q & A and Site Feedback forums (so I can answer questions and.... argue?).

* I also participated as a contestant in Lord G-Off's reality show, Reality Check.
And... out of over 600 auditions and 21 finalists... after 7 months of work... I won it! <3
Gotta say, best summer/fall ever. Tons of fun. Love all them people <3

* I also returned for season two of Reality Check and made cameos as a guest judge and reporter, Hamsa Paadini.
Have you met her? She's awesome. Sort of an original character that... gained too much realness. Don't ask. I do silly things razz

* Speaking of characters, I... try to roleplay. Mostly on side-accounts. Used to have a huge group, but we've sorta dissipated ;w;.

In 2012, I was also asked to be a guest writer for the My Gaia Magazine and wrote an article about questing
(which can be found here on pages 45 - 51) (lasdkjf AND it made the cover as a top story asldsdjf .////.).

*Generic Biographical Question:

Generic biographical answer >:3

The first thing you'll notice about me: I try my hardest to make everybody happy and just be the nicest person I can be.
Or that my name is Zak. That might be the first thing you find out.

The second thing you'll notice about me: I'm a huge-crazy-obsessed-not-even-joking-about-that Rei fanboy.
Major man-crush going on there.
Seriously, Breath of Fire 3? Anyone else in the world ever played that? I feel alone. But my childhood, guys.

Note: The placement of those first two/three things are easily interchangeable with one another >_>;

I cosplay. I make my own junk (and I don't use that term lightly, a lot of it looks like junk razz ).
Trying to teach myself how to do better. It's tons of fun though.

I write fanfiction :3 Lately, I've been on an accidental hiatus (boy have I been lazy).
They're mostly of the naughty variety. Yeah, sue me. I know. I'm a perv. Can't help it. Moving on.

I am suggesting that coconuts migrate ಠ_ಠ

1- Table of Contents
2- Introduction
3- About Me
4- Thread Etiquette
5- Quest Status
6- Contests
7- Special Events
8- The Awesome List
9- List of Awesome Bumps
10- Thread Accomplishments
11- Affiliates
12- Reserved
13- Reserved
14- Reserved!
15- Grand Opening

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Post: 43997019_4 created on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 03:18:47 +0000
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Thread Etiquette
A few rules for you all~
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Gaia’s Terms Of Service is above all! -bow bow- Hopefully you’re all familiar with it, so that I don't need to go into detail xD

Flaming other people in my thread? Pfff, grab a fire extinguisher and put that mess out~

Begging for donations? No, no. Not around here. Not that I won't donate occasionally, but I can do without the begging.
Reaching goals is much more fulfilling when you work hard for it :3

Advertising something in mah thread? Negative. This is ZakZone!
As long as you don't make a post that is a blatant advertisement, then we'll be cool.
If it's relevant at the time to post a link to another thread or something, then I won't jump on you for that :3
Really, I won't jump on you at all unless you just post a link, and take off.

But if you really want to advertise, I did make an affiliate section.
One thing about that: I'm very picky about who I chose to support.
For more information, check out the Affiliates post.

Some contests/events have specific rules to them.
Make sure to pay attention to those if you participate ^_^

Bumping is alright, but sorta boring.
I don’t need Hey-People-Lookie-Here-And-Donate-Bumps. I need Good-Luck-Bumps.
So instead of “bump,” give me a “lump" (lucky bump) or something of the sort.
Check out the List of Awesome Bumps a few posts down ^_^ Thank you guys for your creativity! <3

More rules may be added later~

1- Table of Contents
2- Introduction
3- About Me
4- Thread Etiquette
5- Quest Status
6- Contests
7- Special Events
8- The Awesome List
9- List of Awesome Bumps
10- Thread Accomplishments
11- Affiliates
12- Reserved
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15- Grand Opening

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Post: 43997019_5 created on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 03:19:33 +0000
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Quest Status
It's hard for me to focus on one chunk of a goal at a time, but I'm going to try! ^_^
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:::Zak's current goal is:::

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FLOWERS & BOUQUETS

Maybe the floral arrangement in the first post gave it away, but Zak is still slowly and patiently collecting every variation of the bouquets creatable at Barton Flowershoppe ^_^ He will be constantly scouting the MP for awesome deals and gathering up all of the game items he's collected over the past year. 'Good luck's are definitely needed here xD. Effing flowers, man.

Currently has 12 / 12 Sunflower Bouquets -- 100% of that goal complete!
Currently has 440 / 900 Daisy Bouquets – 48.9% of that goal complete!
Currently has 416 / 900 Daffodil Bouquets – 46.2% of that goal complete!
Currently has 332 / 900 Carnation Bouquets – 36.9% of that goal complete!

Currently has 1200 / 2712 Total Bouquets – 44.2% of that goal complete!

COMPLETED MINI-CHUNKS

(February 3, 2010) --- Every creatable tattoo in Skin Tyte has been shoved into my inventory. HUGE thank you to everybody who donated tattoos, ink, and bugs blaugh Screenshot of Awesomeness

1- Table of Contents
2- Introduction
3- About Me
4- Thread Etiquette
5- Quest Status
6- Contests
7- Special Events
8- The Awesome List
9- List of Awesome Bumps
10- Thread Accomplishments
11- Affiliates
12- Reserved
13- Reserved
14- Reserved!
15- Grand Opening

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Post: 43997019_6 created on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 03:20:54 +0000
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Contests
I will be holding contests randomly, so check often for updates!
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Note: Winners have 2 months after the trade is sent to claim the prize. After two months, the trade will be canceled and the prize will be given to somebody else sweatdrop

For more contests, check the Special Events post ^^

Bump of the Year (2015)

Bumps from prior to 2015 are not subject to being part of this contest. There isn't a limit to how many bumps you can think up-- but I will be honest and say that if you end up posting handfuls of bumps in a short period of time, I may get annoyed XD. You have a year; no need to post all of your creativity at once ^_^

First place will receive 100,000,000 gold and the title of 'Bump of the Year.'
20,000,000 gold will be split among other bumps that I liked ^^

*Page 900!

The first and last posts on the 900th page will each win 6,700 gold! Woo!

*Page 950!

The first and last posts on the 950th page will each win 6,800 gold! Woo + 100!

*Page 1,000!

Once we hit the 1,000th page, prizes are gonna jump up majorly~ (Thank you, inflation~). The first and last posts on the 1,000th page will each win 1 billion gold!

* If my post is the first or last on the contest page, I'll look at the second post or second to last, and so on. AND.... The same person cannot win both prizes from the same page. So if one person has both the first and last post, then they will only receive one of the prizes and the other will go to somebody of my choosing (Most likely somebody else on the same page XD).

Past Contests/Events

Bump of the Year ( 2008 )~ Winner: Tsukyoma
Bump of the Year ( 2009 )~ Winner: Luxray
Bump of the Year ( 2010 )~ Winner: FlowersNDaggers
Bump of the Year ( 2011 )~ Winner: Terenthia

First Annual TekTek the Impossomeness Contest ( 2009 )~ Winners: Juheez ; bailyzam ; JillMcGill
Second Annual TekTek the Impossomeness Contest ( 2010 )~ Winners: Froggie Doll ; Trashed Angel ; FlowersNDaggers
Third Annual TekTek the Impossomeness Contest ( 2011 )~ Winners: KinkaGirl ; Kirae Tsuki Uchiha ; Froggie Doll

Full Moon TekTek Contest ( July 2012 )~ Winners: picoura ; Haha Diet Coke ; ChyuuuBear ; Wizeria ; Hawt_Tigre
Cute vs. Anti-Cute TekTek Contest ( March 2013 )~ Winners: DawnAurealis ; Sifen Yamishi

Booty Grabbin! ( April 2009 )~ Winner: Flonnay

500th Visitor~ Winner: Mitsuki Koizumi

10,000th Post~ Winner: strawberrie peaches

First and Last Posts (Page 50)~ Winners: Anne_Wesker & necromancer132009
First and Last Posts (Page 100)~ Winners: necromancer132009 & Anne_Wesker
First and Last Posts (Page 150)~ Winners: Anne_Wesker & BM Vivi
First and Last Posts (Page 200)~ Winners: Icu-chan the 2nd & The Paper Alchemist
First and Last Posts (Page 250)~ Winners: Anne_Wesker & Hundert Zwei
First and Last Posts (Page 300)~ Winners: Icu-chan the 2nd & TKLumi
First and Last Posts (Page 350)~ Winners: BrandonKittyBoy & Leo Haruo
First and Last Posts (Page 400)~ Winners: Icu-chan the 2nd & The Unperfect Angel
First and Last Posts (Page 450)~ Winners: The Unperfect Angel & TKLumi
First and Last Posts (Page 500)~ Winners: The Unperfect Angel & TKLumi
First and Last Posts (Page 550)~ Winners: The Unperfect Angel & Icu the 2nd
First and Last Posts (Page 600)~ Winners: Juuwaaii & C A I T M O N S T E R
First and Last Posts (Page 650)~ Winners: Kentaro Kururugi & Kastuo Shimizu
First and Last Posts (Page 700)~ Winners: Sadistic Bankotsu & Groovy Awesome
First and Last Posts (Page 750)~ Winners: A.p.p.l.e.b.e.r.r.y.Pocky & Sakuma Yukimura
First and Last Posts (Page 800)~ Winners: Shanra the Dragon Bard & Innocuous Indignation
First and Last Posts (Page 850)~ Winners: Wolf Toy & Ruisu-sempai

A total of 2,064,299g has been given away so far- That's how much I love you guys! ^_^

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1- Table of Contents
2- Introduction
3- About Me
4- Thread Etiquette
5- Quest Status
6- Contests
7- Special Events
8- The Awesome List
9- List of Awesome Bumps
10- Thread Accomplishments
11- Affiliates
12- Reserved
13- Reserved
14- Reserved!
15- Grand Opening

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Post: 43997019_7 created on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 03:21:39 +0000
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Special Events
Like contests on steroids!
Special Events are almost always held in a separate thread. Links will be provided here <3
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Currently: No Special Events
Check Back In the Future

Coming Soon

I dunno yet. Just revived thread, and all. Brainstorming~

Event Archives

2009 - First Annual TekTek the Impossomeness Contest

2010 - Second Annual TekTek the Impossomeness Contest

2011 - Three Year Anniversary Raffle

2011 - Third Annual TekTek the Impossomeness Contest

2012 - Full Moon TekTek Contest

2013 - Cute vs. Anti-Cute TekTek Contest

1- Table of Contents
2- Introduction
3- About Me
4- Thread Etiquette
5- Quest Status
6- Contests
7- Special Events
8- The Awesome List
9- List of Awesome Bumps
10- Thread Accomplishments
11- Affiliates
12- Reserved
13- Reserved
14- Reserved!
15- Grand Opening

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Post: 43997019_8 created on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 03:22:29 +0000
Posted: Sat, 04 Oct 2008 03:22:29 +0000

The Awesome List
(Prove your awesomeness in any way, and you shall be remembered ^_^)
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I thank and appreciate all of you and what you have contributed to my thread or quest <3

1- Ruisu-sempai ♥ ▲ ★ User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

2- The Emo Kid you Love
3- Tsukyoma▲
4- dramaqueen06
5- sunshine4u804
6- Supr voO
7- Something_Terrible
8- swampertdude
9- midara the happy banshee
10- _-Mitsubachi-_-Fujin-_ ♥▲
11- Schmetterling-_-Fluegel▲
12- Ai-ly Sora▲
13- Teravu
14- emorexic-pimp
15- Koichi11 ▲
16- stranglethehippo ♥
17- Necromacide
18- Reijin-chan ★
19- MoreIntelligent
20- QueenMickey ★
21- Leto Van Elm ♥
22- BrandonKittyBoy ♥ ★▲
23- Kiyone Matasaki ★
24- Clay West
25- Poison Coated Candy ♥
26- Purplesnoopy
27- Xander69 ♥
28- Legendary_Masaki ▲
29- Sumasuun
30- this_chick25
31- ISeniorDick ▲ ♥
32- Jikoniau
33- Furry KiKi
34- Mage-Summoner
35- Saraia-Nicole
36- Cherubic Maelstrom
37- Shadows of the Past
38- Ayane Hoshi
39- Ryu Sugita
40- frozenshurikeni
41- DarkKat77 ★
42- ReiketsukanYazu
43- Flameinexile
44- Stand Alone Origin
45- Flonnay
46- Amelia Raven
47- B Pretty ★
48- Wreak Tedium ▲
49- Lexenos the Bard
50- Iam WhoIAm
51- Anne_Wesker ♥ ★
52- necromancer132009 ♥
53- CaptGwyn
54- Rock n Roll Rick ♥
55- Bonepart
56- Lovely Shayness
57- XX_Skits_XX ▲
58- ll Toriki ll ♥
59- ` I z z y
60- Avib0y1991 ♥ ★
61- The Paper Alchemist ♥ ★
62- kats_okey
63- Slick Southpaw
64- Leo Haruo ♥
65- Gotham Blackmask ★
66- Rei Itsuharu ★
67- BM Vivi
68- Hane-to-Yume
69- Icu-chan the 2nd ♥ ★▲
70- TKLumi ♥ ▲
71- Dead_Nature
72- AgentPeachsNCream
73- Hone Onma
74- Still_Not_A_Nice_Guy
75- D e l u c e ♥
76- iShinichu
77- C A I T M O N S T E R ▲ ★♥
78- JenLinKitty
79- Re-Atum
80- 2000 COMMON ERRORS
81- Luxray ▲
82- Alucard Bloodlust ★
83- Anna MacTeason ♥ ★
84- RIPCrazy ★
85- EdElricRules
86- Sadistic_Kisses
87- mbbk
88- Xen_10 ★▲
89- bailyzam
90- x_o_xReFReZH
91- JillMcGill
92- LOVE_US_J_W_J_9009
93- Juheez
94- gummybear111
95- I dorki cookii monster I
96- Fried Cheesecake
97- Sky Wolf Puppy
98- 17 Oclock News
99- Kottan Belle
100- Joshua Leoncoeur ▲
101- Icu-kun ♥
102- Znerol_2005
103- Tal Anduril ★
104- Lady Gasha ★
105- Miscenco ★
106- Rikkuzia ★
107- Dj SamyBaby
108- The Triwizard Cup
109- Arien Tilion ★
110- Bri Attgrew★
111- Epcot Illuminations ▲
112- Necromacide
113- wapacalypse
114- Faun Leibowitz ★
115- Otaku_Girl_165 ★
116- ieatbabyes ★
117- Nothakus ★
118- Ilaena
119- Lydia V Grey ★
120- Husla_King123▲
121- Deveranda
122- Carolmon ★
123- oddlyalli
124- Lord G-Off ♥
125- xoxkisaxox ♥★
126- Eurion ♥ ★
127- A.p.p.l.e.b.e.r.r.y.Pocky ♥ ★
128- Shanra the Dragon Bard ♥ ★
129- vintage lingo
130- The Unperfect Angel ♥
131- Trashed Angel ♥
132- PinkXxKiss ♥
133- Teh Paper Bag ♥
134- Froggie Doll ♥
135- MoonCrest_321
136- FlowersNDaggers ▲
137- Awful Good Girl
138- soulgirl99
139- Myoobi
140- Juuwaaii ♥
141- Lunar RevolverPhenomenon
142- Baltz Delirium
143- Nalyd Rin Dei la Rune
144- Stoplook Gerenuk ♥
145- Gimpi Loves Kouga ♥
146- BlueFairi
147- Angel Imp Deen ♥
148- Kentaro Kururugi ♥
149- cardi ★
150- Xanaphiam
151- Shikigami Mitsu ♥
152- Admiral Veiyr
153- Hazardous Harley ♥
154- X3MAN
155- Lullaby Sky
156- Miruki Kimberly Urukai
157- Sakuma Yukimura ♥
158- Tainted Tarts
159- Nayomi-chan
160- strawberrie peaches
161- xXWolf_Finding_ParadiseXx
162- Pretty P Princess
163- xfireflightx
164- Sadistic Bankotsu ♥
165- Lady Awesomolocity
166- Soryu the Water Demon ♥
167- Groovy Awesome ♥
168- Shou Yoshiro ♥
169- Hyosuke Madarao ♥
170- Hayate the Tiger ♥
171- Hanyou Inuyama ♥
172- Liekomaru ♥
173- Gayarou ♥
174- Xun the Bunny ♥
175- Tetsuya the Cowardly Wolf ♥
176- Uke Gimpi ♥
177- Zyuwnai
178- Terenthia▲ ★
179- Nolan Jefferson ▲ ♥
180- DashDotDotDash▲ ★
181- Kiua_theforgotten ♥▲ ★
182- Mr Turkleton
183- Rocky Ruffield ♥
184- Mitsuki Koizumi
185- hel-sama
186- Kivi Loll
187- allmostanyone ♥
188- filipinokristine
189- Ai x Luna ♥
190- Eternal Rebellion ♥ ★
191- iYuuri Shibuya ♥
192- II v e x t a II
193- xXxOokamiPriestess69xXx
194- Hikaru Kuro ♥
195- Alpha Wolf Roukan ♥
196- The One And Only Suo ♥
197- Miyuki Sutoku
198- Sapphire_Eternity
199- Deathflight
200- hollyannabar
201- Jackalope ★
202- IAmTheQueenOfHearts
203- angelinalice
204- KinkaGirl
205- Miss Exorcist
206- Gen of the Forest ♥
207- Kirae Tsuki Uchiha
208- AvoKitty
209- Vengeful Blademistress
210- -Saunacko-
211- Miss Esa
212- Cliiiiiiched ♥
213- Eccentrically Cynical ♥
214- Rinjie ♥
215- Elegantly Dreaming
216- Crispy Flapjacks ♥
217- la petite lamb
218- picoura
219- Hawt_Tigre
220- Haha Diet Coke
221- Hannon G
222- ChyuuuBear
223- Wizeria
224- Kikis Romeo
225- Ezeekiel Zeeke ★
226- mysticaldragonmastergurl
227- Kowai Wolf
228- DawnAurealis
229- Sweet Acerophobia
230- Bianchi The Scorpion
231- Eviltree1
232- Rahvine_Dalmira
233- Kellyanae
234- SmartieAddiction
235- 13 Mockingjay
236- Infinite Fantasy ★
237- JVGreek
238- Panda Marshmallow
239- babyblueeyes_xo
240- Sifen Yamishi
241- Code of VULGAR[ism] ★
242- digi-iiro
243- greendolphinstreet
244- Lady Epitaph
245- Rein Stars
246- DeathxGrip ★

♥ = one of my buddies!
▲ = came up with a new form of 'bump'
★ = this person is the epitome of Awesomeness
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= I have my reasons razz

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1- Table of Contents
2- Introduction
3- About Me
4- Thread Etiquette
5- Quest Status
6- Contests
7- Special Events
8- The Awesome List
9- List of Awesome Bumps
10- Thread Accomplishments
11- Affiliates
12- Reserved
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List of Awesome Bumps
Must be posted in the thread-- no longer accepting submissions sent in PMs sweatdrop Sorry
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Bumps of 2008

1- LUMP (Lucky Bump) -xShawtyZx
2- BUCK (Bump Of Luck) -Tsukyoma ~Best Bump Of 2008~
3- PFOL (Post Fullness Of Luckiness) -Schmetterling-_-Fluegel
4- TPWSGLABFM (This Post Will Say Good Luck And Bump For Me) -Ai-ly Sora
5- SEHULBUMP (Super Extra Hyper Uber Lucky Bump) -Koichi11

Bumps of 2009

1- CRAP (Crazy Ridiculous Awesomeness Post) -Legendary_Masaki
2- DUMP (Darkspine Bump) -darkspineshadow2
3- GLWYQABUMP (Good Luck With Your Quest And Bump) -ISeniorDick
4- KUMP (Kouga's Bump) -darkspineshadow2
5- FUMP (Fail Bump) -BrandonKittyBoy
6- SHULB (Super Hyper Unique Love Bump) -_-Mitsubachi-_-Fujin-_
7- GLAM (Good Luck And More) -Wreak Tedium
8- SLUMP (Super Luck Bump) -necromancer132009
9- KOUGA'S BUMP (Keep On U Gastly yet Admirable Slump Be Urself and Much more Placid) -darkspineshadow2
10- GLOY BQ (Good Luck On Your Big Quest) -XX_Skits_XX
11- GLUMP (Good Luck Bump) -The Unperfect Angel
12- BUFTÚA (Bump From The Unperfect Angel) -The Unperfect Angel
13- ROFLMAO (Rolling On Floor Lucking My Ass Off) -Luxray ~Best Bump Of 2009~
14- JUMP (Jedi Bump) -BrandonKittyBoy
15- MBLWFYQ (My Best Luck Wishes For Your Quest) -Xen_10
16- WQBGALBTG,AAB (Winful Quest Being Given Awesome Luck By This Gaian, Also A Bump) -Joshua Leoncoeur

Bumps of 2010

1- WEBIGTBSIGTYTHYOYQ (With Every Bump I Give, This Bump Surely Is Given To You To Help You On Your Quest) Epcot Illuminations
2- GDIWWTYBCOA BUMP (God Damnit I Will Win This Year's Bump Contest. Oh, And Bump) -darkspineshadow2
3- BUMP (Bear Under My Pillow) -Icu the 2nd
4- HIMMGLIKYWGIB (Husla_King123's Impossomeness Mighty Mega Good Luck I Know You Will Get It Bump) -Husla_King123
5- SAGLBFBNZWAC (Super Awesome Good Luck Bump For Burs Named Zak Who Are Cool) -Icu the 2nd
6- BORED (Bump On Rick's Exciting Death) -TKLumi
7- LAFAIL (Luck Award(ing-ness) For An Interesting Lad) -FlowersNDaggers ~Best Bump Of 2010~

Bumps of 2011

1- BLERG (Bump Luck(ifiying) Every Received Gift) -Terenthia ~Best Bump Of 2011~
2- BFZBHIA (Bump For Zakky Because He Is Awesome) -C A I T M O N S T E R
3- DOC BUMP (Dorky Or Cool Bump) -Nolan Jefferson
4- IBOGOLUB (I'm Bored Good Luck Bump?) -DashDotDotDash
5- TBIFWEW (This Bump Is Filled With Epic Win) -Kiua_theforgotten
6- ISFBOGSIDTGTBBE (I'm So Flipping Bored On Gaia So I Decided To Give The Best Bump Ever) -Kiua_theforgotten
7- TITBBEBIPHUTOTLOE (This Isn't The Best Bump Ever But It's Pretty High Up There On The List Of Epicness) -Kiua_theforgotten
8- IRRNTCABEBTIDTLT (I Really Really Need To Create A Better Epic Bump Than I Did The Last Time) -Kiua_theforgotten
9- DSS2INRSUMP (Darkspineshadow2 Is Now Ruisu Sempai bump) -Ruisu-sempai
10- LKTATGWAB (Let's Keep This Awesome Thread Going With Awesome Bumps) -Kiua_theforgotten

Bumps of 2015

1- WTHZIBASILHFY (What The Hell Zak, It's Been Ages Since I Last Heard From You!) -Shanra the Dragon Bard

1- Table of Contents
2- Introduction
3- About Me
4- Thread Etiquette
5- Quest Status
6- Contests
7- Special Events
8- The Awesome List
9- List of Awesome Bumps
10- Thread Accomplishments
11- Affiliates
12- Reserved
13- Reserved
14- Reserved!
15- Grand Opening

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Thread Accomplishments
That's right, shameless bragging. Can you dig it? XD
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October 3rd, 2008 --- Zak's Impossomeness Quest Begins.

Members of The Awesome List

May 19th, 2009 --- 50 different people have done something awesome.
October 31st, 2009 --- 100 different people have done something awesome.
April 2nd, 2011 --- 150 different people have done something awesome.
October 21st, 2011 --- 200 different people have done something awesome.

Posts in the Thread

June 30th, 2009 --- 1,000 posts have been made in the thread.
August 5th, 2009 --- 2,000 posts have been made in the thread.
September 4th, 2009 --- 3,000 posts have been made in the thread.
September 15th, 2009 --- 4,000 posts have been made in the thread.
October 6th, 2009 --- 5,000 posts have been made in the thread.
November 2nd, 2009 --- 6,000 posts have been made in the thread.
February 20th, 2010 --- 7,000 posts have been made in the thread.
November 7th, 2010 --- 8,000 posts have been made in the thread.
February 10th, 2011 --- 9,000 posts have been made in the thread.
May 31st, 2011 --- 10,000 posts have been made in the thread.
March 25th, 2013 --- 12,500 posts have been made in the thread.

Pages in the Thread

July 12th, 2009 --- The quest thread has reached over 100 pages.
September 4th, 2009 --- The quest thread has reached over 200 pages.
September 30th, 2009 --- The quest thread has reached over 300 pages.
November 2nd, 2009 --- The quest thread has reached over 400 pages.
May 4th, 2010 --- The quest thread has reached over 500 pages.
February 10th, 2011 --- The quest thread has reached over 600 pages.
June 16th, 2011 --- The quest thread has reached over 700 pages.
November 16th, 2011 --- The quest thread has reached over 800 pages.

Gold Given Away as Prizes and/or Donated

August 8th, 2009 --- Over 100,000g has been given away in contests and donations.
September 10th, 2009 --- Over 200,000g has been given away in contests and donations.
December 9th, 2009 --- Over 300,000g has been given away in contests and donations.
May 4th, 2010 --- Over 400,000g has been given away in contests and donations.
December 27th, 2010 --- Over 500,000g has been given away in contests and donations.
May 31st, 2011 --- Over 600,000g has been given away in contests and donations.
October 2nd, 2011 --- Over 700,000g has been given away in contests and donations.
October 2nd, 2011 --- Over 800,000g has been given away in contests and donations.
October 3rd, 2011 --- Over 900,000g has been given away in contests and donations.
October 3rd, 2011 --- Over 1,000,000g has been given away in contests and donations.
October 4th, 2011 --- Over 1,250,000g has been given away in contests and donations.
January 17th, 2012 --- Over 1,500,000g has been given away in contests and donations.
August 1st, 2012 --- Over 1,750,000g has been given away in contests and donations.
March 31st, 2013 --- Over 2,000,000g has been given away in contests and donations.

Quest Chunks Completed / Goals Reached

February 3rd, 2010 --- Zak completed his first official quest chunk and obtained every tattoo.

Miscellaneous Notes

November 2nd, 2011 --- The thread has reached 100 Popularity Votes. 99 Likes ; 1 Dislike.

Of course I thank everybody on the awesome list for every achievement listed ^^ I couldn't have done anything listed above without you <333

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1- Table of Contents
2- Introduction
3- About Me
4- Thread Etiquette
5- Quest Status
6- Contests
7- Special Events
8- The Awesome List
9- List of Awesome Bumps
10- Thread Accomplishments
11- Affiliates
12- Reserved
13- Reserved
14- Reserved!
15- Grand Opening

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Posted: Sat, 04 Oct 2008 03:25:12 +0000

Affiliates
PM me if you would like to discuss becoming affiliated :3
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"I've acquired every dragon Gaia has to offer except this little guy.
There are none on the MP, so I'm hoping someone will sell me theirs."

OVERVIEW
I've decided to whore off this part of my thread to Gaians (Or... is it them whoring themselves off to this part of my thread? ._.) who want to advertise their quest, thread, guild, etc. ^_^

I want to keep this section as up-to-date as possible; meaning that I don't want to be linking people to dead threads/guilds/quests/etc. I will check up on each affiliate every so often to see if things are still alive and kickin'. If the thread/guild/etc.etc.etc. looks like it has been dead for at least 4 months, then I will remove it from my affiliates list. Please don't take it personally sweatdrop I just want to keep this section clean and tidy. Plus, if the thread/whatever is dead, then obviously my affiliation with it wasn't helping anyways gonk

REQUIREMENTS... KINDA
I will not accept every request/offer to have our threads affiliated sweatdrop I have randomly specific requirements that must be met before I will accept any requests (very similar to the randomly specific requirements that I have for people that I donate to >_> Don't try to understand my crazy Zak-Logic, it's impossible gonk ).

I won't disclose those requirements to anybody for a couple of reasons. 1- I believe in some lame little "if you have to be told what to do, then it doesn't really count" philosophy. 2- Like I said, "randomly specific." My mood and requirements change all the time xd I'm very inconsistent sweatdrop

Please don't be offended if I say no to a "can you advertise me?" request gonk It's (most likely) nothing personal- I'm just very picky and selective. I guess you could say that this is mostly reserved for close friends who I would be very honored to be able to advertise ^_^;; Though, I did say "mostly" reserved, not "only" 3nodding

ICON REGULATIONS
If I accept your ad, I'll ask for an icon, image, etc to post here. I'm sure that my quest thread itself is image-heavy enough as it is. So I gotta set some rules that your images need to follow.

- I ask that the icons be under 300 pixels in width and height.
- The icons must be under 50,000 bytes in file size.
- Every image must follow Gaia's TOS ^_^

- I will randomly make slight exceptions to the first couple rules (probably if an icon looks insanely awesome XD). Again, I'm inconsistent >_<