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Post: 91783139_1 created on Sun, 27 Apr 2014 21:06:57 +0000
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Hello there fellow gaians, I bring to you today a giveaway thread of not so epic proportions!
First we will delve into the things you can win, and then we shall go through the ways in which you shall win them.

My inventory has 3 pages of items, the average price being a few hundred million and the highest value item is about 50b, the entire inventory is about 50T worth.

That's right, every item in my inventory is up for grabs, but you will not get to choose of course,
I will run a random number generator and send you whatever comes out
(Numbers for items are already decided).

This thread is mostly here for a bit of fun, hence the stupid ways of getting items besides rolling

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⓵ You can only use the sign once, unless there is an event on.
⓶ Don't be a d**k while in the thread.
⓷ The prices of things you get may vary greatly, don't freak the hell outCrappy being around 100m over a crappy prize.
⓸ First and foremost this thread is here to have fun, don't forget that
⓹ I will update this thread as I can.
⓺ Just In Case
⓻ Just In Case
⓼ Just In Case
⓽ Just In Case
⓾ And Last Special Number
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Post: 91783139_2 created on Sun, 27 Apr 2014 21:07:17 +0000
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So what do you need to do to have a chance at winning these things?
I'm glad you asked, because it won't be easy!
I have changed it because people got butthurt over it being hard.

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To win an item via normal means you just need to generate a random number from 1 - 5000 and land on any number ending in more than one "0" .

You can do this any amount of times.

Example

4200 = Win
2000 = Win
2005 = Lose
2054 = Lose

If you land on one of these special numbers I'll give you a special gift!

5
7
8
13
42
47
69
117
314
365
426
501
577
1010
1618
1862
1019(1)
2718

Take a picture of yourself with a sign, the sign must state something you see as a bad thing about yourself, and it must contain your username.

Signs can only be done once per person, further signs will not get a prize.

Take a picture of yourself with a Potato, yep. A potato.

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Every 50 posts you'll get an item, just keep track of them to make it easier to deal with.

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Post: 91783139_3 created on Sun, 27 Apr 2014 21:07:27 +0000
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ihategumbymorethanyou

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Kiburedo Shiyosha
SexyGingerBear
Knee socks are cool
Managodess
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Previous events (Expired)

The Hottest TF2 Fanfic (Smut)

Chapter 1

Cupcakes (Gore)[

Chapter 1
P1 Wizeria
P2 Wizeria

Chapter 2
P1 Froghat

Chapter 3
P1 Pandaification

Can you hear the people sing - Dutch
Loituma - Pandaification
Loituma - Wizeria
Loituma - Wizeria fast
Loituma - Yukiwabell
Do you want to build a snowman - Pandafication
Let it go (Wat is this) - Pandafication
Do you want to build a snowman (Fanfic) - Pandafication
I won't say I'm in love - ladymay111
Under the sea - Pandafication
Water buffalo song - Froghat
Pink fluffy unicorns - Yukiwabell
Matryoshka - Yukiwabell
Good Company -Yaoi Buddy

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Post: 91783139_4 created on Sun, 27 Apr 2014 21:07:43 +0000
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Previous events

Scavenger Hunt!

Throughout this thread I have hidden hints that pertain to answers to the questions below some will be in plain sight, others are hidden well, but all of them will result in spectacular wondiferous awe-inspiring prizes!

You will need to answer a minimum of 8 questions to get a prize, and the more you answer the better the prizes!
When you think you know the answers PM me with them, so you don't give them away to others.

Questions!

1. What alien is referenced on the first page.

2. What game character is referenced on the first page.

3. Which famous legion is referenced on the first page.

4. What kind of monkey is used on our banner.

5. How many dice were rolled on the first page.

6. Which came first the chicken or the egg.

7. In what European country is the town of Wil located?

8. This woman was the sister of one of Rome's greatest tyrants and the mother of another, Who was she?

9. Who was the real-life Scottish sailor who inspired Daniel Defoe's "Robinson Crusoe"

10. What kind of wood was supposedly used to build Noah's Ark?

11. What does the term "stichomythia" mean?

12. What does a palynologist do?

13. What travels at approximately 186,000 miles per second?

14. What is the oldest post on the minishop forum

15. When was the first Minishop collective

16. Who is this

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Post: 91783139_5 created on Sun, 27 Apr 2014 21:09:02 +0000
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4/29/14: We hit 500 posts the three people after I announced it get an item each! Winners were Wizeria, inferno22 and Serkunet.
4/29/14: I hit the 500 Posts achievement among other achievements at this point too biggrin

7/7/2015: Haitus Over! Due to immigration stuff and settling into the US Gaia had taken a back seat, but now I am back and ready to give more stuff!

9/3/2016: The Handsome Monkey King comes and goes like the eastern winds, but for now I am back among you mortals.

2/18/2017: Did anyone feel a breeze? yep that's me riding heaven's breath and ending up on this dump!

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Post: 91783139_6 created on Sun, 27 Apr 2014 21:12:39 +0000
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Kill_Your_Heroes

Ode to pickles,
With your delectable crunch,
I'd eat you for breakfast,
Dinner or lunch.

You're not very filling,
But I love you a bunch,
When my taste buds are tingling,
It's you that I munch emotion_omnomnom

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Gingerbear
Such long hair
Very fair
Do i dare
I would care
Bear

hatabear

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I want a gift because I need to know if you love me too redface

*rolls away

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: i got this from dumpster dive. you can have it back. these things are useless. there's no profit from them. try putting something useful into dumpster dive. thank you.

Miss Shadow Cat

Monkey king shining fur
takes in strong paw wet apple
golden warm heart loves all.

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Post: 91783139_7 created on Sun, 27 Apr 2014 21:29:51 +0000
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Sexygingerbear
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Absinthe Venatrix

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Post: 91783139_8 created on Sun, 27 Apr 2014 21:33:03 +0000
Posted: Sun, 27 Apr 2014 21:33:03 +0000

Why is it so hard to win the rolls! Make it easier!

A: I made it that way so that it urged people to try the more amusing ways of getting items so that when people came here they could look at the songs/pictures/fanfics and have a good laugh.

Q: Why did you give me an item if I didn't win?

A: There are more ways to win normally than I posted, and most of them are a secret so that when you get lucky with one you're more surprised and happy!

Q: You've given me many of my quest items, am I just really lucky?

A: Not likely, I just enjoyed talking to you or liked your avatar or some other finicky reason and got you them.

Q: The item I got isn't very valuable! This is a ripoff

A: The item you get is free so it can't be ripoff, and if you read the post properly you'd know the item you get is random. Luck of the draw, deal with it.

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Post: 91783139_9 created on Sun, 27 Apr 2014 21:46:19 +0000
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