RikProwley
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- Posted: Mon, 28 Jun 2004 16:13:32 +0000
"Hey everyone, guess what I found!"
The response that met this exuberant proclamation was slightly less than enthusiastic. Leaping into the house and sending the front door crashing against the wall behidn it, Rikard held up his prize for all those in the living room to see.
Unfortunately, no one of any consequence was looking. The only creature who deigned to notice Rikard's entrance was Yttrium, the resident Mendel, who zipped across the floorboards and attached himself to the hem of Rikard's robes, scrambling up. "PREZENNN!" howled Yttrium. Rikard quickly pinned the Mendel down with his free hand.
"No! Not a present!" he informed Yttrium. "Not a present!"
"Moo?" whimpered the tiny Mendel.
Seated on the matching leather couches in front of the television were the people whose attention Rikard had actually been trying to attract. Djerod, Max, and Sally, the resident household patriarchs and matriarch. Only Sally bothered to give Rikard a pleasant glance. Max, who as usual was seated beside her (due to their being married), looked at Rikard with contempt. "Where'd you get that? A trash compactor?"
"No! On Gaia!" said Rikard, looking hurt. "From a special shop."
"Gaian stuff is all trash," pointed out Max.
"Nonsense," said Sally, "it's a very nice, ah, broken lantern." She smiled weakly at Rikard: even the normally pleasant and kind Sally was having a hard time justifying the purchase of a broken lantern.
The only person who had yet to speak was Djerod. He was seated with his back to the door and did not bother to look in Rikard's direction. He merely sighed, tired eyes fixed resolutely on his coffee cup. "As I can only assume you've used Emi's finances, could you please inform me as to how much your purchase will set us back?"
Rikard thought a moment. "Well, twelve-fifty, I think?"
"Youd paid twelve-fifty for that!?" came Max's incensed reply.
"It's not just a lantern!" said Rikard quickly. "It's a Mythos. It's a haunted lantern. An adoptable I know Em was wanting, since she entered a raffle before, and paid something like twenty-five hundred that time. And she didn't even win anything. So don't tell me I overpaid. It least I have something to show for my gold."
"Yeah!" agreed Yttrium, still pinned against Rikard's chest.
Sally seemed intrigued. "A haunted lantern? The ghost is the pet, then?"
"Yeah, her name's Oiwa," said Rikard.
Suddenyl, Djerod stood and pointed at the door. "Get that THING out of my house!" While it was hardly unusual for Djerod to be shouting, the anger in his eyes was a sight unfamiliar to Rikard.
"Djerod," started Sally. Even Max seemed vaguely concerned for his longtime rival.
"I will not have a ghost in my house!" continued Djerod. "Take it outside! NOW."
Rkard backed up a step. He could tell that whatever the extent of Djerod's anger, it was being very carefully controlled, else Rikard would have probably been screaming on the ground. He'd seen Rheans initiate mental attacks when angry before, and the results were never pretty. "Yeesh, okay," he mumbled, before darting back out the front door.
Djerod sat down heavily on the couch. "Was that really necessary?" Sally asked him. Djerod didn't answer and Max put a hand on his wife's shoulder to advise her to back down.
It was a most inauspicious welcome for the lantern.
The response that met this exuberant proclamation was slightly less than enthusiastic. Leaping into the house and sending the front door crashing against the wall behidn it, Rikard held up his prize for all those in the living room to see.
Unfortunately, no one of any consequence was looking. The only creature who deigned to notice Rikard's entrance was Yttrium, the resident Mendel, who zipped across the floorboards and attached himself to the hem of Rikard's robes, scrambling up. "PREZENNN!" howled Yttrium. Rikard quickly pinned the Mendel down with his free hand.
"No! Not a present!" he informed Yttrium. "Not a present!"
"Moo?" whimpered the tiny Mendel.
Seated on the matching leather couches in front of the television were the people whose attention Rikard had actually been trying to attract. Djerod, Max, and Sally, the resident household patriarchs and matriarch. Only Sally bothered to give Rikard a pleasant glance. Max, who as usual was seated beside her (due to their being married), looked at Rikard with contempt. "Where'd you get that? A trash compactor?"
"No! On Gaia!" said Rikard, looking hurt. "From a special shop."
"Gaian stuff is all trash," pointed out Max.
"Nonsense," said Sally, "it's a very nice, ah, broken lantern." She smiled weakly at Rikard: even the normally pleasant and kind Sally was having a hard time justifying the purchase of a broken lantern.
The only person who had yet to speak was Djerod. He was seated with his back to the door and did not bother to look in Rikard's direction. He merely sighed, tired eyes fixed resolutely on his coffee cup. "As I can only assume you've used Emi's finances, could you please inform me as to how much your purchase will set us back?"
Rikard thought a moment. "Well, twelve-fifty, I think?"
"Youd paid twelve-fifty for that!?" came Max's incensed reply.
"It's not just a lantern!" said Rikard quickly. "It's a Mythos. It's a haunted lantern. An adoptable I know Em was wanting, since she entered a raffle before, and paid something like twenty-five hundred that time. And she didn't even win anything. So don't tell me I overpaid. It least I have something to show for my gold."
"Yeah!" agreed Yttrium, still pinned against Rikard's chest.
Sally seemed intrigued. "A haunted lantern? The ghost is the pet, then?"
"Yeah, her name's Oiwa," said Rikard.
Suddenyl, Djerod stood and pointed at the door. "Get that THING out of my house!" While it was hardly unusual for Djerod to be shouting, the anger in his eyes was a sight unfamiliar to Rikard.
"Djerod," started Sally. Even Max seemed vaguely concerned for his longtime rival.
"I will not have a ghost in my house!" continued Djerod. "Take it outside! NOW."
Rkard backed up a step. He could tell that whatever the extent of Djerod's anger, it was being very carefully controlled, else Rikard would have probably been screaming on the ground. He'd seen Rheans initiate mental attacks when angry before, and the results were never pretty. "Yeesh, okay," he mumbled, before darting back out the front door.
Djerod sat down heavily on the couch. "Was that really necessary?" Sally asked him. Djerod didn't answer and Max put a hand on his wife's shoulder to advise her to back down.
It was a most inauspicious welcome for the lantern.