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With Futuristic Technology built into the structure, this bar adds rooms to suit the needs of patrons. Anything goes, but violence should be kept to a minimum as well as observance of gaia rules. The main room is a lantern lit square wood-lined room with several doors across from the entrance. In between the entrance and those doors are numerous tables increasing in amount to support the number of patrons. To the left of the a person who had just entered, would be the main bar with an impressive amount of bottles containing various types of drinks and a single door leading to the employees only room. To the right of the entering guest is a stage spanning the majority of the wall for improvised comedy and scripted performaces. Along the remaining few fet are several empty bookshelves. All a person need do i think of a book or topic and one shelf will fill with that book or several books on the topic choosen, the titles will be most relevent to the person's needs of course.
Behind the doors in the back of the bar are the alter-rooms. Anything the enterer would like appears on the otherside, much like a holodeck. If a Forest would be wanted one would find it. A instrument storage closet, A white sand beach, or even a theme park, any environment at all.

Current Decorations: :

Along the walls hang white silk ribbons with Purple rose bouquets placed above the low points. The stage is adorned with Large Flower rings. Archways of flowers go over all doors. Brightly colored banners hang down above the drinks displayed behind the bar. Standing behind the bar is a Black suited, hansome man with a nice tan, a large smile and glowing pupilless yellow eyes. This is BarBot 3.0, its mission, to serve any patrons should the employees be unavalible. A Large white frosted cake sits in the middle of the room. No piece is removed and waits for the bride and groom to cut it.

Special Rules (to keep some semblance of peace):

0. Ignore any banter and or actions between Raith91 and DeGei. They should stop to address any customers.
1. No one gets to blow up Womp Rats
2. No feeding of other patrons without permission
3. Battles should be taken out of the main room
4. If you are going to type in color I cant stop you, but...
4.a. Blue Text=Singing
4.b. Brown Text=Actions and words spoken while on the stage.
5. No "FreeStylin'" without a permit. Permits are free upon request, but only from the Psycho in Charge. He may deny the request if abuse is likely or the "freestyle" is uncalled for.
6. No Domo-kuns allowed, the emoticon is, but this bar is a no Domo Zone domokun
7. No Togas unless a Greco-Roman Theme is in effect, or a special Toga party day is declared. (It is currently NOT a Toga Day)
Current Staff:


Psycho Running the Asylum: DeGei/DeeGeeM


BartenderBot 3.0:

Programmed to defend the bar and not hurt anyone abidding by the rules.
Immune to fire, Ice, Syrup (dont ask why), and being electrocuted.
Has a built in Stun Net for safe removal of rowdy patrons.
Is often dressed to fit the theme.
Has a built reference library of drinks to suit any patrons.


Regulars (been here more than three times):

Eowuclya
Master Twibble
Raith91

Specialtys of the House:


The Dragon's Breath- A spicy drink known to cause a beelch of flame when downed in one gulp. Appears to Bubble or Foam when served and is orange in color.
Grunny Steak- I got a bunch of them from various people dirt cheap, apperently cooked grunny is no longer contagious and dead Grunnys are too depressing to carry around.
Grunny Brain in Carrot Juice- Special for Zombified Gaians in search of revenge.
Grunwiches- Cold slices of Grunny Meat on White, Wheat, or Rye, and topped with a green pair of minibunny ears. Lettuce, Tomato, various cheese, and condements on request. Bacon Extra.
The Jack Vs. Santa- A piece of pumpkin pie covered with chocolate shavings and a scoop of strawberry/vanilla swirl ice cream.
Sno Yeti Ice Cream Sundae- Vanilla Ice Cream topped with blue rasberry syrup and pair of blue jelly beans.
The "Masque" Loft-Meat Loaf covered in our special "G Sauce" gravy and topped with two tomatoes and yellow peppers.
Sniper Stew- A Hearty Beef Stew with several herbs and spices that wake it extremely spicy.
Heart-Shaped Cupcakes- Covered in Purple Frosting and adorned with Green Sweethearts candy in the middle.


Affiliates:

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G.D.C. General Community Dysfunction Thread
My profile full of funny goodness
*Opens the door for the first time*
Come on in
Sits behind the bar and reads a book.

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"Who would you expect to be the first one here?"
Of course my good friend and standard cohort Raith91, thus rule number 1.
*DeGei Smirked*

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DeGei
Of course my good friend and standard cohort Raith91, thus rule number 1.
*DeGei Smirked*

*reads rule 1* hey man, that aint cool, you only made that rule cuz you knew i was comin.... I like blowing up wonp rats... its hilarious...

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g2g, l8tr DG, nice place by the way
Its called a preemptive strike, Take care of things before they happen.
Thx, later
*picks up his book and continues reading*
*yawns and exits through the employees only door, leaving the skeleton to serve drinks*

Gracious Entrepreneur

*walks in and looks around* nice little place here. Hook me up with something good Skeley. *sits on stood at the counter*
*Walks out of the room, grabs his book and steps back inside, leaving a sign which reads be back in 5.5 hours*

Gracious Entrepreneur

5.5 hours ? That must be one long s**t. *laughs at own joke*
*Returns from fishing trip and asks Skeleton bartender what he missed*
SHE SAID WHAT!!!

Thats a bad joke...

Gracious Entrepreneur

*sits at table in far corner, smiling*

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