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******** man, b. keaton is the man! waaaay better filmmaker.		13.4%	[ 9 ]
charlie chaplin had little tramp, sooo he is therefore cooler		41.8%	[ 28 ]
i am lame and don't watch silent slapstick comedies.		44.8%	[ 30 ]
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Post: 11217905_1 created on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 21:24:06 +0000
Posted: Fri, 02 Dec 2005 21:24:06 +0000

INTRODUCTION
Quelle ******** fashion.

Welcome to Jix and Spore of the Unspoken's Avatar Advice thread ♥
We are very flattered that you have an interest in our thread. Please allow me to give you an overview of what exactly we do here.

At Jix n' Spore's Avatar Advice we are determined to offer you the best fashion advice for your avatar. Is your avatar ugly? Cluttered? How about just plain stupid looking? Here, we can fix that for you. We're here to help rid Gaians of their fashion atrocities.

Join our guild!

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Post: 11217905_2 created on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 21:25:29 +0000
Posted: Fri, 02 Dec 2005 21:25:29 +0000

WHAT WE DO

Here at Jix n' Spore's Avatar Advice we are dedicated to making your avatar ultra sexy, cool, chic...however you want to describe it, we'll make your avatar look good, damn good. By any means possible.

This is what we offer to you:

-avatar rating & critiquing
-avatar make-overs (courtesy of the tektek.org avatar generator)
-suggesting items to compliment your current avatar outfit

All of what we offer is free. We don't take any gold.

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Post: 11217905_3 created on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 21:26:38 +0000
Posted: Fri, 02 Dec 2005 21:26:38 +0000

HOW WE DO IT

avatar rating & critiquing
-avatars will be rated on a 10 point scale, 10 being totally awesome, 0 being totally crappy
-included with your rate we will tell you what we like and dislike about your avatar and how you can improve it

avatar make-overs
This is basically where you, someone who is sick of their current avatar, lets Spore and I design a new one for you (complete with outfit, of course). We will be using the tektek.org avatar generator. When it is done, we will PM you a: picture of the avatar we designed for you, and a list of the items on it. It is up to you to buy those items. If you are interested, please fill out this form & post it in the thread:

[b]Do you wish to keep you current avatar's skin, gender, eyes, eye colour, hair style, and hair colour?[/b]
[b]If no, please specify how you wish your new avatar's body to look like:
Favourite colours: [/b]
[b]Desired items (any essential items that you have to have?):
Current gold:[/b]
[b]Style (e.g. sexy, nerdy, rockstar) you want:[/b]

Please keep in mind these things:
-We do not buy the items for you
-We ask how much gold you currently have so we can know wheater or not to put expensive items on it or not
-If you don't like it, don't use it, and don't complain
-please consider crediting us in your signature or profile if you do use our avatar ideas
-some hairstyles must be bought in Durem
-you don't have to pay us
-don't PM us with your filled out form, please just post it in this thread

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Post: 11217905_4 created on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 21:27:29 +0000
Posted: Fri, 02 Dec 2005 21:27:29 +0000

RULES

~As per usual, follow the TOS
~Try to be literate
~Be nice, of course
~PLEASE don't be offended if we dislike your avatar. We all have different tastes.
~You don't have to take our suggestions, as they are just suggestions. We respect if you don't like them, and that's perfectly fine. You have a right to tell us, but try to keep unnecessary, negative remarks to yourself.
~Don't start any drama. We really don't need that.
~Don't stretch the page
~DO NOT PM ME WITH YOUR MAKEOVER FORM, I WILL DELETE IT. POST IT IN THE THREAD

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HINTS & TIPS
-visors are a hat's cousin
-kilt (or skirk/dress) + pants = no no
-trenchcoat (or overuse of black) + sunglasses = unoriginal
-clutter = ugly
-1 colour = boring
-no accessories? boring!
-balance is vital
-layer colours to look fun!
-too much colour is bad

THREAD SONG
Supermodel (You Better Work!)~RuPaul

you better work (cover girl)
work it girl (give a twirl)
do your thing on the runway

work (supermodel... )
you better work it, girl (...of the world)
wet your lips and make love to the camera

work, turn to the left
work, now turn to the right
work, sashay shante

it don’t matter what you wear
they’re checkin’ out your savior faire
and it don’t matter what you do
cause everything looks good on you ...supermodel

you better work (cover girl)
work it girl (give a twirl)
do your thing on the runway

work (supermodel...)
you better work it, girl (...of the world)
wet your lips and make love to the camera

work, turn to the left
work, now turn to the right
work, sashay shante

i see your picture everywhere
a million dollar derriere
and when you walked in to the room
you had everybody’s eyes on you ...supermodel

linda=work mama ! naomi=she is fierce ! christy=foxy lady out of sight
cindy=i can feel it ! claudia=sell the garment ! nikki=work the runway, sweetie

i have one thing to say, sashay shante, shante, shante, shante
i have one thing to say, sashay shante, shante, shante, shante

i have one thing to say ...you better work, b***h!

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Post: 11217905_5 created on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 21:28:54 +0000
Posted: Fri, 02 Dec 2005 21:28:54 +0000

FASHIONISTAS
~Jix*
~Spore of the Unspoken*
~Kuyusi
~queenie[.]
~[Battle.Royale]
~Viron
~HeadPhonic

Those with a * are the owners and have overruling power over the regular fashionistas.
Want to be a Fashionista of this thread?
Are you willing to dedicate time and care to the cause of helping the fashionably retarded? Then please, fill out this form after reading the rules:

[b]Username:[/b]
[b]Age:[/b]
[b]Real-Life Gender:[/b]
[b]Favourite items on Gaia:[/b]
[b]Least favourite items:[/b]
[b]Item you think is most over-rated:[/b]
[b]Item you think is most under-rated:[/b]
[b]Post count?[/b]
[b]Example of avatar outfit skills (using tektek):[/b]
[b]Explain why you want to be a fashionista:[/b]
[b]What is your favourite animal noise from the song, 'Rock Lobster'?[/b]

If you're not comfortable with filling out a few of those fields, you don't have to. When done filling out the form, please post it, and send Jix, a PM saying what page number it was posted on, and why you'd like to be a Fashionista of the thread. Incase you'e wondering, a Fashonista in this thead is someone that posts here often, is fashionable, and gives advice to the needing avatars of users. After I recieve a pm with all of the information, I will reply telling you "Yes" you are perfect for being a fashionista, or "No," you just don't have what it takes. Be prepared for a challenge/test upon entering your form.

FASHIONISTA RULES & GUIDELINES
~Rate on a 10 point scale
~Makeovers must be affordable to the one who requested it
~Rate honestly, and bluntly
~Always listen to Jix and Spore of the Unspoken
~Defend the thread
~Only give advice/makeovers/suggestions if asked
~Be here often
~Be nice
~To show that you have read & agree to these rules & guidelines, on the fashionista form when asked "What is your favourite animal noise from the song, 'Rock Lobster'?" enter "narwhal".

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Post: 11217905_6 created on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 21:29:44 +0000
Posted: Fri, 02 Dec 2005 21:29:44 +0000

POSI+IVE FEEDBACK

Divash

Incredible. You took an item I didn't even like and made me want to buy it! Now, that is skill. See, I was right. All I needed was some fresh eyes to look at this avatar and see in her something I didn't see before. Thank you so much, Spore and Jix!

Hajima Hotaru

This place generally gives great advice, so whenever I can't decide I let you guys do it. Although, with 900+ pages, what else would one expect, but great advice?

BUMPERS

~Genesis Rockhide

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