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Updates: Our sale is over but I have reviews up and am hoping that will encourage some of you. Please look on my customer list to see them! Thank you!


Early December- GRAND OPENING! Take 500 off any reading (I will not pay the difference). This will make some of the more simple readings free.


Welcome, welcome. As you can see, I am not a layout person. I am, in fact, a player of the beautiful ankh.


Ankh? A musical instrument? This guy is cracked....


Perhaps. However, ankh, in Egyptian was not only the symbol of life but the word as well. And, on top of that, my people (the Romany) use ankh as one of the many words for divination.

Go figure, eh? In any event, I know no one who doesn't know what Romany is will look it up. So...*takes a deep breath*...it means "Gypsy". Just to let you know, the word "jipped" comes from Gypsy, and all in all it's a racial slur for us.

That's the last time I'm addressing that issue, call anyone the "G" word and die.

Dude, you're on a TANGENT! People on Gaia hate tangents!


*Grumbles* True, I am. So, what can I do for you? Many, many things not usually associated with the Romany. You can see all my nifty little history that I doubt you'll believe below, but that doesn't really matter, does it?


The following "Cheat Sheet of Fantastical Fortunes" will show you the services I offer in no particular order.


Classic Tarot

Romany Cards

I-Ching

Metal Scrying

Crystal Scrying

Water Scrying

Fire Scrying

Picture Studies

Palmistry

Tea/Concoction Scrying

Omen Watching (Can take up to a week. I live in the ghetto, people. I need to go out to a certain place to watch.)

Straight Intuition

Dowsing

Astrology

Numerology

Lamb Slaughter*

Drop Analysis

Handwriting Analysis

Trad. Japanese Physical Type Analysis



*(Just joking, people!)

I also have other things you can ask for. I am considered very talented, even at home, and catch onto things quickly (Think about it, I couldn't have learned half those things from my parents). There are also a few not listed here. If you can name a form of divination that I know of but haven't put up you get a free reading.
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First off, this is a little intro to the realm of telling fortunes. It will be brief, compact, and quick. I believe (probably because I'm a spoiled b*****d) that there are very few people who can actually tell fortunes. Contrary to all the hubbub about "anyone being able to master the art of fortune-telling" I will tell you right now:

Try finding someone who says that when they aren't selling something or haven't had something sold to them.


In most cultures people had to have a certain level of "symptoms" before they were considered a psychic. This means that suddenly getting a little twinge after watching Charmed, going in and buying a divining crystal, and then swinging it around haphazardly over a rough paper marked "yes and no" is not a symptom.

No, you don't have to be Romany. No, you don't have to be Miss Cleo (actually, I recommend that you aren't), but the people who do it well often have traits that make up for "the gift".


If you think you have talent, please talk to me over pm. I am not a scoffer, and would be happy to guide anyone in the right direction. However, I will not talk about what my mother taught me.


Danka!
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I am a sixteen-year-old (notice I try to make it classy by spelling out the number), male who lives in an inner-city area in California. I was born in Italy to my mother when she was sixteen who was a full-blood Romany. We traveled to the Czech Republic, Russia, and England, until we finally ended up in California.
My mother is a reckless, haphazard, and amazing woman. We have lived together through three of her marriages and she taught me everything she could. This included what we put under the label of "fortune-telling" though most techniques just tell the person about themselves.
So, I'm half handsome-mysterious-guy Italian, and half crazy-beautiful-asskicking Romany. At least, so she tells me, though I'm not quite sure where the unsexy-can't-dance-shy part comes from. Who knows? Maybe it skips a generation.

I speak very little Romany. I am tall. I do not smell like goats. I have a teacher from Ireland who yells "It's not a bloody fashion show!" at me every morning.

So why am I going on Gaia, charging gold, and flaunting my skills.
There are explanations.

The Long Version=


I have been taught my skills since before I can remember. Still, when you live in a rather scary area I'm not willing to walk up to random people and ask if they want a reading. Due to a *minor* slip-up in Middle School I am going to a magnet school for disceplinary problems. So, I'm sitting in class sleeping most of the time when I *do* go. Otherwise I'm dodging around the scary people and keeping to myself. Basically, many friends I know that are interested in the occult and I really need practice. Plus..I love breedable pets. GOD DO I LOVE THEM!

The Short Version=

I hate school and I need something to do when I'm sluffing. Oh, and it preserves my heritage, yadda-yadda-yadda. Oooh! BREEDING!

I will also have a FAQ from people if anyone actually *wants* to know something else about me.

Oh, and while I'm at it. Why do I have a pale avatar? Why does *your* avatar have purple hair? I enjoy playing with appearances.

So, my loving public! *Pauses as tomatoes are thrown at him* I give you what YOU want!
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Prices are below. I don't pull punches about what I see. If I dream (as I sometimes do) about the situation you get that free of charge.

I also prefer to give readings over IM and PM. E-mail is a pain but I *WILL* if I have to.

Here is the cheat sheet. I do all this and more, so just PM me with what you want and we'll work out the form.
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Classic Tarot
This is your classic Tarot deck. I can do pretty much any spread imaginable. I charge by threes.

3 Card= 100
+50 for each additional set of 3.
(If you want a four card reading it would be 150 because it starts filling up the next "slot" for three cards. If you want eight it would be 200, etc.)
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Romany Cards
These are personal cards that most traditionally-raised Romany receive. They are personalized to each person, and go down with unique images through family line. I will not talk about the things on the cards or what the cards are exactly, but they are one of my most accurate mediums.

3 Card=5000
+700 for each additional set of 3.
(Rules same as above)

I-Ching
Yay! Coins! *Pause* Wha-what do you mean we're not playing quarters?! Ohhh, got it, I-Ching. Well it is chinese, and it makes these funny figures... They are sets of lines that tell you a *hell of a lot* about what you should do in a situation.

Simple= Basic meanings.
200 for every character.

Advanced= Basic Meanings + Analysis of Each Line
400 for every character.

Metal Scrying
This is a super cool one, I love this one because I have a lot of the element of metal in me. I'm usually quite accurate, and I use flakes of metal in a metal bowl. Other than that I'm not really going to tell you what I *do*.

500 For each "set".
+200 for each set afterwards.


Crystal Scrying

I use actual crystals, they aren't in ball form because they are expensive and don't work worth crap for me.

500- Salt
800-Amethyst
800-Rose Quartz
2000-Topaz

Water Scrying

Your basic bowl of water scrying (I have to use a metal or glass bowl.)

Sounds fruity, but it works.

600- Vision Summary

Fire Scrying

Same as above except with fire and burrrny things.
I have to burn certain things to see certain aspects, so I'll just give the price of each aspect.

(These are all for Vision Summaries)
Wealth-500
Travel-600
Family-600
Other Relationships- 600
Vision of Self- 700
Vision of Someone-900
Vision of Instigator of a single Event- 1000
New Love-1200

Anything else that isn't on here please ask and I'll see if I know what to burn.

Picture Studies
Basically I use a picture of someone and determine what the physical characteristics mean about them.
Also, if someone is really strong I can see weird things with them. Don't ask. If I can do that, that extra is free.

More than 3 Pictures of Someone=500
Two pictures of someone- 700
1 Picture of Someone= 1000

Palmistry
I need a sharp picture of your hand or a way I can see your lines (sticking your hand in paint or ink then pressing it to paper and scanning it works beautifully.)

Basic Right Hand-300
Full Right Hand- 700

Basic Left Hand-400
Full Left Hand- 800

Basic Both Hands-600
Full Both Hands-1300

Tea/Concoction Scrying
This one is easy and quick but rather abstract. I can make specific concoctions for certain events ot actual teas. They are all edible so I get a snack after I'm done!

100 per Reading

Omen Watching (Can take up to a week. I live in the ghetto, people. I need to go out to a certain place to watch.)
These are hard but fun. I basically sit out there and watch natural omens. There are also certain things like had Katrina hit right after you asked me I would use.
2,000 for each day.

Straight Intuition
This is the HEADACHE MAKER! 4000 because I'm good but it hurts when I'm that good.

Dowsing
Use little bent rods to find out what'll happen. Doesn't work half the time. I'll only make you pay if the sticks move.

500 per a success on questions.

Astrology

I love this stuff. I can use the European, Chinese, or Indian (As in India) fields. Right now I'm too lazy to put up the differences but I can figure out a whole profile for you with just your birthdate. Also, birth location, time, and the dates of imporant times in your life can definitely affect things, and give more accuracy when I have them.

Prices vary on what stuff you give me, how many of the fields you want, and if you're over 25 it costs more because I need to get out the older books from storage.

Numerology
Names (First, full, or last), as well as birthdates, dates of important events in your life, the number of the track that your fave song is on, etc. These can all lead to very interesting things.
Price varies.

Drop Analysis
I usually use food coloring and then watch how it moves.
30 Per Reading

Handwriting Analysis
I need a piece of someone's reall handwriting or set of typing with typos in it. The typing doesn't get very indepth, but handwriting works quite well.

300 per ten words handwritten. 100 for 20 words typed.

Trad. Japanese Physical Type Analysis

Alright, for the Japanese I only know blood type. I can do that (40 GP a pop), but I used the word Japanese to get you guys to pay attention to something else.

The traditional Tibetan profile of a physical type is fantastic. I love doing this! It's a lot of work and rather hard to explains so I'll leave it at a low price for adventerous souls.

300 per reading.
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Customers!

1) First and foremost: Metachronism- Wow. You're pretty dead on, man. Most people see only one side or another of me when I have readings done. You're good.
2) Zargata (This *very* kind person is letting me pay for the pet in my signature through readings.)- That was pretty dead on, and about the fact that I am... (material cut for privacy)... Out of anything...it really hit dead on about the... (material cut for privacy)... *is kinda freaked out* wow creepy 3nodding
3) Xevious_Exile- *is a satisfied customer*
4) Vain Lavariel - Thanks for the reading! I'm dang impressed!
5) Rinku779 - I really recommend him...
6)MyaoMarjoly -that was wonderful, thank you very much ^^ I'm a very happy customer whee 3nodding
7) Rinku779 has done about six repeats with me. He's been very supportive and one of my best customers, so THANK YOU!
cool Zephyr-Kun- Khaos! Your so cool! ^o^ I definity recommend him! For the little part in you that likes fire, or whatever type your getting.. Get it with Khaos!
9)Lia Strife- *smiles* Interesting. Some of those things seem very true, and most of them have actually happened in the past with the person I'm involved with now. ...Thank you. I'll be a return customer for sure.
10) Starrys- Yes! It helps so much! It's really acurrate, considering I'm assuming that the meeting thing is talking about the fact that...., and that it got my passive side right on. Thank you!
11) Saroku- Khaos_Fox knows what he's doing. I don't know much about this stuff, but he explained it plainly and simply, without flowering it up to try and sound like a pro. He's good. ^^


I do my job in the order I receive them. I will put a sweatdrop for "in progress" and a stressed for "not started yet". Though I try to be as prompt as possible and so far have been able to do things on demand if I ever get busy I may get a little swamped!
Reserved...

Shameless Noob

Bump for you! 3nodding ninja
I *Is very grateful*


Also sneakily bumps.... ninja
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Free readings, huh? *is a bit skeptical* I hope so, 'cuz I sure don't have money, but I am intrigued by the special candy...
*is a satisfied customer* ninja BUMP!

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