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We at Gaia News have just received word that Poll Doctors everywhere are at a loss as to what has happened to the supposed Poll Syphilis cure. According to prominate figures in Poll Disease Research, the remedy to Poll Syphilis was indeed developed. However, all the known samples have gone mysteriously missing. The classic rumour among the fatalistic is that divine powers have intervened and plucked the cure from the scientists, causing damnation for Poll Whores everywhere. Other, more plausible, theories include researchers have never developed the cure and are only creating hype to publicize their facilities or they may be even holding out on the Poll Whores in order to turn a profit. Statements have not yet been released by officials.

Another report states that the market will be ripe for Safe Polling products. One developer is currently being interviewed on these products. We bring you live coverage.

~At PollCorp~

Developer: Because of the drastic increase in Poll Disease we feel that there is more room in the economy to support the once known as "unnecessary" Safe Polling products. Of course everyone will be attempting to revive the Poll Condom industry, but we at PollCorp believe other products will be needed in time.
Reporter: What other sort of products does your company intend to produce?
Well, we are currently assessing the need for Poll Control.
Poll Control? Can you elaborate on that for our viewers?
Certainly. Poll Control will work as a control on the amount of how many people become infected by the infamous Poll Whore urge. If further products become necessary, PollCorp will be right there developing and testing them for the masses.
How do you plan on testing these products? By using the Poll Takers and Poll Whores themselves?
Of course. But it will be a controlled test using only those who volunteer for the research. They will also be recompensated should anything happen. But we at PollCorp take great care of the people and will go through any measures to prevent anything from happening to the testers.
I see. Well I will keep you no longer from your research. This is Gaia News, bringing the people the news they want.

The voice of the people is heard loud and clear across the Gaian nation. The sheer volume of support is mind boggling. Here are clips from various sites around the site.

Jagged: I'm on scene with some other Pollers. Excuse me, but can you tell me and the rest of Gaia what you think about the message that Poll Taker left us?
Poll Whore: I'll admit, I used to be one of the ones who never thought it could happen to them. Now my eyes are open. I fully support this act. And I hope they come up with more cures... sweatdrop
Poll Taker: I agree that Poll Condoms are very valuable and only wished I had stocked up like that other Taker had. I didn't think too much of it; I only poll occasionally.
Jagged: Thank you both very much for comments. Back to the studio.

Hold on, the studio is now taking calls. Hello and what is it you'd like to say?
Caller: Alright, I can understand the want of these "Poll Condoms". But if that guy just said they're not always effective, why bother using them?
Well that's a precaution to ward off the diseases. Much better to have a fighting chance than none at all.
89% eh? Not what one would call ideal. How are we supposed to be sure it's worth it?
Well it depends all on if you'd rather rely on luck that with every poll you take you will not contract a disease. Or if you'd pay for the Poll Condoms. You must remember that cures are either not found or expensive.
Alright, you've got me there. Poll Condoms sound acceptable to me.
Well that was a nice quick insight into why people should bother with Safe Polling products.