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Yes, I'm afraid so.		43.8%	[ 42 ]
No.		17.7%	[ 17 ]
Not sure... but I did find some cheese on my dog.		38.5%	[ 37 ]
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Post: 16191353_1 created on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 03:31:02 +0000
Posted: Mon, 31 Jul 2006 03:31:02 +0000

Die-rections:
1.Die-rections+backstory (you are here.... stupid. =P)
2. PatchouliMoon's search for the Harvati cheese.
3. Sinister Slushies' search for the Roquefort cheese.
4. Good Goblins/Bad Goblins
5. Donators/Bumpers
6. Partners In Grime

Backstory:
PatchouliMoon: Sinister, have you seen the cheese?
Sinister Slushies: No, mom. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS BLAME ME?
Patchouli: Because it usually is you. Where is the cheese?
Sinister: I think I saw some on the dog a little bit ago...
Patchouli: Did she eat it?
Sinister: I don't know, it was pretty moldy.... HEY! What was that that just ran past?
Patchouli: *Looks around* *sniffs* I don't know but I think it's chasing the dog...
Sinister: It had a very large chunk of cheese in it's hands... smelled like Harvati.
Patchouli:NOOO!!! Not the Harvati!!! Hey, give me some of your roquefort cheese.
Sinister: *opens fridge* MOMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There's a very small goblin with a fish-head hat on his head squatting in the fridge...
Patchouli: Do you really expect me to believe that?
Sinister: Yes.
Patchouli: Is he eating your cheese?
Sinister: Yes.
Patchouli: I think we have a goblin problem...
Sinister: Yes, I thought the moldy leftovers had been disappearing out of the fridge a lot lately....

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Post: 16191353_2 created on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 03:32:09 +0000
Posted: Mon, 31 Jul 2006 03:32:09 +0000

PatchouliMoon's Quest for the Harvati Cheese
Greetings all ye who dare enter the realm of the Goblins!
I am PatchouliMoon(* I am Sinister Slushies evil step-mother (ESM).
As you can see, we have an infestation of Goblins which has taken a
terrible toll on our stock of cheese.
I have to say it has been interesting at the least.
Look what they did to my dog!

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One minute she is covered in stinky old garbage and yipping for her life, and the next she is wearing a goblin hat, making snorting sounds and fish farts, and hiding under pillows!

But... I think my dog knows where my Harvati cheese is. Problem is, she's not telling and is getting into lots of mischief.
I am going to need to pull out the big stuff here in order to remedy my Goblin problem and put my dog back the way she was and recover my special super yummy Harvati cheese.

This what I think I will need:

1. Fairy Wings
(this will help me fly quickly to catch the little nasties)
Priority: The wings. The wings are important in my Goblin catching tasks. Most of them don't fly.
I will.
Part one of quest finished!!! Donated by Zag heart

2. Fairy Wand
(to magickally stop the nasties in their stinky tracks and put my dog back to the way she used to be)
Part two of quest finished!!! Donated by Zag heart

3. Fresh Grass Skirt this is going to take forever
(so I can hide in the grass in case they try to turn me into a nasty too!)
currently 35k/240k (low)

4. Laurels (green)
Done!
oops! I got side tracked from the fresh grass skirt and bought this before they got any higher.

Possible future side quests:
Coconut bra
Wizard Wand
Sword of Aegis (2 of them)
Racoon Tail

A BIG THANKS to All of my Donators:
Extra.Desire- 500 gold Thanks Seester!
Zag-Fairy Wings and Fairy Wand
Nor West Chick--700 gold and well wishes!
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CURRENT CONTESTS!!!!!

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Post: 16191353_3 created on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 03:34:06 +0000
Posted: Mon, 31 Jul 2006 03:34:06 +0000

The Search For the Roquefort Cheese
Hey.
I'm Sinister Slushies.
As you may well know, the goblins stole my cheese.
Help me get rid of these pesky little creators?
I'll need the following items so I can outsmart them and deflect their evil blows of goblinness.:

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Black skeleton gloves: 250
Black skeleton shirt: 205
Skeleton pants: 202 gold
Canary yellow pimpin' platforms: 7,009
Canary yellow pimpin' hat: 15,555
Demonbow: 20,000
Gold Mountain Tie: 5,000
Mythrill armor x3: 24,000
Demonbow: 20,000
Devil Tail: 6,000,000

Current quest:
Golden Laurels- 305,000

Zag donated 35k, an angelbow, and a Large Gold Buckle Belt!!! heart heart
Oh Estrogen! donated Outlaw Biker Pants <3
I Am A Happy v****a donated 2k <3

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Post: 16191353_4 created on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 03:35:05 +0000
Posted: Mon, 31 Jul 2006 03:35:05 +0000

Good Goblins:
Oh Estrogen!
~Extra...Desire~ (Patchouli's sister)
Subaku_No_Kameko (Patchouli's Mommy)
Chii Asakura (Patchouli's Evil Step Mommy)
Psychedelic_Sandwich
Merc Pip Bernadotte
Xx.Emo.Muffin.xX
Zag
Nor West Chick

Resident Good Goblin:
PippinHobgoblin (translates Goblinese)

Bad Goblins:
none yet? Do you dare?