fluorescein
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- Posted: Tue, 20 Jul 2004 17:13:11 +0000
A letter is nailed to the wall above Pavo's 'where all the magic happens' bed. With the worst premonition, you reads it, with trembling hands:
Some paw prints can be seen in the foyer due to careless tracking in of the mud. Besides the fireplace lays a chucky doll with its arm chewed off...
Where have all the cowboys gone *cough* Pavo? ((I guess this'll be kind of an experiment. We could RP on AIM or something. In my journal I'll be writing what's been going on with Pavo. Sooner you find out who and why he was taken, you'll get him back. Does that make sense? I hope this works, I need Lynx to learn some stuff))
Quote:
"It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new girlfriend. I found real passion and she is so nice, with all her piercings and tattoos and her big motorcycle. She even makes animal dildos for extra currency. She's so much better than Rhodium.
But is not only that Mum, I'm pregnant (I know.. shouldn't my girlfriend be pregnant? But I guess it's cause I'm special and a love machine) and Anna Nicole Smith said that we will be very happy in her trailer in the woods. She wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and her friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want. Smoking cigs is bad, she says.
In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the cure for the John Travolta Syndrome, for Anna Nicole to get better, she deserves it. It’s a condition where your face or head grows laterally, getting wider year by year. It’s not so much of a problem and it’s nothing to be ashamed of, it’s just a condition. In fact hers is good because it means her brain is getting bigger too. But not that Travolta guy, his head is mostly fat. The doctors said she was much smarter than John Travolta and I believe them.
Don't worry Mom, I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren. Your son, Pavo
P.S.: Cal, it's not true. I'm being abducted by these ninja wannabes and they said I could write a letter or use this ransom letter they made with magazing clippings. I don't tihnk they want money. What could they want? I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than me being kidnapped. Like me being killed, for instance. Please save me! Tell Rhodium not to worry about me.
But is not only that Mum, I'm pregnant (I know.. shouldn't my girlfriend be pregnant? But I guess it's cause I'm special and a love machine) and Anna Nicole Smith said that we will be very happy in her trailer in the woods. She wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and her friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want. Smoking cigs is bad, she says.
In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the cure for the John Travolta Syndrome, for Anna Nicole to get better, she deserves it. It’s a condition where your face or head grows laterally, getting wider year by year. It’s not so much of a problem and it’s nothing to be ashamed of, it’s just a condition. In fact hers is good because it means her brain is getting bigger too. But not that Travolta guy, his head is mostly fat. The doctors said she was much smarter than John Travolta and I believe them.
Don't worry Mom, I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren. Your son, Pavo
P.S.: Cal, it's not true. I'm being abducted by these ninja wannabes and they said I could write a letter or use this ransom letter they made with magazing clippings. I don't tihnk they want money. What could they want? I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than me being kidnapped. Like me being killed, for instance. Please save me! Tell Rhodium not to worry about me.
Some paw prints can be seen in the foyer due to careless tracking in of the mud. Besides the fireplace lays a chucky doll with its arm chewed off...
Where have all the cowboys gone *cough* Pavo? ((I guess this'll be kind of an experiment. We could RP on AIM or something. In my journal I'll be writing what's been going on with Pavo. Sooner you find out who and why he was taken, you'll get him back. Does that make sense? I hope this works, I need Lynx to learn some stuff))
