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pretty simple. game is self-explainitory. the crazier the reason the better. have fun.
Someone called her "Docter."
She got raped and went after the unknown rapist
someone got blood on her shirt.
People kept putting her down, and she ran out of captain crunch. It was the captain crunch problem that made her decide to be a serial killer, because after all cerial and serial are homonyms.
a n00b touched his omfg
Oh, you rock...

User ImageSomeone yoinked his shirt...User Image


you really do...
hate shall reign
a n00b touched his omfg


Actually, it's funny that you should bring that up. Just yesterday I was fishing and someone asked me what kind of fish and how many you needed to get the "cool black helmet" I was wearing. If I had been less tolerant I would have said something along the lines of "100 of whatever the most expensive fish is, and you might be able to buy it on the marketplace"


^^ Um...they questioned if he really had a deploma.

^ Someone tried to steal her wand to turn the king in world 1 of Mario Brother's 3 back into the king. Because from what I remember he was turned into a dog at the point you arrive at the castle.
Oh, you rock...

User Imagesomeone tried to get him to wear a pink shirt.
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you really do...
someone told her that her clothes didn't match the gwee
Whoops! Took too long! Here ya go, anyways, Blue Blue!

You grew up in a time when noobs didn't overthrough the town (Gaia) and now they ruined your sense of humour and fun to post without horrible stupidity! You were tolerant for a long time, up until you got that shwanky parasol... it was just so sharp... and it matched your OMG. You resisted the urge, but it was calling to you! *kill that noob! and that one!* kinda like the borg. Then one of the worst nOObs came up to you and started flaming, claiming to be smart but spouting non-sense. And right when you were about to leave, they just had to do it... they SHOVED YOU.
*stab*
*smack*

oops.

And here's one for you, Deep_Stab:

You were a jolly meat chopper! That was your official title at the deli. You were nice to all living things, even customers! Animals? The live ones, yes. You also treated the meat with respect, knowing they are dead animals. Then it happened. You started slicing up meat with your new katanas, showing them off to the customers when a rude one walked right in and threw the meat on the ground laughing at you. You lectured him not to waste meat like that, but he spat in your face. It was then, all tolerance was lost. A devilish smile came on your face and you chopped him up instead!
At first it was all fun in games but now she realizes its helping our species
^^ Wore her sunglasses at night, tripped and stabbed herself in the face.
^Suddenly became lactose-intolerant after gorging on 5 quarts of ice cream.
Oh, you rock...

User ImageSomeone told her she was too old to have a blankie.

That was it, she's never looked back.User Image


you really do...
Just... Too... Many... Hugs.... gonk

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