Actually, it's funny that you should bring that up. Just yesterday I was fishing and someone asked me what kind of fish and how many you needed to get the "cool black helmet" I was wearing. If I had been less tolerant I would have said something along the lines of "100 of whatever the most expensive fish is, and you might be able to buy it on the marketplace"
^^ Um...they questioned if he really had a deploma.
^ Someone tried to steal her wand to turn the king in world 1 of Mario Brother's 3 back into the king. Because from what I remember he was turned into a dog at the point you arrive at the castle.