Ro-Tang
"So like what is up with this Daily Chance thing man? I woke up this morning and went outside and there is some f**kin guy in a motherf**kin top hat out there."
"So I look at him and say 'What the F**k dude?' Then he smiles and says something like 'Hello Sir. I am the Daily Chance Man. I am here to give you free items. Pick one of the three boxes on the table here and you can have that gift' So i look at him and ask 'What's the catch?' Where I come from people just don't give you free sh*t without getting something in return. 'There is no catch. This is a free gift from the goverment of Gaia.' I looked at the guy more evil after he said the words 'Goverment'. The Goverment never did sh*t for me but try to make a poor man more poor. So I hit him in the face. The little b*tch hit the ground so hard that i thought i knocked the freak out. Before he could get up I started to kick him and then started to stomp him. Over and over my foot hit him. I Guess I had been kicking a piece of wood for like 5 Mintues as the guy sneaked away. I Think he learned his lesson tho. He wont be coming around my house again."
"So I look at him and say 'What the F**k dude?' Then he smiles and says something like 'Hello Sir. I am the Daily Chance Man. I am here to give you free items. Pick one of the three boxes on the table here and you can have that gift' So i look at him and ask 'What's the catch?' Where I come from people just don't give you free sh*t without getting something in return. 'There is no catch. This is a free gift from the goverment of Gaia.' I looked at the guy more evil after he said the words 'Goverment'. The Goverment never did sh*t for me but try to make a poor man more poor. So I hit him in the face. The little b*tch hit the ground so hard that i thought i knocked the freak out. Before he could get up I started to kick him and then started to stomp him. Over and over my foot hit him. I Guess I had been kicking a piece of wood for like 5 Mintues as the guy sneaked away. I Think he learned his lesson tho. He wont be coming around my house again."