Theodore Nott
MY NAME IS THEODORE NOTT, SO CALL ME EITHER THEODORE OR NOTT! NOT THEO, TED, TEDDY, OR ANYTHING RIDICULOUS LIKE THAT! ACTUALLY, THEO IS FINE, BUT ONLY THAT ONE!
EXCEPT YOU, LETTA. YOU CAN CALL ME WHATEVER YOU WANT.
Hey, I'm Theodore Nott. I was a minor character in the b***h known as J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series. If you don't know who I am or just can't remember me, my biggest roles seemed to be being one of the only students who can see thestrals, glaring at Potter with a small Slytherin gang after he ratted our fathers out as being Death Eaters, and when Horace Slughorn, that arse, decided that I wasn't good enough for his ickle Slug Club because of my father's rank as a known Death Eater. Again. I state - arse.
Anyway, those things normally get people to remember who the Hell I am, but if it didn't quite work for you, this is as much information that you'll probably ever have of me, canon-wise. That is why I've decided to create this Ask thread. You already know such characters as Potter, Weasley, and Granger well-enough. It's us minor characters that need their story heard more. So please do actually ask me some questions - I get incredibly bored sometimes on this muggle contraption.
You can ask me anything that your little heart desires, however I won't answer some questions if they're a bit too personal if I'm not in the mood to answer them. I warn you that I'm a tad bit sadistic and I have sarcasm down to an art form. I think I may have become nicer lately, but I am still capable of being a brutal and sarcastic arsehole, so keep that in mind. That of course means that if I say anything that may not be able to be considered 'sugar', don't go off crying like a baby. Merlin, I hate that.
As some of you may have noticed, I had disappeared off the face of the internet for quite some time. This is because I was suddenly called to the Dark Lord to take the Dark Mark and become one of his servants. Now, I'm not even quite sure if I had wanted to at that point, but it would have been foolish to try and refuse that order (I'd probably be dead right about now). Unfortunately, the Death Eater group that I was staying with didn't even know what a computer was, let alone had one and that is why I could not tell anybody I'd be gone for a bit.
If you've noticed a change in my appearance, I decided that I wanted a new look. Obviously, the Dark Mark really wasn't a choice, but the rest of it was, with the exception of one little thing...See that wolf tail? Well, while I was with that group of Death Eaters, some of our werewolf comrades got a little bit frisky and I was bitten by one of them. Unfortunately, I became stricken with the curse of lycanthropy and so now I am a werewolf obviously enough. Lastly on this recap, some of you may remember that I was pregnant. Well, pregnancy (at least in males) does not go well with lycanthropy and I lost the baby. Because of all of this, I was a bit too depressed to stop petting my cat and get out of bed, which is why I didn't come back here sooner.
Lastly in all of this, speaking of my cat, she's a wee bit of a Psycho. In fact, she almost scratched out Crabbe's eyes once and she'd gladly repeat that attempt on anybody who irks her. Thusly, if you see any little and very cute, tortoiseshell cat around here, don't let her looks deceive you and in the very least, respect her or lose your eyes like Bloody Mary just popped out of your mirror. Oh, yes, and if you irk me as well, I can and will sic my little Psycho on you. Keep that in mind...
Anyway, on with the show, kthnx.
