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This got brought up quite randomly in M&R, however after some interest I decided to give some backround and information about the Church of Choochism, founded by me and some of my friends.

If anyone is moved by this and would like to form a guild contact me, I am a desciple in the church and can preach it's ways.



***Read this, if nothing else you will laugh, I promse. If you don't laugh it is because you are "offended" and have no sense of humor!***



The Church of Choochism is held within the most sacred house of Olmec.

What is Choochism you might ask? Exactly.
Choochism developed one eventful day as a group of crazy friends sat together, sipping coffee and discussing life. Talk flowed to the word "Choochi", the Hindi word for breast. At this time, they knew not what they had done.

Choochism developed slowly. Many factors came together to make the religion what is is today.

1. Legends of the Hidden Temple: LTHT is one of the main contributing factors of Choochism. Olmec is the lord of all things. He is the mighty, all knowing One. Everything that is right in the world comes from Olmec. The various teams from the show represent the different houses. The houses include the Green Monkeys (ruled by Morganne), the Purple Parrots (ruled by Felicite), the Red Jaguars (ruled by Brittany), the Silver Snakes (ruled by Jeffrey), the Orange Iguanas (ruled by Mark) and the lowest house, the Blue Barricudas (ruled by Gerald).

2. Rome: Rome is from where the Ultimate Question stemmed. How would you rate Naked Lesbian Swordfighting on a scale of 1 to 10? Do not look for an answer here. The answer to that question is something every new follower must come up with for themselves. Rome is just bad a**. Any activities that take place on the show will give the follower good Choochi. Choochi will be covered later.

3. Coffee and Music: Most of the revelations that have taken place have happened at a coffee shop or concert. Because of this we have concluded that Downtown Disney is Rome with House of Blues as the Vatican. House of Joe is a local place of worship in Melbourne, as is any coffee shop anywhere. It was at Downtown Disney where the founders discovered the anti-Olmec... Tracy Tree. We came upon an animatronic tree in the Rainforest Cafe which was pretty ******** creepy. Tracy is responsible for all things bad. Her days of reign are Tuesdays and Sundays.

Choochi cannot be defined. We do not know what it is. Many scholars have spent their entire lives trying to pinpoint its origins, but none have been successful. All we can say is that Choochi is vaguely positive. Things that can earn you Choochi are smoking, drinking coffee and anything that yellows one's teeth. Having yellow teeth, however, is not good Choochi. The other main way to earn Choochi is to come in contact with dmac. Anything dmac does is good. The emo swoop, the emo-ness, the emo pictures, everything! If one has sex with the dmac, everything a person can accomplish will be. The Choochi levels in them will rise so dramatically that the person will burst into a poof of glitter. The color of the glitter depends on the color of the person's aura. They will immediately ascend into Choochist heaven and be welcomed with open arms by Olmec. Other good Choochi factors include the a** bee, prostitution, abortions, gay rape, rape, violence, drug use, parties, cute shoes, caffeine, accents, wittiness and sushi. Only the founders can determine whether actions are Choochiful or not. Choochi, however, can be taken away and a person can have negative Choochi. Factors that take away Choochi are Jesus, braces, families, fetuses, babies, children, math, science, Tuesdays, and Sundays. Different actions have different levels of Choochi, so a really positive one can cancel out a negative. Example: Mark is a Catholic, but he is funny and an a** bee so he comes out with postive Choochi. Also, your answer to the Ultimate Question starts you off with a base level or Choochi. Those who answer closest to the correct answer will start off with higher levels. Finally, all of these rules can be bypassed if the founders wish it to be so.



Comments, questions are all welcome. The Church of Choochism is open to all who seek enlightenment.

I'm sorry but I hope this is a joke. A faith, in my opinion can't simply be developed one morning over coffee. There has to be a higher belief to call it a faith and if it is not a faith than it has no church.

Somebody missed the point.

rolleyes

God, I hope not. My sponsors might pull their funding!

Speaking of which...

This post brought to you by: The Coke Side of Life.

We are discussing it, my dear. The Church of Coochism has been given a sign, a holy miracle to strengthen the hearts of the faithful. Your destiny lies in Chatterbox- and oh, what a destiny it shall be!- so run along. Don't be shy. They love threads like this over there, and will be more than happy to eat~ uhhh, listen to you and your proselytizing!

P.S. You can do whatever you want to your Coke, as long as you do something. That's the point of getting sponsored, you see: to promote products in return for funding. You do something with Coke, then clearly I've raised product awareness. So they keep me on for another year. Joy!

Naturally, I would join not because I'm interested, but because it's a stupid idea.

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This is an unusual topic. I don't think though that it merits the chatterbox. Religion maybe?