Hurt is going to
BRIBE you with
SMEXI Things!


Yus. Hurt wants YOU to sponsor HER! So, she's going to do what it takes to get YOU to sponsor HER!
First, Hurt believes in rewarding EVERYONE. So, here are her bribes that EVERYONE gets a share in!
- ALL sponsors get 75 bumps from ME in the thread of their choice! They will be ninja bumps, but hey, 75 is 75
- If I get 1 sponsor, I go NUDE!!
- 20k in sponsorship funds, I will dip into MY funds and buy the Dancer Bottoms (unless someone just wants to be amazing and donate the). I will then wear those during my NUDE spree (this is allowed in the rules)
- 35k in sponsorship funds, I will wear the Dancer Bottoms from the day I get the 35k funds pledged until the end of the NUDE FEST
- 100k in sponsorship funds, I will not only do everything already stated, but I will wear the Dancer Bottoms and be NUDE until JANUARY 1ST OF NEXT YEAR!!!!
- As an added bonus, whatever gold I earn on this account starting today and going through October 6th will also be donated to the charity! So I'm also pitching in to the cause!
MY CONTRIBUTION: 5,028
Secondly, Hurt believes in INDIVIDUAL prizes! So, here's the things only my TOP sponsors can get!
My TOP Sponsor Gets...
- Me for 24 hours. I am your SLAVE on this site. And this is for 24 hours as I CAN GIVE THEM! I will be in college, so I can't sit a full 24 hours for you at one time. I will bump your quest thread, make crappy stick figure art if you desire, harass people as you deem fit, and whatever else. What I WON'T do is anything that breaks GAIA's ToS, ends up in me giving you my gold or items, and things of the sort.
My SECOND Highest Sponsor Gets...
- 500 bumps to the thread of their choice. I do ninja bumps, but hey, 500 is 500.
My THIRD Highest Sponsor Gets...
- 200 bumps to the thread of their choice. Same policy as above.