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Plain and simple. OMG. I want an OMG hat.
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Why do I want this hat? Because it is pretty. I am questing, because since I joined Gaia, I have umped, bumped and dumped onto quest threads in hopes that someone, someday, shall get that Angelic sash/Seal slippers/Banana.
Since I cannot quest for the Popemobile, I shall attempt the next best thing: The hat. I want the hat. There's no real reason for it. It's just so damn cool looking, and I have no monies. BE + money = HOLY SNAP! The most I've had is to buy my spiffy little helmet I am wearing, and I shall never be rid of it! MY BEBE.
Now, because quests look freaking cool when other people do it, and I am too lazy to host images for your viewing pleasure, I shall now bold text and make it colours to make your brain want to help me out here.
Question time!
BE, why the hell should I donate to you?</center>
Why not? I'm pretty, I'm cool. I'm sassing Gaians with the amazing speed and skill of Michael Caine, and that chick from Gilmore Girls.. COMBINED. If that unholy power is not worthy of donation, I KNOW OF NO OTHER.
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Why the OMG hat?</center>
Look at it. It's frickin' cool. All the cool people have an OMG hat. I'm plenty cool, yes, I know (no autographs please) but I desire a status symbol of my total awesomeness. With you helping me out, that puts you a few points up higher on the coolness scale -- just for TALKING to me. Holy snap, it's like Christmas!
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Ok, so, what do I get for donating to you, you skanky whore?</center>
My undying love? I have no idea. Most people I see asking for quest items say "GIMMIE GIMMIE DIE AFTER YOU GIVE ME $$". I might be inclined to give you random avatar art as punishment for your help. I do that, y'know. I'm random like that. But the art is good, it is not suckage. However, I will not be like "HOLY.. 5 GOLD! THX. HERE IZ PORTRAIT LOLZ biggrin biggrin biggrin " High donaters will obviously get the love of me and my soul, and maybe a few Little Debbie's snackcakes.
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Why the hell do you have a Q&A? YOU ARE NOT THE AWESOME ONLINE.</center>
Stahfu nehwb. I'll wallhack you and then use my aimbot to blow you into OBLIVION. [Please note: Terrorists use wallhacks. Vote CT!]
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I hate you. I am coming to your quest thread to simply point out I hate you. What you think about that, huh? You [insert term here]!</center>
I hate you too! Yay. Rainbows.
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My question is not here. I am too stupid to know how to post a reply asking a question. What do I do?</center>
Get a vasectomy/tubes tied.
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_________________________________________omgaline
So that's it. Any sort of donation would be totally awesome. Gold, itams -- I don't care. Anything short of giving me the damn hat and saying "HOHOHO MERRY KWANZA!" will make me wee myself with joy. So please help me out here!</center>
I am up to 50k gold! WOO!
Plain and simple. OMG. I want an OMG hat.
» Click For GEN Info «
Why do I want this hat? Because it is pretty. I am questing, because since I joined Gaia, I have umped, bumped and dumped onto quest threads in hopes that someone, someday, shall get that Angelic sash/Seal slippers/Banana.
Since I cannot quest for the Popemobile, I shall attempt the next best thing: The hat. I want the hat. There's no real reason for it. It's just so damn cool looking, and I have no monies. BE + money = HOLY SNAP! The most I've had is to buy my spiffy little helmet I am wearing, and I shall never be rid of it! MY BEBE.
Now, because quests look freaking cool when other people do it, and I am too lazy to host images for your viewing pleasure, I shall now bold text and make it colours to make your brain want to help me out here.
Question time!
BE, why the hell should I donate to you?</center>
Why not? I'm pretty, I'm cool. I'm sassing Gaians with the amazing speed and skill of Michael Caine, and that chick from Gilmore Girls.. COMBINED. If that unholy power is not worthy of donation, I KNOW OF NO OTHER.
<center>
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/mrsbadexample/sass.jpg">
Why the OMG hat?</center>
Look at it. It's frickin' cool. All the cool people have an OMG hat. I'm plenty cool, yes, I know (no autographs please) but I desire a status symbol of my total awesomeness. With you helping me out, that puts you a few points up higher on the coolness scale -- just for TALKING to me. Holy snap, it's like Christmas!
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Ok, so, what do I get for donating to you, you skanky whore?</center>
My undying love? I have no idea. Most people I see asking for quest items say "GIMMIE GIMMIE DIE AFTER YOU GIVE ME $$". I might be inclined to give you random avatar art as punishment for your help. I do that, y'know. I'm random like that. But the art is good, it is not suckage. However, I will not be like "HOLY.. 5 GOLD! THX. HERE IZ PORTRAIT LOLZ biggrin biggrin biggrin " High donaters will obviously get the love of me and my soul, and maybe a few Little Debbie's snackcakes.
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Why the hell do you have a Q&A? YOU ARE NOT THE AWESOME ONLINE.</center>
Stahfu nehwb. I'll wallhack you and then use my aimbot to blow you into OBLIVION. [Please note: Terrorists use wallhacks. Vote CT!]
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I hate you. I am coming to your quest thread to simply point out I hate you. What you think about that, huh? You [insert term here]!</center>
I hate you too! Yay. Rainbows.
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My question is not here. I am too stupid to know how to post a reply asking a question. What do I do?</center>
Get a vasectomy/tubes tied.
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_________________________________________omgaline
So that's it. Any sort of donation would be totally awesome. Gold, itams -- I don't care. Anything short of giving me the damn hat and saying "HOHOHO MERRY KWANZA!" will make me wee myself with joy. So please help me out here!</center>
I am up to 50k gold! WOO!
