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Name:

Preferred nickname:

Position desired:

Number of electrons in a nitrogen atom:

Reason for enlisting in the Spork Army:

List any allergies:

square root of 289:

1800 word essay on "The effect of early lifestyles on artistic development in middle adulthood" (optional):

Anticipation levels regarding the lime jell-o that awaits you after signing up:

End of sign-up




Lime Jell-o: A small cup filled with deep, luscious green delisciousness. It soothes the tender nerves in your tongue as you gently slide a cool bite of it past your lips.. it rolls in your mouth like green grassy hills on a fresh spring morning, dew drops still clinging to each blade of grass. Your teeth scream with satisfaction as you sink them into this small chunk of burning sexual desire, teasing your throat until it quivers with anxiety. It rolls back, slipping down your throat so slowly you almost forget to keep swallowing.. it falls into your stomache and you reach the peak point of happiness in your life. and you thought it was going to be ordinary lime Jell-o. You fool.
~The High Spork: sk8zero699

~Queen of all Sporks: kinkyhimi

~The High Sporks Right Hand Man (woman): lil_anime_demon

~The High Sporks Left Hand Man: Dark Lord Yawgmoth

~The High Sporks uhh...Other Hand Man (wtf?)- Blazin16

~Militia Leader: Chikane

~The Only Spork Daemon: Zero_Omega

~High Spork Admiral, Commander of the Spork Navy: Tahiri_Veila

~Chief Sporkologist: pyro-crow

~Reverse Cowgirl: PockyPants

~Generals:
inyu-asha
shuca

~Lieutenants:

~Spork Soldiers:
~Blade~Assassin~

~Spork Thieves:
Theprophet_Neo

go ahead... make up a new position... evryone else did sad
Rules: Standard.




Just don't be creepy. Thanks. mrgreen
If I or another representative is not currently present, feel free to pm me with your sign up sheet. mrgreen

also feel free to describe in detail your experience with the lime Jell-o
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Shortage of Announcements in the Northeast.. Reinforcements Are Under Way gonk
Sure :O Are you able to join multiple guilds?
hey i want to sk8z!!!!!!
Chikane
Sure :O Are you able to join multiple guilds?
yes there is nothing saying u cant!!!!!
Chikane
Sure :O Are you able to join multiple guilds?

yeah!! join!! unless your with the spoons and forks guild-if that exsists...

@himi:sure you can join!!
Cool, okay. Then count meh in. ^_^
what jobs do you guys want??
um o.o I dunno. I'mma Jell-O Militia leader 3nodding Maybe I can be teh Sporks Militia Leader and ally myself with teh jell-o!? heart
Chikane
um o.o I dunno. I'mma Jell-O Militia leader 3nodding Maybe I can be teh Sporks Militia Leader and ally myself with teh jell-o!? heart

okay!! so i should put:

sporks militia leader:Chikane
ally:teh jell-O

right?
no no no, it's not an ally *yet* lol ^_^ and teh means *the. I use slang sweatdrop

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