Seijuro the Fallen Dragon
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- Posted: Fri, 10 Dec 2004 01:39:16 +0000
I am very surprised that those who oppose abortion have not begun to battle the issue that I am about to illuminate. While you are all yelling about silly women's rights issues versus the life of a fetus, there are bigger atrocities going on every second of the day. I'm talking about something that a bigger portion of the American population does on a regular basis. That's right, you all know what I'm talking about. Showers.
Since those who are pro-life are SO adamant about not killing small collections of cells with no nervous system, CLEARLY they should be APPALLED by what happens everytime humans clean themselves! I mean, come on! Look at what you are doing!
You step into the shower and turn on the water. That alone, if it is hot water, kills thousands of organisms BIGGER than a fetus in its early stages, when most abortions take place! How HORRIBLE!
If that isn't enough, you then use eek SOAP! (or as we TRUE pro-lifers like to call it, sin bubbles) That causes a wave of death across your bodies! It's like GENOCIDE! crying How could you POSSIBLY take showers knowing that you killed things much bigger than an early stage fetus? How can you sleep at night?!
Shame on all of you who take showers! So what if it is convenient to be clean?! You have NO RIGHT to kill things for your own convenience! So what if uncleanliness can lead to disease and death? If you get dirty, it's COMPLETELY your fault, and you shouldn't be allowed to shower and kill things, even if the uncleanliness is life-threatening!
I think we should propose a constitutional amendment banning showers! scream They just aren't moral!
Additional notes:
I almost forgot! Bacteria have souls! Just because I don't know what exactly a soul is, or if it even exists, I read it in a book somewhere! Those bacteria could grow up to be larger groups of bacteria! If you saved their lives, they could become the next penecillin and save the world!!!!!! SAVE THE BACTERIA! DON'T TAKE SHOWERS!
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Since those who are pro-life are SO adamant about not killing small collections of cells with no nervous system, CLEARLY they should be APPALLED by what happens everytime humans clean themselves! I mean, come on! Look at what you are doing!
You step into the shower and turn on the water. That alone, if it is hot water, kills thousands of organisms BIGGER than a fetus in its early stages, when most abortions take place! How HORRIBLE!
If that isn't enough, you then use eek SOAP! (or as we TRUE pro-lifers like to call it, sin bubbles) That causes a wave of death across your bodies! It's like GENOCIDE! crying How could you POSSIBLY take showers knowing that you killed things much bigger than an early stage fetus? How can you sleep at night?!
Shame on all of you who take showers! So what if it is convenient to be clean?! You have NO RIGHT to kill things for your own convenience! So what if uncleanliness can lead to disease and death? If you get dirty, it's COMPLETELY your fault, and you shouldn't be allowed to shower and kill things, even if the uncleanliness is life-threatening!
I think we should propose a constitutional amendment banning showers! scream They just aren't moral!
Additional notes:
I almost forgot! Bacteria have souls! Just because I don't know what exactly a soul is, or if it even exists, I read it in a book somewhere! Those bacteria could grow up to be larger groups of bacteria! If you saved their lives, they could become the next penecillin and save the world!!!!!! SAVE THE BACTERIA! DON'T TAKE SHOWERS!
Idiot list:
Jaithien
Jasper Ravenwood
Starlock
Daisuke no Kage
heymaggie503
Fauxfox
blackadder_123
Shadroth
Paul Diggles
fillern1
Cherryflavoredlipstick
KawaiiGokuchan
Azalin
bumblebee_1234
curley top
n.winter
Derukusaiianu
Sailor--Star
Sjet
