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Nobody is perfect, I mean, Jesus had sex with children for (his) sake. but not just any children, he liked young ones with poor motor skills. that way they couldn't fight back as he held thier supple bodies under the sheets as the squirmed to get away from his rigid manhood, which probed every oraface of thier young, sticky sweet bodies. Then, he would continue to fell thier bodies, in places they had never been felt before, and never would again, seeing as just moments after his own ejaculation jesus would snap thier scrawny necks, and then have sex with them once more. then he would often keep thier bodies in cold storage for five to six weeks, only to have sex with them again, just prior to feasting on thier corpse.

thank you for hearing me out.

shoot, im always in the wrong forum.

which one should I put this in? if any?

Uhm, first I would like to know where you got that information, as it is said in the Bible that Jesus never sinned. Lust is a sin.. so.. yeah. Perhaps actually reading and not randomly posting would help you.

Please, if you want to know about Jesus/ God.. get the truth and not the filth that is out there. Where is the truth? Try a Bible.

Chatterbox, I don't really trust this will be popular in the Religion threads...

my sentiments exactly xp

aight, chatter box here I come. honestly I thought that this post would piss off EVERYONE, not just christians and people who think sex with children is wrong (which it is)

you guys (most of you) are awesome.
and if you want to know where I got this story form, its from My own sick depraved little head. I just made it up and I am kinda pround.

...just in response to that, um... the Bible has info according to what a) what may or may not have happened 30 or so years before in the memories of those who originally wrote it, and b) what national leaders (ie: King John) have since wished the original to be interpreted as and changed to... hence, no one knows how much "truth" is really there...