OKALALALA
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SIGGY LINKS!!!
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Things used in these picture provided by http://quizilla.com/users/Varuna/quizzes/Which%20Kingdom%20Hearts%20Character%20are%20You%20Most%20Like%3F/
And by beauseph!!!!
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A long time ago I made this thread and it was a hit. But unfortunetaly I quit gaia and the thread died. Well now Im back and redoing it!
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RULES
Stretching the page is an offense that will be reported.
Stay on topic last time we wandered razz .
No flaming and or being an a** and Definitally dont make fun of other peoples post's.
No "Why didnt you go to the official Kingdom hearts thread" We all know there is one and we all know it rules.
No posting about disliking the game plz thats why we have the poll biggrin
Follow Gaia rules obviously.
And fianlly make up the funnist s**t you can think up biggrin .
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Contest of the Jokesters
The first 4 people to have a absolutly HILAROUS post will be receiving 100g. (not much but Meh. This contest will be going on again and again when i get enough gold razz .
CLOSED Winners cannot win again but for those of you who want to try again your welcome to biggrin .
Winners so far:
D-Kite-For the post on body leakage and the human duck's response.
Sion Vangeles-For haveing a hilarious post involing both blatent and hidden sexual jokes.
'xxsilentshadowxx-For His great Pokemon related joke.
Beauseph- Best first try. Made me crack up.
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Sora On crack ^
So touching. DONT CRY! ^
For the riku fans^
OMG HARI KARI^
Teh baddy^
Mouse with a sword. Frightning^
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News flash: Kingdom hearts 2 is available to be reserved! (in MI anyways)
Cant wait for Kingdom hearts 2? Let this tide you over: Trailors!
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I will always be updating this first post so check the important things like rules regularly!
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Spread the word about here! I like as many people as possible posting!
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Faviortes from the first!
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Sora to Riku after battle: b***h! I kill you!
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Note: The spelling of bunny is porpusly meesed up becaue I pronouce bunny the way Im going to be speeling it in this post when i am Hyper.
Sora: BUNNY!!! *chases after it*
Riku: No Sora last time you killed it!!
Sora: LIES!!!! it was taking a nap.
Kairi: YOU CUT ITS DAMN HEAD OFF
Sora: I could still see it snoring.
Riku: Gosh damn I dont even care *stops running*
Sora: *Dives for bunny and grabs it* BOONEY yeah!!!
kairi: * turns around and takes a deep breath* Its dead
Sora: Cute Booney I love you *strokes bunnys back*
Riku: Tackles sora and set bunny free*
Sora: BOONEY!!!! You let bunny go, I loved BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! *Pulls out wooden sword and hits riku breaking his knee cap
Riku: OWWWWW SONOFA!!!!!
Bunny: *hops up and starts licking rikus knee*
Riku: Ahhh Hi there cute little guy. *pets bunny*
Bunny: * starts biting rikus hand then hops off to sora*
Sora: SEE he likes me. *Pets the bunny.
Kairi finally catches up and walks past riku kicking him* Riku the bunny like him you a**.
Riku: YOU SAW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST BUNNY!!!1
Sora: What that you say bunny tell riku? okay here goes, Riku that last bunny was a secrete fbi angent gone bad he had been murdering and stealing money for the past 3 years And I was hired by this here bunny to stop him.
Riku and Kairi: icon_surprised.gif
Sora: BUNNY!!! *chases after it*
Riku: No Sora last time you killed it!!
Sora: LIES!!!! it was taking a nap.
Kairi: YOU CUT ITS DAMN HEAD OFF
Sora: I could still see it snoring.
Riku: Gosh damn I dont even care *stops running*
Sora: *Dives for bunny and grabs it* BOONEY yeah!!!
kairi: * turns around and takes a deep breath* Its dead
Sora: Cute Booney I love you *strokes bunnys back*
Riku: Tackles sora and set bunny free*
Sora: BOONEY!!!! You let bunny go, I loved BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! *Pulls out wooden sword and hits riku breaking his knee cap
Riku: OWWWWW SONOFA!!!!!
Bunny: *hops up and starts licking rikus knee*
Riku: Ahhh Hi there cute little guy. *pets bunny*
Bunny: * starts biting rikus hand then hops off to sora*
Sora: SEE he likes me. *Pets the bunny.
Kairi finally catches up and walks past riku kicking him* Riku the bunny like him you a**.
Riku: YOU SAW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST BUNNY!!!1
Sora: What that you say bunny tell riku? okay here goes, Riku that last bunny was a secrete fbi angent gone bad he had been murdering and stealing money for the past 3 years And I was hired by this here bunny to stop him.
Riku and Kairi: icon_surprised.gif
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Sora: hey man you guys got any good jokes?
Riku: *thinks* Ummmmm how bout this? okay there are 6 gays who are all friends. One day they take a boat ride, but the captain Has a heartattack. 3 of the gays (all lovers of the alive 3) Die. At the funeral the surviving ones get to talking. Im going to cremate him and poor Him on the lake becasue He lived to fish. Another one said Im going to cremate my husband and sprinkle him off a plane because he loved flying. The third gay guy said Im going to cremate my lover and put him in chilli so he can tear up my a** one last time!
(Hope fully that ^ does not offend anyone)
Sora: Thats pretty nasty, but really funny.
Riku: Of you go
Sora: Okay okay check this....... Okay, so there's this bus full of ugly people. I don't know why it was full of ugly people, and only ugly people, but it was; not a single person on the bus had ever had anyone attracted to them. So, the bus is just going along, and the driver ******** up or something, and runs head on into an oncoming truck. Everyone dies, and goes up to meet their maker. Well, God feels sorry for them all, and decides to grant them each one wish before they enter paradise. So they're in a big line in front of the gates, and he asks the first one what their wish is. After thinking a few seconds, she says: "I want to be gorgeous." Now the next person hears this, and starts freakin' out. He thinks it's the greatest thing ever, and wishes to be handsome. This continues on, everyone wishing to be beautiful/stud-like/etcetera, until the line is about half gone. Then the guy at the end starts cracking up, laughing his a** off, and God casts an eye at him, thinking: "What the hell?", but does nothing about it, and lets the same wish continue on. Now, when there's about 10 left, the guy is going NUTS. He's rolling around on the clouds laughing as hard as possible, and God is just wondering wtf is up. So he finally gets to the guy, and asks what his wish is. The guy calms down, stands up, and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again."
Riku: LMFAO!!!!!
Kairi: whats going on?
Riku: we are telling jokes got any?
Kairi: Oh yeah I have a great one ....Two guys are out having lunch. The first guy says, "Man, I really screwed up with my wife yesterday. We were coming back from our vacation, and there was this GORGEOUS blonde behind the counter at the train station. What I MEANT to say was, 'I'd like to tickets to Pittsburgh', but what I REALLY said was 'I'd like two pickets to titsburgh'. My wife got really pissed."
The second guy says, "Yeah, I know what you mean. The other day my wife and I were having breakfast. What I MEANT to say was, 'Could you please pass the Post Toasties', but what I REALLY said was, 'YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE YOU ******** WHORE!!!!"
Sora and Riku: ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!
Riku: *thinks* Ummmmm how bout this? okay there are 6 gays who are all friends. One day they take a boat ride, but the captain Has a heartattack. 3 of the gays (all lovers of the alive 3) Die. At the funeral the surviving ones get to talking. Im going to cremate him and poor Him on the lake becasue He lived to fish. Another one said Im going to cremate my husband and sprinkle him off a plane because he loved flying. The third gay guy said Im going to cremate my lover and put him in chilli so he can tear up my a** one last time!
(Hope fully that ^ does not offend anyone)
Sora: Thats pretty nasty, but really funny.
Riku: Of you go
Sora: Okay okay check this....... Okay, so there's this bus full of ugly people. I don't know why it was full of ugly people, and only ugly people, but it was; not a single person on the bus had ever had anyone attracted to them. So, the bus is just going along, and the driver ******** up or something, and runs head on into an oncoming truck. Everyone dies, and goes up to meet their maker. Well, God feels sorry for them all, and decides to grant them each one wish before they enter paradise. So they're in a big line in front of the gates, and he asks the first one what their wish is. After thinking a few seconds, she says: "I want to be gorgeous." Now the next person hears this, and starts freakin' out. He thinks it's the greatest thing ever, and wishes to be handsome. This continues on, everyone wishing to be beautiful/stud-like/etcetera, until the line is about half gone. Then the guy at the end starts cracking up, laughing his a** off, and God casts an eye at him, thinking: "What the hell?", but does nothing about it, and lets the same wish continue on. Now, when there's about 10 left, the guy is going NUTS. He's rolling around on the clouds laughing as hard as possible, and God is just wondering wtf is up. So he finally gets to the guy, and asks what his wish is. The guy calms down, stands up, and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again."
Riku: LMFAO!!!!!
Kairi: whats going on?
Riku: we are telling jokes got any?
Kairi: Oh yeah I have a great one ....Two guys are out having lunch. The first guy says, "Man, I really screwed up with my wife yesterday. We were coming back from our vacation, and there was this GORGEOUS blonde behind the counter at the train station. What I MEANT to say was, 'I'd like to tickets to Pittsburgh', but what I REALLY said was 'I'd like two pickets to titsburgh'. My wife got really pissed."
The second guy says, "Yeah, I know what you mean. The other day my wife and I were having breakfast. What I MEANT to say was, 'Could you please pass the Post Toasties', but what I REALLY said was, 'YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE YOU ******** WHORE!!!!"
Sora and Riku: ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!
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Sora: Omg I love this keyblade I just unlocked fort nox
Riku: Oh really how much money did you get
Sora: See for yourself *whistles*
*A HUGE pile of gold bars falls in front of riku
Riku: *gapes at the gold*
Kairi: *On top of some rock* Oops I missed one! *throws it*
Riku: So what are you going to spend it o..... *Bricks nails riku in the side of the head* *riku faints*
Riku: Oh really how much money did you get
Sora: See for yourself *whistles*
*A HUGE pile of gold bars falls in front of riku
Riku: *gapes at the gold*
Kairi: *On top of some rock* Oops I missed one! *throws it*
Riku: So what are you going to spend it o..... *Bricks nails riku in the side of the head* *riku faints*
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domokun
Sora: DOMO!!!!!! come back domo
Riku: Dude wtf is that thing.
Sora: stare
Riku: What
Sora: Its a domo you f00
riku: wtf Its biting me
Sora: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
kairi: OMG LOOK AT THE CUTE LITTLE DOMO
Riku: CUTE!?!?! the thing is biteing my leg off.
domokun : Dont masturbate or I kill kitten.
Riku: DEAR LORD MY TOE.
Sora: MUHAHAHAHAHAH the domo is teh ultimate fighting machine.
Riku: It said it kills kittens If I masturbate not me.
domokun :No kitty cats around DIE YOU MASTURBATER~!!!!!!!!!
Sora: DOMO!!!!!! come back domo
Riku: Dude wtf is that thing.
Sora: stare
Riku: What
Sora: Its a domo you f00
riku: wtf Its biting me
Sora: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
kairi: OMG LOOK AT THE CUTE LITTLE DOMO
Riku: CUTE!?!?! the thing is biteing my leg off.
domokun : Dont masturbate or I kill kitten.
Riku: DEAR LORD MY TOE.
Sora: MUHAHAHAHAHAH the domo is teh ultimate fighting machine.
Riku: It said it kills kittens If I masturbate not me.
domokun :No kitty cats around DIE YOU MASTURBATER~!!!!!!!!!
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cloud: AERiS I love you
Aeris: Cloud I love you! even though you cross dressed once
Sepheroth: *jumps down and impaels aeris*
Could: AHHHHHHHH
Sora: Jump downs and impales sepheroth*
Cloud: SWEET!!!!
Chip & dale: * fall from the sky land on soras back and start running around in circles*
Clound: eek thats fked up.
Aeris: Cloud I love you! even though you cross dressed once
Sepheroth: *jumps down and impaels aeris*
Could: AHHHHHHHH
Sora: Jump downs and impales sepheroth*
Cloud: SWEET!!!!
Chip & dale: * fall from the sky land on soras back and start running around in circles*
Clound: eek thats fked up.
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Example of what to do: (thrown quickly together this wont be very good :/....)
(end of the game while Kairi looks at cave drawings)
Kairi:*sees Sora added a papou fruit* Wtf is that? Is that an arm? Damn that kid needs drawing lessons.
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