Q: OMFGROFLOLAFKBBQ!!!1!!13213!!blue! GIB MEH 1 4 FR33!!!
A: Hahaha, no.
Q: *coughs* Sorry for the n00bspeak, but could I possibly have one of the lovely dragons?
A: Sure.
Q: Well... where is it?
A: You have to get one in a flatsale, auction, custom slot, or raffle.
Q: But you gave Joe the Stickman one for free...
A: So? I fail to see your point. If Mel wants to give one away, she will. End of story. It's obviously a good friend.
Q: Well, fine then. Can color/work for you?
A: No, if I feel the need to hire someone, I will set up a contest.
Q: Can I guest color then?
A: Just PM the shop account a sample of your work. Mel is very picky though, so no hard feelings if she turns you down.
Q: Ooook... so can I get a custom?
A: Sure, if there's a slot open. If not, just wait around.
Q: Can we bribe you for a dragon then?
A: You can try if Mel announces that she's taking bribes. OR if the bribe is insanely (like Devil Tail) high.
Q: Can I pm you?
A: Depends. If you have a legitimate question or concern OR you're offering a pet trade, then PM FallenStarKeeper. NEVER EVER EVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVER PM HELMEL OR ANY OF THE STAFF; it's a oneway trip to the Greylist.
Q: Can my dragon have super, godlike powers?
A: Only if it's designated as a god, which is unlikely.
Q: Fair enough. Can the dragons talk?
A: The dragons DO learn to communicate with each other and with their owners via telepathy.
Q: Umm ok then. I understand, but do I have to RP?
A: You really didn't read the rules did you, young n00bish one? I suggest you give it a once over. It's there to help you.
Q: Can my dragon die?
A: No, but it can run away if you get one and never come back.
Q: Is there a limit to how many dragons I can own?
A: Not at this time.
Q: Why does your front page resemble the front page of the Lotus Foxes?
A: Because I MADE the front page of the Lotus Foxes and I'm the Co-owner there. You can't really complain that I stole something from myself.