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<center> stare Welcome to the home of Sarcastic Kitty, where... what else? Sarcasm reigns. ^_^ stare </center>
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<center>Note: If you order multiples, it can't be animated so that all the sayings are in one image- sorry about that! Anyone you see with a S.K that's animated... well, they rigged it themselves- which you are more than welcome to do!... But I won't do it. So there. ^_^</center>
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heart List of Available S.K sayings. heart :
A) You are what you eat. Y'ever hear that? Man, I feel sorry for anorexic people. I'd hate to be nothing.
B) Aren't you one of the signs of the apocalypse?
C) You are where brain cells go to die.
D)Cat got your brain?
E) [sarcasm]I love you[/sarcasm]
F) Shut up, I'm having a rhetorical conversation.
G) The humor of the moronic elite has always escaped me.
H) I never finish anythi
I) Live life to the fullest. Aka? EAT, damnit!
J) Why don't you call God and complain?
K) They say the only things that keep growing as you get older is your nose and your ears. ...Yeah right. Tell that to my a**.
L) They say history repeats itself. Great, I'll catch it the next time around.
M) I wish get out of jail free cards were real.
N) My idea of a balanced diet is having more than 2 colors of M&M's.
O) Don't mess with me- my nicotine patch fell off.
P) If I wanted to hide something from you, I'd just use polysyllabic words.
Q) Either stop talking, or get within punching range.
R) Your wit is razor sharp. Too bad you can't use it on your wrists.
S) Nuns are cute. Of course, you can't just...go up and pinch a nun's cheek. You'd go to hell. And then all the other sinners would make fun of you.
T) Lay down your scruples and come in for a while- we'll have fun.
U) Just when I think you're as shallow as you could possibly be, you manage to drain a little more out of the pool.
V) My favorite pastime is drowning Sims in the pool.
W) Life is an STD
X) Must you go? I was just poisoning the tea.
Y) This is my life. Everyone else is just an extra.
Z) If I had a heart of gold, I'd sell it.
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AA) Keep talking. You may have to end the conversation with St. Peter... but keep talking.
BB) Welcome to "Go-away"ville. Population? You.
CC) Go ahead, chew my a** out. I'm willing to bet I have more a** than you have teeth.
DD) He's in a class all his own. Unfortunately, it's special ed.
EE) Cremation?!?! Over my dead body!
FF) I think I just had a near-life experience...
GG) I'm the white sheep of the family.
HH) Wow. That joke died faster than a carnival goldfish.
II) You know, you have the ability of lighting up a room...just by leaving it.
JJ) Don't worry. With a face like yours, you could always drive a cab.
KK) If life were fair, there'd be an oreo tree in my backyard.
LL) I'm part of a cult. It's tough, but there are its perks. All the Koolaid I want...
MM) I'm not responsible for what I say after four.
NN) Jesus Saves. ...That's why he gets such great interest returns.
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ANY of my lovely donators- whether it be just an extra 10g on your order or more- will get this sarcastic (what else?) but very appreciative donators cat. Of course, he'll not have the big sample s on him.
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</center><center> stare Welcome to the home of Sarcastic Kitty, where... what else? Sarcasm reigns. ^_^ stare </center>
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+20 gold per kitty with one of the available sayings on it, 30 for one with a custom saying on it. (Note: all customs must be sarcastic. (Btw, this isn't me trying to be some sort of sarcasm-judging nazi or anything. I just want to make sure he's not saying something like... "Look at me. I'm a kitty." -_-)
+All avatar heads cost 30, whether you use one of my sayings or a custom. And these, by the way, don't HAVE to be sarcastic... but hey, that's the whole point, neh? ^_^
Note: I can be bribed. Ha! ^_^
+All avatar heads cost 30, whether you use one of my sayings or a custom. And these, by the way, don't HAVE to be sarcastic... but hey, that's the whole point, neh? ^_^
Note: I can be bribed. Ha! ^_^
<center>Note: If you order multiples, it can't be animated so that all the sayings are in one image- sorry about that! Anyone you see with a S.K that's animated... well, they rigged it themselves- which you are more than welcome to do!... But I won't do it. So there. ^_^</center>
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Step 1: You post, saying 'Hey, I want kitty A' (Be advised, this is a creative example thought up by professionals. Do NOT try this at home... lol.). If you want a custom, please state if you want your custom saying on an Avatar head, or on a kitty. Oh- and also, if you get multiples, I'll send you all separate images, unless you ask for otherwise.
Step 2: Please send me a trade. Lol- don't wait for me, cause I'm slower than dirt. 3nodding
Step 3: And I send you the address at which you can pick up your very own sarcastic kitty! Thanks so much for buying; you're great! ^_~
Step 4: I don't host- so don't ask. ^_^
Step 2: Please send me a trade. Lol- don't wait for me, cause I'm slower than dirt. 3nodding
Step 3: And I send you the address at which you can pick up your very own sarcastic kitty! Thanks so much for buying; you're great! ^_~
Step 4: I don't host- so don't ask. ^_^
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For the love of all that is sarcastic and good
+ Ask for SK in another color. stare He's a black cat. He likes being a black cat. (This decision has just been made. Lol.) I may make SK cousins, sometime in the future... but for now, all you get is SK.
+ Tell me I must add you as an affiliate. Guess what? If you ask, I'll say yes. Lol. I'm a pushover. ^_~ But I don't like being demanded to do anything. -_- "Pull open your parachute line!" ...."No. I refuse." lol.
+ Say "I want one!" ...and then... never post which one. O.o Miss Cleo I am not. ^_~
+ Give your SK to a friend...without telling me. I have no problem with your giving them as gifts- as long as you TEEELLL MEEEEE.
+ Offer me sayings for the shop. ^_~ I will always keep 'customs' open, because everyone should be able to enjoy their own caliber of sarcasm- but I want the shop to remain as original as possible. Which is why the sayings are original. ^_^ (o_O And certainly don't say you'll let me BUY sayings from you. That's just rich... Mwa ha... ^_^)
+ Tell me I must add you as an affiliate. Guess what? If you ask, I'll say yes. Lol. I'm a pushover. ^_~ But I don't like being demanded to do anything. -_- "Pull open your parachute line!" ...."No. I refuse." lol.
+ Say "I want one!" ...and then... never post which one. O.o Miss Cleo I am not. ^_~
+ Give your SK to a friend...without telling me. I have no problem with your giving them as gifts- as long as you TEEELLL MEEEEE.
+ Offer me sayings for the shop. ^_~ I will always keep 'customs' open, because everyone should be able to enjoy their own caliber of sarcasm- but I want the shop to remain as original as possible. Which is why the sayings are original. ^_^ (o_O And certainly don't say you'll let me BUY sayings from you. That's just rich... Mwa ha... ^_^)
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</center>heart List of Available S.K sayings. heart :
A) You are what you eat. Y'ever hear that? Man, I feel sorry for anorexic people. I'd hate to be nothing.
B) Aren't you one of the signs of the apocalypse?
C) You are where brain cells go to die.
D)Cat got your brain?
E) [sarcasm]I love you[/sarcasm]
F) Shut up, I'm having a rhetorical conversation.
G) The humor of the moronic elite has always escaped me.
H) I never finish anythi
I) Live life to the fullest. Aka? EAT, damnit!
J) Why don't you call God and complain?
K) They say the only things that keep growing as you get older is your nose and your ears. ...Yeah right. Tell that to my a**.
L) They say history repeats itself. Great, I'll catch it the next time around.
M) I wish get out of jail free cards were real.
N) My idea of a balanced diet is having more than 2 colors of M&M's.
O) Don't mess with me- my nicotine patch fell off.
P) If I wanted to hide something from you, I'd just use polysyllabic words.
Q) Either stop talking, or get within punching range.
R) Your wit is razor sharp. Too bad you can't use it on your wrists.
S) Nuns are cute. Of course, you can't just...go up and pinch a nun's cheek. You'd go to hell. And then all the other sinners would make fun of you.
T) Lay down your scruples and come in for a while- we'll have fun.
U) Just when I think you're as shallow as you could possibly be, you manage to drain a little more out of the pool.
V) My favorite pastime is drowning Sims in the pool.
W) Life is an STD
X) Must you go? I was just poisoning the tea.
Y) This is my life. Everyone else is just an extra.
Z) If I had a heart of gold, I'd sell it.
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AA) Keep talking. You may have to end the conversation with St. Peter... but keep talking.
BB) Welcome to "Go-away"ville. Population? You.
CC) Go ahead, chew my a** out. I'm willing to bet I have more a** than you have teeth.
DD) He's in a class all his own. Unfortunately, it's special ed.
EE) Cremation?!?! Over my dead body!
FF) I think I just had a near-life experience...
GG) I'm the white sheep of the family.
HH) Wow. That joke died faster than a carnival goldfish.
II) You know, you have the ability of lighting up a room...just by leaving it.
JJ) Don't worry. With a face like yours, you could always drive a cab.
KK) If life were fair, there'd be an oreo tree in my backyard.
LL) I'm part of a cult. It's tough, but there are its perks. All the Koolaid I want...
MM) I'm not responsible for what I say after four.
NN) Jesus Saves. ...That's why he gets such great interest returns.
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ANY of my lovely donators- whether it be just an extra 10g on your order or more- will get this sarcastic (what else?) but very appreciative donators cat. Of course, he'll not have the big sample s on him.
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