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Ello and welcome to the store!!!
Beware the dangers of High School classes for they shall drive you to maddness. Thus we have the windowsill minions.

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Its another boring day at school and the day is almost ended, but before that you must survive your last class of the day with the Doyle- the human voice recorder. As you sit near the window writing out 5 new pages of notations your vision starts to blur and as you blink them clear you spot movement out of the corner of your eye by the rain covered window. As you lean closer to see you find to your annoyance that its a wad of paper. You start to turn away but it begins to roll around and a tiny art model figure from the art room pops up next to it with a face drawn on it. It hops over to you and hands you a small card that barely fits in the palm of your hand. On it is written,"Bet your bored right? Well no longer come on down to the window sill and get yourself a friend! Windowsill minions for the terminally bored!"

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Contents
1.Spoof
2.Intro
3.Table of Contents
4.Schedule
5.Rules
6.Pet info
7.Pet buying
8.Owned pets
9.Breeding
10.Affiliates

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Hmmm..... k....
September 2nd 2005- Tae is late getting the store open but it should be up by Sunday afternoon!
August 18th 2005- Tae gets off her lazy but and starts working on the shop...
August 17th 2005- Shop is born....

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@_@Rules....

1.No stealing the art work I have worked very hard to give each buyer a personally hand drawn pet.
2.Don't piss me off by doing the afformentioned stealing or just being a complete pain in the a** to myself and other patrons.
3.Don't bother me about flatsales and things of that sort they will happen when they happen since I have school to deal with.
4. Pets will be priced from 4-6k prices might even go up later if business is good.
5.Customs will not be available till November due to time constraints they will be priced as 12-15k each depending on the level of difficulty.
6.Begging is not cool and I will smack onto the grey list so fast it'll make your head spin, but bribes are always accepted in the form of letters or rare items!
Hmmmm...... I think that is it, but if I remember anything I will come back and edit it in....

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There are two types of dee pets- normal and unique! Normals will be sold at 4k each and uniques will be 6k each! Customes are priced above but for people's benefits they are 12-15k each cause extra work annoys me and I have school work besides!

Pets shall start will have 5 main fazes. Consequentialy since there are five main there are other fazes such as pregnancy and other unmentioned fazes! In order for your pet to reach its next faze you must apply small peices of knowledge to the topic of the original paper. Such pieces of info help to individualize your pet and give you more of a chance to be involved with your pets creation and life! "YES THIS IS REQUIRED! IF YOU DON'T APPLY YOURSELF NOTHING WILL HAPPEN AND AFTER A TIME I WILL REASSIGN YOUR MINION!" Other than that you really don't have to do much role playing with your pet although if you do it will have and interesting effect on your pet and may lead to some of the previously unnamed fazes! PM me if you want a proper place to roleplay and if I get enough I will set up a guild specially for you all!

Faze 1- Minions are nothing but abandoned peices of incompleted homework left on a textbook. (Two peices of info are required for this subject. Usually happens after a week depending on the how quickly the info is brought in!)
Faze 2- Minions start to take shape as origami people who list about the windowsill.(Three peices of info are required for this subject. This faze takes two-three weeks with the info.)
Faze 3- Minions have absorbed enough info to take on a more humanoid shape and will start reacting to the enviroment you thought up for it. (Four pieces are..... you know whats needed! This faze takes three-five weeks depending on the quality of information and how quickly it is brought in.)
Faze 4- Minions begin to mutate due to the overwhelming information that you have gathered and begin to take on characteristics of the papers main subject. (5 pieces of info! At this stage it is rather iffy about the amount of time that passes but most have grown after a mear two-three weeks.)
Faze 5- The mutation has fully set in and your pet has settled into its new form and is fully reacting to its enviroment.

Pregnancy- The minions are an odd group of creatures with even more abnormal breeding habits. It is a rare occurance for a minion to willingly share its windowsill with another but if by some small chance it happens to meet another and they get along the mating process is taken in steps. They must woo, court, and get permission from their owners and their creator before such an event may occur. Both owners must pm me before hand due to the faze pictures that must be created. Each owner must provide two of their favorite peices of information from their own pet to be used in the creation process so choose wisely! Pregnancies will cost 10k I will leave the payment plan up to the owners as to who will pay or both.

Unknown fazes- These are as I said unknown but if you take special care of your minion you may be suprised by an extra faze or two along the path of your minions life!

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Yo flatsale is here!

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There are a male and a female of both Draconic and the Equine pets I am selling in this flatsale. Four pets in all for the flatsale!
Here is a basic sketchy sample! Pick you're room colors, whether the tree is in bloom, and what time of day it is even! All these things will affect how you're pet grows and develops! There are two males and two females for sale but my mastery of picture resizing is somewhat lacking as of yet so here yah go! They are 4k eachjust pm me. First come first serve and all that for now please read previous posts!
[Order form for pet!
Name confused
Sex confused
Wall or patterns confused
Season:Spring, summer, fall, winter
Time of day: Night or day, dawn or dusk
Book color change confused (optional)]

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Ah its open have fun!

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Start damnation! xp Yeah have fun I am goin to bed now be back tomorrow! heart

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Waaah no one has bothered to even spam the shop.... its really sort of disappointing..... oh well another day and a continuing sale!

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