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Quote of the day:
"The fact that I'm in just a kilt in a shop full of a**-raping tentacle beasts should be considered bad, shouldn't it..?" -Aniroth


The first three new beans have arrived! Their birth signifies, among a thriving new generation of sexy tentacles, a new higher standard for the quality of the tentacles we hope to export, including the addition of a (slightly) bigger tag. I hope you will stay with us through this joyous event n_n



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Welcome, one and all, to a shop of wonders. A shop of secrets...of desire ninja Of TENTACLES!

Ah tentacles..those wonderful, wriggling beauties that haunt our nightmares and embody our wildest dreams twisted Never before have Gaians been able to live in such close quarters with these unusual creatures... Until now >3



User Image*at this, sighs and trudges over with a piece of paper in hand and begins to read, sounding quite bored* ('Now you can sponsor a tentacle beast of your very own from this fine establishment...') *scans the page with eyes* (You made a lot of typos...Oh hell with it.)

(I'm Balth, head honcho around this place, uber tentacle beast and master of all ukes in the direct vicinity whether they like it or not.) *smirks* (Especially Tyler.) heart (Dai conned me into running this place because I have nothing better to do, so I'll be the host for the duration of your stay here. Try not to mess the place up .) stare



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2/17/06- The Valentines Day auction is over, everyone please welcome Pinky, care of lovely biggrin !

Breedings are in the works and will come out as tentacles finish violating their partners up their business, and all tage have been updated where informationi s known n_n


2/13/06- I did warn you that I would be in and out of Gaia ninja But for the moment, I'm back in..and that means MORE TENTACLES :O

FRICTION's last commission tentacle has arrived at long last..and just in time for valentines day, BREEDINGS will open tomorrow eek !!!
12/4/05- Finals are upon us. Hellishly busy, but working on previously-owed tentacles at this very moment;
~Juli IV has grown!
~Syrie's yet-unnamed custom tentacle has finally arrived!
~One of FRICTION's commission tentacles is ready!
10/20/05- There are 5 new tentacles on the way, care of Friction. Expect to see some new faces limbs around here. It has just been announced that this sexy tentacle will be given away via some kind of event hosted by FRICTIONFighter after th official shop sale n_n keep an eye out.
10/17/05- THERE WAS NO SALE BECAUSE DAI IS A LOSER >_>;; But it will happen next saturday, I swear ._. Same info applies. 8scurries off to do work*
10/13/05- There will be a GUEST ARTIST TENTACLE FLATSALE on SATURDAY THE 15th!! Leik omfg! Only those with no tentacles can buy. Tentacles will be 7k each, only pure gold accepted
9/24/05- Moss and Sock Hop have grown into naughty adult tentacles :O
9/13/05- Dai has been hellishly busy/lazy at the same time. I have been working on gaia things, tho, so please bear with me c.c
9/7/05- Page 100 has been breached :O Welcome Maurice the page 100 tentacle n_n
9/3/05- Welcome to the new babies, Sock Hop and Moss ^__^
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Also, the thread seems to be moving nice and fast..so even though we're a bajillion pages from 100, the first person to post there will get a prize ninja
8/30/05- The Naughty Tentacle! is reborn surprised
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Story..uhm..well..Dai likes tentacles..and he didnt have any..so..he made this shop. Yeah.

This shop is actually version two because Dai's comp died and he lost all his files.

Oh, and heres a picture of me in my normal extremely sexy form, with none of these stiff limbs and clothing weighing me down. If you like what you see boys, call me >3

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This is my mate Tyler from another shop. Hes the best <3 But we're not smexually exclusive ninja

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1. This shop is operated passivly. I.e, I show up whenever I feel like it and make absolutly no committment to continue selling tentacles. This is for my enjoyment only. I've come back to Gaia after god knows how long a haitus and theres no gaurentee im staying. But for now, the shop is here in all its tentacular glory for the world to see. Enjoy.
2. No bitching in the thread.
3. This is a PG-13 rated shop. Due to the nature of the naughty tentacles I realize some of you may wish to roleplay your beasties in er..certain situations that may not be condusive to the Gaia TOS. By all means, feel free to do so. Just dont do it here(on Gaia) ^_^;
4) No whining about how offended you are by this shop. If you dont like it, go away. Too bad, so sad lolz!! rofl
5) Dont steal my art. It makes the tentacles angry. You dont want to see angry tentacles.



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Q: When is the next flatsale/auction/raffle/whatever?
A: Whenever I feel like it.

Q: Do you accept pet trades?
A: Maybe. Check my wanted list and feel free to suggest a trade even if your pet's not on it. Dont be offended if I say no. I'm a busy Dai.

Q: You say you run the shop passivly..does that mean I wont get a tentacle I ordered?
A: I will always finish orders I take, unless extenuating circumstances render me unable to do so. In such cases, a refund will be given.

Q: Are Naughty Tentacles Yaoi pets?
A: Nope, far from it. Balth tends to select only male companions, but it's just personal preference. Most tentacles will settle for whatever they can get their tendrils on, though it's not uncommon for a tentacle to prefer one gender exclusivly over the other.

Q: Do Naughty Tentacles grow?
A: Tentacles produced through breeding will usually have a baby stage, but other then that, no.




Have a question you think should be answered here? Toss me a PM and I'll see what I can do.

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Quik Sale
I post tentacles for sale and say 'GO!'. First one to claim a tentacle gets it.



Baited Sale
Sometimes naughty tentacles dont want to be sold, so It takes a bit to get them to come out of hiding. In this kind of sale, participants will be given a set amount of time to post an image (PG-13 rated or below) in the thread of something to use as bait. And by something, I mean someone. Tentacles have a one-track mind >_>; The image can be of just about anyone. It doesnt matter if you created the image or not (as long as your not trying to lure tentacles with someone elses private character). Photographs are generally discouraged, but if you want to use movie images, feel free. Alternately, you may choose to write a story prompt to bait a tentacle.

After the time is up, some (NOT ALL) of the bait will have attracted naughty tentacles relating to their theme. What determines if your bait is the 'lucky' one? Whichever ones Dai thinks will be the most fun to draw tentacles for. Only those chosen, of course, will have to pay.


ZOMG I ALWAYS MISS ALL THE SALES D:!!!11one
You could always take a peek at my RL commissions page ninja
http://dragonspyrit.com/com~1.htm


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Prices subject to change if I see they're too low/high. Remember, all naughty tentacles are unique and individually drawn.

Quik Sale tentacle: 5-8k
Baited Sale tentacle: 8k
Custom tentacle (when slots open): 20k pure or 4 sealed envelopes - NO COSPLAYS

Dont have enough gold for a custom tentacle? check my RL commissions page n_n *pimps*
http://dragonspyrit.com/com~1.htm


Custom slots:
1. Prolixity
2. closed



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Offer me one of these and a naughty tentacle shall be yours.

~*currently too shy to put any of his wants here for fear of being shot down*~


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#/Name/Owner/Gender Preference

1/Balthazar Ukesnatcher/Daisuke-kun/M
2/Ping the Penetrator/Tarnished Halo/M&F (too naughty to link >3)
3/Tyr the Violator/Vashtya/M
4/Kowai-kun/Sosiqui/M
5/Bunny Bukkake/Ryuhana/PkMn
6/Sexina/PinkLemonade/F
7/Drisk/Kamileun/M&F
8/Yancha/Mau/MxM
9/Bob The Tentacle/Daisuke-kun/Jelly o.0;
10/Squrt/Kamiki/M&F (not breedable)
11/Klitryna, Mistress of Pleasure/Kamiki/M&F
12/Mentos/o_Mimiru_o/PkMn
13/Sephiroth/Wotcher/M
14/LeeLoo/Haruyuki/M&F
15/Tacchino/Tragicity/Corn >_>;;
16/Diabolo/Zero Dream/M&F
17/JIMMEH X0/ghostneko/candy
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18/Willy Wonka/Rylerion/M
21/Maurice/Lenta/M&F
22/Santega/RavenFyre/M
23/Juliard Annabella Concerto IV/Jadaria/M
24/Devmani/Chieko-chan/M&F
25/Orn & Kin/S.O.N/M
26/Grunneh/Triereikai-Hime/M&F
27/Antioneph/Syrie/?
28/???/Klises/?
29/Opaque/FRICTIONfighter/?
30/Canti/FRICTIONfighter/?
31/Shroom/FRICTIONfighter/?
32/Pinky/lovely/M&F


Generation 2
19/Sock Hop/Andrani/M/Drisk x Aniroth (NT)
20/Moss/Kamileun/M/Drisk x Aniroth (NT)
33/Leelookins Rothschild Mina Lekatariba Laminatcha Ekbat D Sebat/Haruyuki/F & Transvestite/LeeLoo x Daisuke-kun (NT)
34/LeeLoo Talasi Mina Lekatariba Laminatcha Ekbat D Sebat Junior/RavenFyre/M/LeeLoo x Daisuke-kun (NT)
35/Lola Taru Mina Lekatariba Laminatcha Ekbat D Sebat/Kishara/M&F/LeeLoo x RavenFyre(NT)
36/??????/?/?/Willy x Rylerion (NT)
37/??????/?/?/Willy x Rylerion (NT)
38/??????/?/?/Willy x Rylerion (NT)

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5 Breeding slots will open at 10AM EST on valentines day, and will be first-come, first-serve! I'm opening 5 spots so that a bunch of people have a chance at babies heart One of these spots is reserved for someone. Dont complain =P

To order your breeding:
Post images of both parents in the thread, regardless of whether they are tentacles or not. Tentacles that have already breed (Balth and Drisk) and their partners (Tyler & Aniroth) cant breed this time around. Sorry boys e_e!. Then send the trade of 12k to Balthazar~Ukesnatcher.

You are welcome to split the costs/babies between two (but not more) people. Just let me know in the post so I know where to send ze beans, and who I should be expecing trades from.

1. RESERVED for Jadaria
2. LeeLoo x Dai & Rave
3. Santega x Sock
4. Willy x Ry
5. Opaque x Max



Well folks, theres really no nice way of saying this. Breeding is what naughty tentacles do best >>; While their efforts don't usually produce offspring, under the right conditions, young can be produced with just about any partner you throw at them, regardless of gender or species.

That said, there are two ways you can breed your tentacles.


Tentacle x Tentacle
While they are predispossitioned to act a certain gender (most are inherently male, but not all), naughty tentacles are hermaphrodites. Each is capible of fathering or bearing ikkle baby tentacle beasties n_n When two tentacles decide they want to make babies, they go off and do their thing, and we here at the shop take care of the rest.


Tentacle x Non-tentacle
This is probably the most common way for naughty tentacles to breed. The tentacle beast in question first selects a host. The host is often one of their 'favorites', but some prefer not to mix business with pleasure and will dump their young in on the first thing they lay eyes on when the mood hits them >_>; The species and gender of the host is not important. The tentacles do what they do best, persistance almost always pays off, and baby tentacles are produced. The resulting babies will always be tentacles, but will be a mix of tentacle and host DNA.

On a more technical note, when breeding this way, you must provide images of the host you wish to use. It MUST be one of your own characters (or pets, if you get the shop owner's permission. Whatever floats your boat). You can use yourself as a host if you so desire ^_^ But so help me, the first person who attempts to impregnate Johnny Depp/Draco Malfoy/Random Anime Babe... *trails off ominously*

Tentacle babies are lovingly dubbed 'tentacle beans' whee


Breeding costs 12k and will almost always result in 2 babies (sometimes more, never less).

Breeding Slots:
1. closed
2. closed

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Someone be nice to me so I can put you on this list *duh* domokun

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None yet... heart

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None yet... heart
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Someone make me a banner so I can ask for affiliates >_>;;
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Firelizard Hatchery

Welcome to the cove, a completely unrelated minishop run by Dai n_n


Bayside Cove was born when I was testing out my new tablet and found myself drawing multitudes of firelizards. With the holidays coming up, I figgured 'What could be better then getting a little flit under the 'ol tree?', and lo I created this little spot for them to be sold. Obviously they're not very x-mas themed, however the secret santa which I am about to announce will be the only way in which to obtain a firelizard besides breeding.

Will this be an uber-active shop? not in the lease. Myt they make very cute gifts and are inexpensive, so why not give it a whirl, mm?

If you dont know what firelizards are, heres a little background info~
~ Firelizards are small draconic creatures native to the world of Pern, which is (c)Anne McCaffrey. These firelizards are slightly different from the cannon ones in that they lack 4 legs.
~ They come in five gender-spicfic colors, listed from most to least common:
green (f), blue(m), brown(m), bronze(m), gold(f)
Each color comes in several different hues and has its own outline.
~ They have the intelligence of a cat (somewhat less for the greens and blues) and are about an arms-length from head to tail in size.
~ They have a telepathic link to their owners, and can in essence teleport from place to place. This is called going 'between'.
~ You can learn a bit more about firelizards here, or by reading some of Ms. McCaffrey's lovely books.

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As of right now, the only way to get a firelizard is through the Secret Santa egg exchange.

I have a virtually limiteless supply of clutches here (heartlessly gathered from the local beaches by poachers *cough*). Here are the rules~

1. You cannot buy an egg for yourself.
2. You can buy as many eggs as you want for other people.
3. Eggs cost 1k each. If you buy more than 1 for the same person, additional eggs for that person cost 1.5k.For example, Sue buys Robert 1 egg for 1k, and Mary 3 eggs for 4k (1k + 1.5k + 1.5k), her total cost being 5k. If you really dont get it, please ask.
4. You cannot choose what colors the eggs hatch into...
5. ...And among the eggs, there will be one ultra-rare white male firelizard with a unique outline. Who knows who'll get it? :3

To ensure that Dai doesn't screw up like last year, all the recipiants of firelizards from the same clutch will get an egg linked to a broken(at the time) pickup page. On Christmas, the pages will go live and people can pickup their firelizards without me even having a chance to botch things up crying heart

Here is a sample of a finished and tagged queen, which is very rare. The bauble denotes that she is one of the original x-mas firelizards.
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To buy eggs:
PM Balthazar~Ukesnatcher (NOT DAI) the following for each person you're buying for (obviously the total is for all the peeps your buying for, if more then 1):


[b]Name of Recipiant: [/b]
[b]# of eggs: [/b]
[b]Cost: [/b]

[b]TOTAL COST: [/b]


And then send the trade to the same account n_n Money will not be accepted until the egg has safely arrived in the care of the recipiant.

Egg status (whos gettinghow many eggs from which clutch etc.) will be available when some are bought.

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Hehe..roommates e.e heart


Oh and as for the rest of you, I dont think he'll be bothering us anymore, so you can post n_n
I must know more... -looking at one of the posts about harem.-
*blinks innocently* ??? domokun
domokun

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