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Greetings minions and fellow villains! This is Mistress Rogan speaking. Welcome to our evil lair. Let me set up a few ground rules (if you've been to one of our previous evil lairs, you will know what I'm refering to of course.)

1. NO SHOWERING IN THE EVIL LAIR!
Do NOT take a shower in our evil lair, I've had it up to HERE with people showering in our evil lair. If you must use a shower, use your own. Not ours. That doesn't mean don't practice good hygeine though! A clean body, is a happy body. AS LONG AS IT'S NOT CLEANING ITSELF IN OUR EVIL LAIR, THEN IT'S A DEAD BODY! DO YOU HEAR?!
2. There is NO pool or girls changing room. Ya hear?
3. Honor thy superiors! That's Mistress Numaiei, Master Second Hand Opinion, myself and anyone else who we deem a high ranking officer.
4. Don't beg here. If you're a good little minion, we'll be more than willing to help you out in your quests. Just don't beg like a dog. In this Legion of Doom, we are not pitiful beggers, we are winners and dominators.
5. Be respectful towards the other members of the Legion of Doom. If you MUST argue, take it outside to the PMs or let Numaiei, Second Hand Opinion or myself deal with it. The last thing we need is our army being divided do to some trivial matter.
6. Don't ask to be a dictator. It won't get you anywhere. At all. We won't make you one, so don't ask. Your rank as a minion can improve, but you can't be a dictator. Sorry. It just won't happen.

What are the requirements for this guild? Well dears, they're quite simple!

1. Upon joining, either PM Numaiei, Second Hand Opinion or me and we shall assign you a minion number. What do you do with this minion number? Well you can
A. Put it in your signature
B. Put it in your profile
We're not picky about where you put it, just put it somewhere people can see it.
2. Swear your alligiance to us.
3.Tell your friends! If you recruit people, you might just get a prize!

And that's it! Simple no?

Donations are much appriciated, but not required. We're free to join as well. (But if you're reading this, you probably are already aware of this! biggrin )

Another important feature in our guild is ranks. Basically just about all of you will start off as a minion, but as you improve your relationship with us, the guild masters, your rank will improve. It can also improve by winning contests, posting a lot in our forum, and recruiting new members. What's in it for you if your rank increases? Well let's just say we'll be more willing to do you...favors if you catch our drift. Nothing sexual though! Keep that in mind.

Currently Numaiei and I are our dicators, while Second Hand Opinion is in charge of our army. Our right hand man so to speak.

Also as soon as this guild gets rolling a bit, we shall be hosting contests! Whether these contests shall be monthly or weekly has yet to be established, and once we figure it out a bit, we'll update this!

Oh and before I forget, the all important question!
"Just what the hell is this guild for?!"
Simple, WORLD DOMINATION! Together we shall unite to form the biggest, bestest, army of villains EVER! In history. For real. Join now!