Before entering this guild, there is something which you must understand. Something which our ancestors strove to discover, learn, teach, and pass down the generations like some kind of priceless artefact. A thing which holds so much mystery and some kind of foreboding that only the truly insane can understand it, and decipher the symbolism which the story contains... The Essence of Yoghurt.
The knowledge which I'm about to pass on to you is only talked about in hushed voices and in enclosed spaces - for it is truly a frightening and still rather unknown prospect , read further if you dare.
The Essence of Yoghurt... Apart from being the epitome of Godliness in food form [Any time, any place, best served on other people], it's also a front for our insanity - we channel all of our energy into our rather eccentric obsession for yoghurt, lest we unleash our supreme wrath every day in random things. Yoghurt is the only thing which stands between the members of this guild and an institution. Join us, if you will, it'll be... fun.
But one warning, ignore at your peril. Beware the dreaded white text, you never know which post it lurks in, watching, waiting to pounce and ridicule if you're oblivious of it.
Lost Prince