Do you enjoy killing people in a sadistic fashion while singing showtunes? Do these tunes happen to involve meat pies? Or perhaps a tragically incarcerated relative, a distant love, or a lovable inanimate object?
Welcome, then!
If you're looking for a shave, a pie, a song, or even a lark - you've come to the right place.
From Depp to Cariou, Carter to Lansbury, and all in between...
It's an honour to receive your patronage!
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