A guild dedicated to all the beautiful people that have submit to the power of Theist. =D
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Rules:-Be Literate.
&tat mens u shool knot typ lik dis&
Failure to type without the use of chatspeak will result in banning and hatred.
-Be Active.
Try to post at least twice a week. I understand that people are busy... But posting every couple of days really isn't much to ask at all.
-Have fun.
Don't be a stick in the mud. You joined to be a minion. Being a minion is supposed to be fun! Well, In this guild, anyway.
Things You Should Know:
-We Are Very Immature.
Yep, that's right. Mentally, I'd say we're all about the age of five. Perverted little kids, really. If this disturbs you, then you should not be here. Also, I don't want anyone ridiculing another because said person's personality and sense of humor is different than said dickhead's.
-We Thrive on Loyalty.
Here, at Theist's Lovely Minions, loyalty is a must. Of course, minions are supposed to be loyal. If you have any ideas involving heresy or another serious offense, please leave now. I pay, put up ads, and work very hard for my minions. I will not tolerate unloyal people in this guild.
-This Guild Is For Minions Only.
Do not join if you do not plan on becoming a minion.
Minions? Slavery?!
No. These people were all willing to become my minions. I bought some of them, I donated to some of them, I befriended, married, and sexed some of them up. =D
No, not really. I won't sex you up.
Anyway, it's not slavery. It's a friendly, fun guild where my minions may gather, and speak with one another, wage war on Elmo and Paris Hilton, hang out at a strip club, and have mad food fights that almost always end with people shooting Rocket Launching, Flame-throwing Chainsaws at one another.
Donating to the guild:
Please do not donate to the guild. If you wish to donate to our cause, please send all trades to Tolus, my mule. The gold will be given back to the minions through contests, quests, and other such events.
^--Milton--^
Guild Mascot.
He has sex rays.
Guild Mascot.
He has sex rays.
A sample:
Affiliates:
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Monastrae
Theist