We strive to emulate the goddess in all her ways and so we have created the holy book of hoarding to hold our rules so we may serve her and the chosen species better.
Our main rules.
-Thou must steal and hide the booty under the couch or the dresser.
-Thou must only steal what thou can pick up or drag with thine teeth.
-Thou must offer unto the goddess a tribute of socks and shiny things.
-All thine food must be stolen, thou must make food for thine breathern to steal
-Thou must put all unwanted filth in the corner or the bad couch
-Thou must obey the tos or they will stuff us under the bad couch and leave us to rot.
Henry Dorsett Case
Phinnehas
Spirit Soldier