We of PHEAR hold a vision of conquest- Yes, we shall own Gaia in our powers and order of pwnsomeness.


We here simply hope to hold a huge guild of literate Gaians who share our passion for dictating, hunting n00bs, and conquering forums bit by bit.
Here at PHEAR-, we do conquering right.



In order to join our oh-so-special guild simply hit the Request to Join button, we don't ask for much, simply a little bit of semi-literacy and interesting people who will pay attention to the guild, not join just to join ;P

The Founders
Drunk Duck Goddess
The head of this fine guild and also fluent in "1337" knows just how to psyche out any young gaian, then with an Army of every Gaian animal in existance, DDG can begin any hostile takeover followed by the ever-loyal Duckies, RoRos, KiKis, and Mochis.
Drunk Duck Goddess
Looking for a huge downfall of all that is n00bish and annoying.


Wiimote
Using the powers of her All-Seeing Monacle of Doom she is able to home in and pinpoint any n00bs uprising and by combining her powers and vast knowledge of "1337" she lures any and all n00bs into a false sense of security before breaking their spirit enslaving them in an instant.
Wiimote
Hey. Don't make me get out my Cyber Ninjas.


Our Spokesperson (changed her name, honored the guild)

Literate PHEAR Whore She started out young, DDRing before she could walk and spelling 1337 out of letter & number cubes. Now she pwns n00bs like the goverment pays her.Beware, she does bite. and makes the wookie noise for kicks.

Literate PHEAR Whore
I will destroy n00bs using the powers of my baby loaded rocket launcher.



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The entry charge of one gold ensures that you are not so n00b that you are goldless, yay.