Hello Computer land This is the Awesome Celestial Secrets.If you're on this page (which you obviously are) you are possibly interested in joining Spaztic Bat well i only have one thing to say to you
PLease Please please please pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease please join i'm so lonely

.RULES.

- A rule that everyone should know Follow the guidelines set by the TOS. If you have any questions, ask a Mod or go to the freakin' FAQ.
- SPEAK FREAKIN' ENGLISH!!! No noob or l33t talk. This is a semi-literate/literate guild, so no tlkin lyk ths alryt?!!!11!oneeleventy1!!!1! If you do, beg scary Celestial will eat you.
- No newbs. There are specific guilds set out for you guys. Join one of those, and lose your newbie scent, because Celestial thinks Newbs are tasty too.
- Please be nice. Don't trash talk for no reason, no hate threads, no nothing. This is for your own good. No one likes a hater.... except Celestial (they're good with katsup).
- Listen to the Mods and Your Overlords- I mean *cough cough*... the owners. Their word is final, no matter what!
- Disobeying means punishment!
1st offense- a warning.
2nd offense- depending on the severity of the rule breaking, either a strict reprimand and suspention from the guild, immediate banning, or a visit to Celestial (of which there will be no return, mwahahaha).










if you would like to be a mod in your request form anwser the question "If you're going down a river in a canoe and one of the wheels falls off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?"