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The Animated.
The mysterious catastrophe that spread across Gaia in a matter of moments, and has since thrown our lives into chaos. Few have the skills and determination to fight their way from city to city even once; fewer still have what it takes to battle on day after day. And there's no end in sight.

Why do we do it?
Why not just lie down in defeat, and let the cursed creatures take over while we slip away into mental
sanctuaries? We, the zOMGuardians, have found the answer.

We are not here simply as tools of destruction, like the Animated. We are not the ones who need to be protected. We are here because we are the ones who protect, who chip away at the Animated forces. In the name of Gaia, and in the name of our Queen Arria, we are the Guardians, and we will battle on until the last Animated falls.

(*A big thank you to Masten December, who wrote this epic description.)




Interested in joining?
There are probably a few things you should know.
Reading on will help you with that.

1) We are awesome. Arrogance aside, we tend to be literate,
intelligent folk here in this clan. Before joining, consider whether
we'll be annoyed by your lack of grammatical skill (not that you
harbor such an atrocity, right?)

2) Our members are helpful. We are zOMGuardians, after all. We
encourage all who join to be helpful to other players in some way,
though you can join just for the hell of it and be unhelpful to
everyone if you'd like.

3) You do not have to bow down to Arria, but you can if you
want. This clan was originally created to gather her guardians.
It has expanded to encompass all kinds of zOMGuardians.

4) Be courteous to other people in this clan (sarcasm is acceptable)
and follow the Gaia TOS and there should be no problem. If there
is a problem, you may find a Keebler Elf at your door with a
Louisville Slugger in hand.