Weasel's Plight

[Feces Underpants]

Randu is a sleek polecat, although most see him as and call him a weasel. He doesn't have any qualms about that, he is a weasel by nature. He makes a living by theft and pilfering through remains and discarded items. He has a way with the woman of any species, he turns on his charm, smooths out his coat and smiles that toothy grin that makes every girl swoon.
Today he is up against a dillema, he has found a corpse that was freshly slain. And whatever made the huge gashes must have been a large killer and could be nearby. The tantalizing smell of fresh meat was all too inviting. And the trinkets and treasures he may find within that body could be all too precious. Swerving silently , Randu approached the bloody mass...  

[Link of the Gorons]

As Basil watched in horror as the badger was cut down in the prime of existence, he couldn't help but feel helpless. He started out from the brush. That's when he saw a polecat slowly making his way to it's new found quarry.
"Filthy scavengers." He thought to himself. Grabbing a rock nearby, he hurled it with pin-point accuracy.
"Back you beast! This poor fool needs a proper burial, not to be stripped clean of his treasures and meat!"
The rock lands only a few inches from the polecat. He had hoped this was enough to scatter the creature.  

[Feces Underpants]

Randu jumped nearly five feet in the air when a rock hit the ground nearby , seemingly out of nowhere. He was so lost in the aroma of the meat that he had no idea there was anyone around. He then heard the angry chattering coming from the brushes , such vehement words!
" I am but a poor , hungry weasel trying to make a living. I mean no harm. I only ask a few bites from this tantalizing meat and maybe some to bring home to my female and children."
He mustered up his best somber and innocent look. Maybe he could even produce a tear or two.  

[Link of the Gorons]

"Your acting ended the moment you approached this body, you fool!"

Basil steps out from behind the brush and had an expression of anger on his face. His whiskers were long and hardened, but the twitched about with ease. He was alert enough to detect the hawk flying nearby. No doubt the same one who has slain this traveler.

"Now, I say again, back off!"

Basil was brandishing a stick that was sharpened at both ends. It had some grasses woven around the middle, sort of a make-shift grip for the would-be spear. He stood tall and firm, not swaying in the least.  

[Feces Underpants]

Randu took a few steps back . " Now, wait..wait... wait a moment , there's no need to get violent. If you want this carcass , go ahead and take it. The flies have already landed on it anyway. You know they puke anytime they land one something right? So , this meat is bad now , it's all yours, heheh." His chuckle came out halfhearted, he was indeed nervous. He is not a fighter nor a warrior by any means. He admits he is a coward when faced with battle.. hell he doesn't even kill his own food. He'd rather talk his way out of situations or flee. It keeps his coat clean and unscarred, he has to keep up his looks somehow.
His ears flattened on his head as a piercing cry came from above. The high frequency sent pains straight to his head. All his senses told him to duck and cover but curiosity won, he glanced up at the sky. An enormous bird of prey was looking mighty pissed off. This bird had to be 3 time larger than himself. It folded it's mighty wings and went into a divebomb postion...  

[Link of the Gorons]

"I say, what what. We'll have this poor fool buried right proper. He's a former soldier, he is."
Basil listened to what the pole cat had to say, but he, admittedly, only heard about a quarter of what he said. His ears were attuned to the sly movement of something far more fierce. His fears were true, he followed the weasel's glance into the sky. Before his very eyes came a large bird, dive bombing down at full force. From this point, it was hard to see who he was aiming for, but he knew neither of them stood much of a chance at all.

"Run you fool, leave him for now, we must flee!"  

[Feces Underpants]

Randu let out a squeal of terror then made a mad dash into the brush and ducked down. He heard the bird of prey touch ground and the sound of what could only be meat being stripped from the carcass. He spied the rude one nearby and gave him a glare that said , " try and stop that one from eating the meat, YOU FOOL." He didn't dare say it out loud and draw attention to himself, but his smirk said it all.  

[Link of the Gorons]

As he and Basil darted for the brush, the large bird began eating the fallen warrior. "No you don't!!!" Basil lunges at the bird with full force. He let out a large cry to frighten the brute, but to no avail. The bird turns, opens it's wings, and pecks hard at Basil. With the agility that only a large rabbit could muster, he dodges blow after blow. It was his turn to strike...  

[Feces Underpants]

OOC-A Large rabbit named Basil, makes me think of the book Watership Down . Although Bigwig would have been the largest rabbit of that warren.

IC- Randu was shocked that this woodland critter felt so strongly over a cadaver. To even put his life on the line........ " I say.." Randu muttered to himself. The struggle unfolded before him , and he couldn't help but watch and smile a bit, it was entertaining! As the rabbit thrust out his strong back legs at the hawk's face Randu let out a loud "whoop!" of approval.

OOC- sprry Link for God moding, I think that's what it is called, I used your character a bit. I just want the stry to move forward and flow. If I went to far , go ahead and delete this.  

[Link of the Gorons]

OOC: Nah, it's cool for now!

IC: Basil was doing well, shockingly, but then he heard a "whooping" sound that caught him off guard. As he glanced at the polecat to see what happened, the might hawk sank one seemingly fatal blow to Basil's chest, then took flight to find a less aggressive meal...

OOC: Yeah, I've heard of that one, just never read it before. Basil is a literal take on Brian Jacques' "Redwall" series.  

[Feces Underpants]

OOC- ooh I haven't read those books in forever. Great books though smile Love how Brian gives all each species of animal different " accents" and "lisps" Ingenious!

IC- What a heroic feat! Prey has overtaken predator, he has never seen anything quite like it! Yes, Randu saw blood dribbling down the rabbit's fur, somehow he had been wounded. He became nervous, if the Mighty One fell, there was no way he could defend himself from that hawk that was still nearby. Cautiously he left the protection of the brush and approached the Mighty One. The smell of fresh blood wafted into his nostrils leaving him ravenous and uneasy at the same time. He didn't know what to do. He danced in circles around Basil, he was figity, aggitated and distraught. An idea then flashed into his brain, yes! He gathered a pile of dirt into his paw and then pressed it right into Basil's chest wound. " Here, keep this dirt here, I heard it sponge's out snake poison, but maybe it will stop the bleeding... somehow. Just don't go anywhere, not yet.." Randu's eyes were glassy with fear and concern.  

[Link of the Gorons]

OOC: Yeah, especially the Moles! Love it!!!

IC: As Basil attempted to catch his breath, the endorphins and adrenaline had still yet to return to normal, but he knew how injured he was. It was the worst wound he had suffered in about two years. He didn't want to think about it, because he knew that would only make it worse. No, he opted for the first thing he could think of. Yes! It might work, at least for now...
"What are you doin--"
As he spoke the weasel had jammed dirt into his wound. It was a deep wound and the dirt made the pain tenfold worse than it was before.
"What in all the Carrots' Land are you thinking! You fool!!!" He shouts as he falls to the ground. He knew exactly what the weasel was thinking, or at least he hoped so. The weasel was right on. That was exactly what he would have done, but he had acted more rapidly. As a sudden cold began to over take his body, his eye lids grew limp. The last thing he heard was, "Just don't go anywhere, not yet."  

[Feces Underpants]

Randu watched as Basil slumped to the ground. Was he unconcious? Dead? He gave the massive rabbit a nudge with his paw. He was still warm and his chest rose and fell slowly, a good sign. His fur stood on edge as the shreak of the hawk could be heard in the distance. What if the raptor decided to come back? His polecat body was light and lithe, Basil was larger than himself and proved to be much heavier. He heaved and grunted, straining to move the weight. To no avail. Another idea formed in his mind, he quickly darted back and forth collecting branches full of leaves and underbrush. He covered Basil with as much foliage as possible to conceal his body. He also scattered more foliage all about just so the pile of branches didn't look too peculiar. It may fool overhead flying predators, but what about the land predators with a keen sense of smell? Rando went searching for a nice smelly, hot, heaping pile of fresh dung....