Corrupt a Wish

[Foof]

One of the most popular forum games ever. I'm sure most people know how this game works, but let's explain anyways.

Example:

Person 1: I wish I had a house made of chocolate!
Person 2: Granted, but the house melts while you are still inside.
I wish I had a pet tiger.

And then it goes on, wish after wish, corruption after corruption.

I'll start:

I wish I had my own place.  

[Bayonetta]

Until it got destroyed into pieces.

I wish I have panda express.  

[Saya_Feathertail]

Sure! Then the newbie cook accidentally burns all the food, and none of it is edible.

I wish I had a puppy!  

[Bayonetta]

I'd still eat that food. mad

Wish granted, But once you touch that puppy. Your puppy is dead.

I wish I can rule the world.  

[Foof]

Granted! But just as you gain control over the populous, the sun collides with the Earth!

I wish I didn't have allergies! *achoo!*  

[Saya_Feathertail]

Your wish is my command... but as soon as your alergies are gone, you're forced into the role of a ridiculesly famous Britney Spears impersonator.

I wish I could be a ninja!  

[Bayonetta]

I love the warmth. :3

As you wish, but you will die instantly.

I wish I could draw good. ; 3;  

[Foof]

Grant---whoa! ERROR! This wish is already true! ERROR-ERROR ::
And the world explodes!

I wish I had a meal of mashed potatoes and gravy!  

[Not a Tame Lion]

Granted. You just died of cardiac arrest, due to over-exposure to the graviness.

I wish Saya was at least halfway sane.
 

[Saya_Feathertail]

Hey! What if I don't want to be sane? gonk
 

[Kana Jade]

Granted, but then she realizes who you are and kills you off.

I wish I wasn't bored.  

[Foof]

Granted! You decide to scale the highest mountain in the world: Mount Everest! But you're so excited, you forget all the high tech gear and freeze as soon as you near the top!

I wish school was over!  

[Kana Jade]

Granted, but as school ends you are forced to go to summer school! MUAHAHAHAHA!

I wish my friend's brother would stop trying to kill me. ((Yes Saya- Zef.))  

[Foof]

Sad thing is...it's true!!!  

[Bayonetta]

Pfft. Look who's sad now. mad
(( Sorry, you didn't make a wish. x___x; ))

I wish I wasn't so sneezy. emo