[G] - Would you take it for free?

[TheEmoSalesman]

Yes. Cellphones are just useful.
A bag of $20 bills, but the bills are coated in an LSD solution so potent, that you trip out by just touching them.  

[Ronzalpha201]

yes, i'll just bag it and let the bank take care of it.

a ring in a middle of an atomic bomb.  

[TheEmoSalesman]

Is the bomb inert? Cuz if not, then no. xd
A Rolex, but it's in a dead guy's chest cavity and you have no rubber gloves.  

[Dreccas]

yes, becaus since when have i ever used gloves

a penny, tails side up  

[TheEmoSalesman]

Sure.
A 72-karat diamond, but it's in a hole, 20 feet deep, full of salt, barbed wire, and broken glass.  

[Dreccas]

i'd hafta say yes on that one, i'll use the money from the diamond to make it feel like the salt and barbed wire were never there

A pet gaurd dog, that will protect your stuff, but it needs lots of meat, lots and lots (and refuses to eat low grade junk)  

[TheEmoSalesman]

Sure. I'd sic it on you, let it kill you, steal the diamond from the previous scenario, and hock it to buy the dog its fancy meat.  

[Dreccas]

gonna give me a scenario??  

[cole the destroyer]

Here, I can go ahead and start it up again.

A deformed cactus or spotted cheese?

 

[Non Importance]

Yes. Deformed cactuses are plants too. c:

A hairy nickel.  

[Mai_Matsuko]

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Sure!! Though Im not sure what to do with it O.o

A stained bedsheet D:

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[Sapphire Raz]

Sure,, I'd wash it and then return it.

A bowl of Cracklin Oat Bran?  

[TheEmoSalesman]

A what now?

A pet bunny, indescribably cute, but the bunny is a devil-spawn bunny, son of the Bunny Satan, and is likely to bring about the Apocalypse?  

[Sapphire Raz]

I have a pet bunny named bun-bun, and he needs a partner so yes I would. Especially since my 2 rats are Pinky and the Brain brought to real life, bcuz they are plotting to take over the world. The bunny with the capability of bringing about the Apocalypse will suit them well....

A boat made out of a Giant Pickle?  

[TheEmoSalesman]

That was way more information than I ever needed to know.
No, I wouldn't...

The Hope Diamond?