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 Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:53 pm
((I'll start the new wish, then, I guess))
I wish that my hands could keep warm while typing
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:54 pm
Dreadon ((I'll start the new wish, then, I guess)) I wish that my hands could keep warm while typing BIZZAP! Your hands are warm, but suddenly they get too warm, and they catch on fire. I wish kittens could stay kittens forever.
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:56 pm
poofy! You get your wish but they become rabbit and diseased
I wish my sisters dog would go to sleep
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:57 pm
Blam!
Your sister's dog goes to sleep forever.
I wish Indiana wasn't involved in Daylight Savings Time now.
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Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:00 pm
poof! You get your wish...except it's never just neutral, it's either pitch black of so sunny you can't see!
I wish a job would just fall in my lap so I don't have to go looking for one.
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:51 am
PIYOW!!! A job lands directly in your lap. Congratulations. You're now employed at Joe's Septic Repairs. See you Monday
I wish for world peace and also a ham sandwich
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:55 am
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!! You now have a Ham sammich....WITH LETTUCE AND PICKLES AND ONIONS, causing you to go on a killing rampage!
I wish I had a working car.
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:57 am
SHAPISHAKOW!!! Your car works fine... after $12,302,087.59 worth of work. Have fun paying that off
This ham sandwich is great and all, but I'd still like a little world peace
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:31 am
PAIZOW!!!11!!! You get world peace, but only now because I am the great dictator of the entire world. All must bow before me or suffer my eternal wrath.
I wish I had a puppy sandwich.
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:20 am
SHAOKHAN!!! Your puppy sandwich has been given to you. Unfortunately, you didn't specify a FRESH puppy sandwich, and were therefore given a puppy sandwich that has been sitting out a little too long. The bread is slightly stale, the tomatoes are now warm, the lettuce has browned, and the mayonnaise has gone bad. Also, the puppy was none-too-fresh in the first place. Looks like next time you should think carefully about what kind of sandWISH you want. twisted
I wish that Seth McFarlane and Matt Groening would combine their comic genius and take characters from their existing shows and make the ultimate show EVER!
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:24 am
WIZZZAPUPAPAD!! They do infact do this and it is good. However, do to the increase fame of said artist a kiddy porn dungeon is found in MacFarlene's house, also he is dating a 17 year old, and is taken to jail where is his brutally murdered for being a child molester. After hearing this Groening can't go on with his life and jumps infront of a bus. Congrats no more Simpsons, Family Guy, or American Dad and It's all your fault.
I wish things exploded more.
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:27 am
PYPYPYPYPYPYPYKOOOOOOWWWW!!! Your thing explodes.
I wish I was skinny.
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:30 am
SHARKYSHARKYNINJAPLOOSH!!! You're skinny... BECAUSE A HORRIBLE PARASITE HAS BEEN LIVING IN YOUR STOMACH DISSOLVING YOUR ORGANS AND DEVOURING ANY FOOD YOU PERSONALLY EAT WHICH IN TURN HAS HEAVILY DETERIORATED YOUR LIFESPAN!!! Although, since he eats everything you eat instead, you managed to place 1st place at a hotdog eating contest... HOSTED BY WANDA SYKES, WHOM NOBODY LIKES!!! OK I've ranted for too long about your new crappy life.
I wish that this wish weren't going to be corrupted... sad
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:33 am
KUBLAKHAN!! You get an uncorrupted wish. However, do to the rules and regulations of this game your wish has to be corrupted and there for you don't actually get a wish. Like a fat chick in dodge ball....you're out.
I wish I was a fat chick in dodgeball.
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:38 am
PINICKYOCKYOCKYOKIO! You're a fat chick, and during a field trip to the combination meat-factory-slash-dodgeball-making-plant, you fall in a meat vat and get ground up, but you are separated from the rest of the meat and as they carry you out you're dropped into a dodgeball-rubber vat. You are now a fat chick in a dodgeball.
I wish I were better at s**t like this.
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