The Three-word-story

[Gurotsuki]

Long ago, there was a cat named Chicken. He closed the gate that led to Narnia. Then he took a lollipop and hit the Christmas tree that fell on the rabbit hole full of real mines which made him cried hard like a sad panda without any family who ate rotten tangerines and killed a troll. Suddenly, Mr. Chicken ran into a big ginormous kissing mouse that decided to hug Mr.Chicken instead of eating it, without any pants they sat together playing patty cake and make noises that sound like  

[RainbowFlavouredUnicorn]

Long ago, there was a cat named Chicken. He closed the gate that led to Narnia. Then he took a lollipop and hit the Christmas tree that fell on the rabbit hole full of real mines which made him cried hard like a sad panda without any family who ate rotten tangerines and killed a troll. Suddenly, Mr. Chicken ran into a big ginormous kissing mouse that decided to hug Mr.Chicken instead of eating it, without any pants they sat together playing patty cake and make noises that sound like a wet fish  

[haggardbat]

Long ago, there was a cat named Chicken. He closed the gate that led to Narnia. Then he took a lollipop and hit the Christmas tree that fell on the rabbit hole full of real mines which made him cried hard like a sad panda without any family who ate rotten tangerines and killed a troll. Suddenly, Mr. Chicken ran into a big ginormous kissing mouse that decided to hug Mr.Chicken instead of eating it, without any pants they sat together playing patty cake and make noises that sound like a wet fish. Chicken decided to  

[KV-Valentine_X_]

Long ago, there was a cat named Chicken. He closed the gate that led to Narnia. Then he took a lollipop and hit the Christmas tree that fell on the rabbit hole full of real mines which made him cried hard like a sad panda without any family who ate rotten tangerines and killed a troll. Suddenly, Mr. Chicken ran into a big ginormous kissing mouse that decided to hug Mr.Chicken instead of eating it, without any pants they sat together playing patty cake and make noises that sound like a wet fish. Chicken decided to eat the lizard and run off  

[Mistress Ylva]

Long ago, there was a cat named Chicken. He closed the gate that led to Narnia. Then he took a lollipop and hit the Christmas tree that fell on the rabbit hole full of real mines which made him cried hard like a sad panda without any family who ate rotten tangerines and killed a troll. Suddenly, Mr. Chicken ran into a big ginormous kissing mouse that decided to hug Mr.Chicken instead of eating it, without any pants they sat together playing patty cake and make noises that sound like a wet fish. Chicken decided to eat the lizard and run off with a dog  

[KV-Valentine_X_]

Long ago, there was a cat named Chicken. He closed the gate that led to Narnia. Then he took a lollipop and hit the Christmas tree that fell on the rabbit hole full of real mines which made him cried hard like a sad panda without any family who ate rotten tangerines and killed a troll. Suddenly, Mr. Chicken ran into a big ginormous kissing mouse that decided to hug Mr.Chicken instead of eating it, without any pants they sat together playing patty cake and make noises that sound like a wet fish. Chicken decided to eat the lizard and run off with a dog to the lake  

[Spottedteddybears]

Long ago, there was a cat named Chicken. He closed the gate that led to Narnia. Then he took a lollipop and hit the Christmas tree that fell on the rabbit hole full of real mines which made him cried hard like a sad panda without any family who ate rotten tangerines and killed a troll. Suddenly, Mr. Chicken ran into a big ginormous kissing mouse that decided to hug Mr.Chicken instead of eating it, without any pants they sat together playing patty cake and make noises that sound like a wet fish. Chicken decided to eat the lizard and run off with a dog to the lake but accidentally lost  

[Geek Sama]

Long ago, there was a cat named Chicken. He closed the gate that led to Narnia. Then he took a lollipop and hit the Christmas tree that fell on the rabbit hole full of real mines which made him cried hard like a sad panda without any family who ate rotten tangerines and killed a troll. Suddenly, Mr. Chicken ran into a big ginormous kissing mouse that decided to hug Mr.Chicken instead of eating it, without any pants they sat together playing patty cake and make noises that sound like a wet fish. Chicken decided to eat the lizard and run off with a dog to the lake but accidentally lost the keys to  

[Otaku Eva LT]

Sorry, for not being active. I had something like family problems, so I wasn't on much. Please don't kill me xD.
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Long ago, there was a cat named Chicken. He closed the gate that led to Narnia. Then he took a lollipop and hit the Christmas tree that fell on the rabbit hole full of real mines which made him cry hard like a sad panda without any family who ate rotten tangerines and killed a troll. Suddenly, Mr. Chicken ran into a big ginormous kissing mouse that decided to hug Mr.Chicken instead of eating it, without any pants they sat together playing patty cake and make noises that sound like a wet fish. Chicken decided to eat the lizard and run off with a dog to the lake but accidentally lost the keys to to United Kingdom.  

[Spottedteddybears]

@chilly: We won't kill you! We'd get sued! XD Just kidding!

Long ago, there was a cat named Chicken. He closed the gate that led to Narnia. Then he took a lollipop and hit the Christmas tree that fell on the rabbit hole full of real mines which made him cry hard like a sad panda without any family who ate rotten tangerines and killed a troll. Suddenly, Mr. Chicken ran into a big ginormous kissing mouse that decided to hug Mr.Chicken instead of eating it, without any pants they sat together playing patty cake and make noises that sound like a wet fish. Chicken decided to eat the lizard and run off with a dog to the lake but accidentally lost the keys to to United Kingdom. The UK died  

[KV-Valentine_X_]

Long ago, there was a cat named Chicken. He closed the gate that led to Narnia. Then he took a lollipop and hit the Christmas tree that fell on the rabbit hole full of real mines which made him cry hard like a sad panda without any family who ate rotten tangerines and killed a troll. Suddenly, Mr. Chicken ran into a big ginormous kissing mouse that decided to hug Mr.Chicken instead of eating it, without any pants they sat together playing patty cake and make noises that sound like a wet fish. Chicken decided to eat the lizard and run off with a dog to the lake but accidentally lost the keys to to United Kingdom. The UK died A horrible painful  

[Otaku Eva LT]

Long ago, there was a cat named Chicken. He closed the gate that led to Narnia. Then he took a lollipop and hit the Christmas tree that fell on the rabbit hole full of real mines which made him cry hard like a sad panda without any family who ate rotten tangerines and killed a troll. Suddenly, Mr. Chicken ran into a big ginormous kissing mouse that decided to hug Mr.Chicken instead of eating it, without any pants they sat together playing patty cake and make noises that sound like a wet fish. Chicken decided to eat the lizard and run off with a dog to the lake but accidentally lost the keys to to United Kingdom. The UK died A horrible painful Mass Effect explosion  

[KV-Valentine_X_]

Long ago, there was a cat named Chicken. He closed the gate that led to Narnia. Then he took a lollipop and hit the Christmas tree that fell on the rabbit hole full of real mines which made him cry hard like a sad panda without any family who ate rotten tangerines and killed a troll. Suddenly, Mr. Chicken ran into a big ginormous kissing mouse that decided to hug Mr.Chicken instead of eating it, without any pants they sat together playing patty cake and make noises that sound like a wet fish. Chicken decided to eat the lizard and run off with a dog to the lake but accidentally lost the keys to to United Kingdom. The UK died A horrible painful Mass Effect explosion to the music  

[Spottedteddybears]

Long ago, there was a cat named Chicken. He closed the gate that led to Narnia. Then he took a lollipop and hit the Christmas tree that fell on the rabbit hole full of real mines which made him cry hard like a sad panda without any family who ate rotten tangerines and killed a troll. Suddenly, Mr. Chicken ran into a big ginormous kissing mouse that decided to hug Mr.Chicken instead of eating it, without any pants they sat together playing patty cake and make noises that sound like a wet fish. Chicken decided to eat the lizard and run off with a dog to the lake but accidentally lost the keys to to United Kingdom. The UK died A horrible painful Mass Effect explosion to the music of Narnia. The