The Hangout....where sanity is overrated.

[Akahoshi]

No there is no shoe curse Langley, well not for me and I have 20 pairs of shoes in my inventory. But since it's you, you might have cursed shoes or maybe you have a cursed inventory. xd


And as far as Gaia and school/college go, I sit infront of a computer all day so I tend to be lucking about Gaia during any chance I get. sweatdrop  

[Sir Langley]

sdlkjfslkdsj I'm still an EX!?!?! gonk

Maybe I'M just cursed.

... jesus, 20 pairs of shoes, Akahoshi?!
Lmao, I have... three. And they're practically the same color. Black/red/grey

The most colorful things I have in my inventory, are the blue/pink underwear, and those August donation items... they're all gold and shiny. Other than that...  

[Abandoned Dreams]

Liseli - Do what's right to get you through school. Don't feel guilty about closing your shop; it's not like it has to be permanent. 3nodding

Lang - I can see you...?

I own...one pair of boots, some skeleton shoes and...that's it? lol


I'm teh cyborg ninja fairy! xd  

[Sir Langley]

You can see me, but you also called me Christmas Zorro or something... I'm not sure if I'd rather be THAT... or be an EXXX.... ninja

Cyborg Ninja Fairy with Hyper Velocity Panic Rolling Ability...  

[Abandoned Dreams]

I think I just called you Winter Zorro. xd Although that might actually require a snowman suit...

Cyborg Ninja Fairy Ultra Hyoper Velocity Panic Roll attack! KYAAAAAAA!  

[Sir Langley]

Pfaah!!!
Winter Zorro will neutralize your Ultra Hyper Velocity Panic Roll Attack with a Supreme Freezer Burn Slurpee Smash!! BAAAAAM!!!  

[Abandoned Dreams]

Oh, you think so, huh?

Your Supreme Freezer Burn Slurpee Smash, which turns out to be cherry-flavored, is deflected by my cyborg/ninja bandana, which repels all things slurpee-related! PIIIIIIING!!  

[Sir Langley]

*collective gasp!*
NOO!!! How DARE you?! Winter Zorro will have to use her Sub-Zero Santa's Workshop Arctic Wind Blast! In an attempt to FREEZE your Super Duper Ninjaborg headband reflection, and your cyborg circuitry along with it!! ZORT!  

[Abandoned Dreams]

GAH! The wiring freezes inside her cyborg/ninja headband, rendering it useless until it can thaw! She retaliates with a Flying Rant Queen Sonic Katana Attack, using the katana's finely honed blade to amplify the sound of her trademarked ranting. The pure logic alone has been known to render enemies stupefied and helpless!

HAVE ATCHU!  

[Sir Langley]

SHRIEK!!
Winter Zorro Wind can only somewhat muffle the Megaphone Rant!!
It's no good!!
Winter Zorro is now STUPEFIED!
This causes her to spin in circles with small arctic bird slippers and go Berserk. She now attacks at random with the Super Nazi Semi-Auto!!

KAJEEG!!  

[Abandoned Dreams]

The Cyborg Ninja Fairy is taken aback by the sudden onslaught, but quickly drops into an Evasive NonPanicky Roll (Type 27, to be exact). She dives under a piano for protection before unleashing an Anti-Super Nazi Semi-Auto attack known only as Uglification of '04 Blindingly Horrible Vision Obstruction Grand Finale!


UGLY NINJA CHI! EULAILIAAAAAAA!!!  

[Sir Langley]

ANYTHING BUT THAAAAAAT!!!! Winter Zorro has no random inanimate musical object to hide behind or under!!!



SHE IS UGLIFIED !!! And in a blind rage induced by the uglification, Winter Zorro begins Pseudo Self Destruct Sequence!!!!
GWRRRRRGAGAGAGA  

[Abandoned Dreams]

The Cyborg Ninja Fairy is so surprised the the fantastic awesomeness of the rendition of their battle that she halts her attack and laughs hysterically. So hysterically, in fact, that she catches fire. Needless to say, Cyborg Ninja Fairies are impervious to open flame and can unleash Flame Pillar of Hysteria Boiling Lava Explosions in order to counter-act devastating Pseudo Self-Destruct Sequences!

HAAAZZZAAAMMMEEEETTTTAAAA!!!  

[Sir Langley]

AHAH! Secretive Sitzkrieg Attack successful!!!
The brief pause for hysterical laughter has given Winter Zorro the opportunity to halt Pseudo Self-Destruct, and launch the Gargantuan Whirlwind of Icy Blinding Blitzkrieg Speed!!!!
She now moves towards the Flame Pillar of Hysteria Boiling Lava Explosions with supreme agility and supreme Deep Freeze Slurpification powers!!

FOR THE ICE AAAAGE!!!!

KWAAAAAHHDOOOOOO!!!!  

[Abandoned Dreams]

Will the Cyborg Ninja Fairy's Flame Pillar of Hysteria Boiling Lava Attack be able to withstand Winter Zorro's new aggressions?!

Will Winter Zorro be able to quench the flames with her Gargantuan Whirlwind of Icy Blinding Blitzkrieg Speed attack?

Will the guild members have any idea whatsoever what's going on?


Tune in next time!