Left 4 Dead RolePlay

[sparten117333]

Kyle looked behind him and saw a tanks really big and green arm.He limped slowly over to the guy and said "Sorry I'm just kinda jumpy.I've already been chased by a tank but I got away by outsmarting it."He sat next to the car and then said "Wait did you say a safe house."  

[ZombieApocalypseSurvivor]

"We can outsmart it, too. We just need someone fast that can lead it into the open so we can kill it, preferrably someone that can jump and climb fast. Otherwise we'll need to draw it out another way. Either way, we need a plan. Does anyone have a molotov by chance? We can light him on fire, and I'll throw my Bile bomb. That will help us take him down easier." Horatio said in a soft whisper, afraid the sound of talking would alert the tank of their presence.  

[sparten117333]

Kyle moaned and said "I think I sprained my ankle."He then thought I can tell them how I killed the tank. Kyle stood up and said "I caught a tank in a room and then threw a pipe bomb at it.It didnt know what it was so it just blew it up." He reached onto his back and grabbed a pipe bomb. He then said "I can sneak up and throw the pipe bomb in the room if you want. So we can get to a safe room."  

[XXDemonic TwinkieXX]

"Ok I will draw it out. George ran out behind cover from the car. George shot a couple rounds at the tank with his ak-47. The tank turned around and rushed at George. George rushed at the tank as well but at the last second George jumped up in mid air and landed on the tanks back. George stabbed the tank in the back of its head.  

[sparten117333]

((2 quick things. 1.Tanks are taller than anybody could jump 2.uhhhh what would a knife do))  

[qbal99]

"Th...Tha...That's a tank?" Joshua gasped. "It's, uh, kinda...Big." He took out his combat shotgun and fired a clip into the tanks head. "And it fricken' eats bullets. Great." He reloaded and fired another clip into it. "Good thing I washed my hands like ceda said to! Forget bullets, little bit of soap will take these brain eaters down!" He laughed, then his face went blank. "But really, how do we kill this thing?" He reloaded and fired another clip into it. The tank bellowed and charged at him. "Um, guys, help! HELP! HEEEELP!" He tried to run and the tank punched him. He crashed into a wall and fell to the ground. "Help..."

(I'm assuming we're going by the game logic so I can get a health pack and didn't just kill myself off?)  

[sparten117333]

Kyle yelled "I knew that guy that lured the tank out was dumn."He grabbed his auto shotgun and shot the tank to get its attention.The tank ran at him and screamed.In the middle of the scream Kyle chucked the pipe-bomb at the tank trying to kill it.The tank grabbed the pipe bomb and threw it away.Kyle yelled "God help me." He tried to run but his leg slowed him down.He then shot at least 3 clip of ammo at the tank but it still came.Kyle yelled "Help me someone help."  

[XXDemonic TwinkieXX]

George turned around and shot the tank in the back with five clips into the tank. The tank fell to the ground dead. George walked over to the ignorant a*****e that lied on the ground. "Next time you call me out of my name I will make you pay for it got it?"  

[sparten117333]

((Uhhh im not on the ground.))

Kyle sighed and said "Thanks but the thing is I dont know your name."Kyle walked over to the tank and shot it in the head and said "always listen to anything it said in the movie ZombieLand."Kyle took a step and his ankle still hurt.He then yelled "Shouldnt we head to the safe house where ever it is."  

[ZombieApocalypseSurvivor]

(Kanji, no godmodding. First out of three warnings)

Horatio reloaded his combat rifle and walked over to the dead tank.

"Ugly sun of a b***h ain't he?" he said, shooting it once more in the forehead, "Come on. We gotta get out of here before anything else shows up."

Horatio walked over to Joshua, helping him up.

"Come on, dude, it ain't that bad," Horatio said as he got Joshua to his feet, "Take some pills, they'll help you feel better," Horatio said, handing a bottle of pain pills to Joshua, "And George, either you calm the hell down, or find your own damn way to the safe room. We're fighting zombies, NOT EACH OTHER!"  

[XXDemonic TwinkieXX]

(Hm how would you define godmodding?)

"Ok it is ok that you are taking his side." George said with a slight evil smirk on his face. "So where to next oh fearless leader?''  

[sparten117333]

((Godmodding is never getting hurt, automatically killing something, and basically saying what the other people do in your posts.)) Kyle yelled "Do you guys think theres ammo anywhere soon because Im out for my auto shotgun.I just have my magnum pistol."He checked everywhere on his body for ammo but he didnt have any.  

[ZombieApocalypseSurvivor]

"Here's the plan: We'l lall go back to the saferoom, stock up on ammo, and run for it. We gotta hurry, I doubt we can get out before the next horde. But we can sure as hell try. So, on three, We all run to the saferoom as fast as we can, grab ammo, and everyone follow either me or Vincent. If we have to split up, it will be in two groups, me in one and Vincent in the other, that way you guys can find your way to the saferoom. Ready?"

(Godmodding is jumping onto the back of a tank and holding onto it. You can;t do that in the game, let's try to keep as close to the game as possible please)  

[XXDemonic TwinkieXX]

(So you saying we have to do everything mostly exactly like the game?)

''Yup."

(Sorry for the one word post do we run now?)