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 Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:57 am
JIZZAMM!! steak is now only $1, but now cows are extinct because of such a high consumption rate of the animal. plus, you have a bowel infection for no explained reason.
I wish that I can find a new job before Christmas.
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 1:12 am
Shazzam! You found a job, but man does it suck! So you decide to quit and your back at square one.
I wish my neck didn't hurt when I'm at the computer for to long.
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:24 pm
JIZZUM!!! Your neck feels so much better now, but only after you had your spine removed and now you are super floppy!
I wish I make it to my friend's party this weekend without any problems.
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:32 pm
BLoobadie bloobadie! You got there perfectly fine, but the only person that was there was you.
I wish for a money tree!
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:45 am
Sheeebeeedeeeshoooo!!!!
The Tree appears in your yard,however it produces nothing because it's cold outside and dies before spring.
I wish 2+2 actually equaled 4.56783.so it does round to 5
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 8:30 am
Plederlederdoo!!! 2+2 now technically equals 5. However, you've just proven some ******** right when he sang a song that was like "2+2 does no alwasy equal 4" and because of that the stupid ******** retard won some kind of award and Drew Duncan aka ChaosSanctum went on a killing rampage destroying all things that came in 2's.
I wish that I was falling and Spiderman saved me
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:01 pm
KASPLIGGITYPUKYEW! Spider-Man sees you and comes to your rescue. Unfortunately, he still doesn't realize that he has to counter the velocity at which you're falling and web lines you, making you abruptly stop. The force of the stop makes you break your neck and your back, killing you in much the same way Gwen Stacy died.
I wish I had my own place.
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:34 pm
nabanabababa!!
You have a shack!! LOL
I wish I knew who Gwen Staci is.
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:14 am
PLOWKING! You know exactly who Gwen Staci is. YOUR REAL MOTHER! And now she's dead apparently. Good job, jerk.
I wish that this guy rofl was real
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 3:47 pm
KAPLIGGITYSPOOSH! The spinning guy is real, and his spinning head hypnotizes the entirety of the world, and humans are now slaves under him. Way to go dickcheese.
...I wish I knew what the hell dickcheese was...
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:22 pm
Spligiddyppooosh! You do know what it means, but man you really didn't want it! It's so gross that you practicly die of horror and live on the 4th floor always talking about dickcheese.
I wish you tube wasn't on a schedualed down time.
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:41 am
WIGGERWICKERSPAN!!! YouTube is not that thing you just said. However, so many people visit it now that even NASA computers take at least 10 minutes to load a 2 minute clip. Imagine how long your crap computer takes... twisted
I wish that Daddy would quit hitting Mommy
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:42 am
SPORKKAFIZZABLIGGY!! Now Daddy hits you.
I wish I could sleep right now.
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:52 am
ogogogogogoogagoo!!
You develop narcolepsy, the funniest disease known to man.
I wish wishing was like washing so washing was magical.
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 12:01 pm
SPIFFFYSUPPOW! Now washing is magical! Unfortunately, magic washing only works on magical garb and items. And since there's no such thing as normal washing your normal clothes all get ruined and disintigrated. You can no longer wash your own body since you're not magical, and now you and your clothes smell horrible. And since there are no actual wizards or warlocks, nobody can reverse this stinky wish, and nobody can invent magical clothing
I wish I had a real Gwee the Dragon in real life
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