The LIAR! Game.

[sketchfiend]

LIAR! Sasuke cannot cook, he burns everything! (including cereal)

Everyone secretly wants to sleep with Jiraiya.  

[x_LoveObject_x]

Liar! Everyone HAS secretly slept with Jiraiya! XD

Kakashi has a little black book of everyone he's been with  

[Rin Tori]

Liar! Sasuke has a little black book of everyone he's been with.

Itachi killed his family so he wouldn't have to deal with his fanclub anymore.  

[Ciceros_Cupcake_Republic]

Liar!!! He killed everyone to make him seem cool so his fanclub would increase!!!

Gaara tries WAY too hard to be a goth and that's why he wears eyeliner and fishnet and stuff.  

[erogaki]

Liar! Gaara's not goth, he's emo! <3

Akamaru has rainbow lazers  

[Selenai]

Liar!! Only Pakkon has rainbow lazers surprised

Sasuke ran away from Konohagakure because only Orochimaru would help to protect him and his sekrit incestuous pregnancy surprised  

[[~Sammi~]]

Liar!! He ran away from Konoha to have orochimaru help him GET secretly and incestuiously pregnant!

Deidara was actually a woman at one point. His name was Shirley.  

[x_LoveObject_x]

Liar! His name was Julie. x.x

Itachi loves fish sticks.  

[sketchfiend]

Liar! The only fishstick he puts in his mouth is Kisame's.

Sai has a little shrine dedicated to Naruto's p***s in his closet. xd  

[x_LoveObject_x]

Liar! He has shrines to all male shinobi's p***s' in his closet!

Kabuto makes money for the Oto by selling narcotics (and sex enhancements XD).  

[sketchfiend]

Liar! he also peddles date-rape drugs!

Shizune's deepest fear is being smothered by Tsunade's breasts.  

[Chieira]

Liar! Shizune's preferable cause of death is being smothered by Tsunade's breasts.

Sasuke sleeps with a stuffed penguin named Mr. Snuffles.  

[x_LoveObject_x]

Liar! It's a stuffed Tomato named Mr.Red!

Itachi pimps out Deidara and Hidan to raise money for Akatsuki.  

[Ginakage]

*really wants to play but is fired* ...  

[PlushieLovah]

LIAR! Itachi pimps himself out to raise funds for Akatsuki

Deidara raped Gaara's dead body O.O