The LIAR! Game.

[Truffle Pop]

Liar! It was the Snow white and the Seven Dwarfs! He was Doc!

Neji's really blind.  

[storo]

liar he just pretends to be blind so he can grope hot guys

zabuza is haku's uke  

[Truffle Pop]

Liar! Haku will always submit to his master! D< I might kill you now for saying such things...

Sasuke really hates ramen since Naruto spends more time with it then him.  

[Ginakage]

Liar! He heates ramen because it just proves that Naruto likes noodles... when he first found out he had to go home and change his shorts. >=]

Akamaru's actually a girl dog.  

[Avdima]

Liar! Akamaru is actually a hermaphrodite!

Kiba had Akamaru's puppies!!^__^  

[The Devil Has Eyes]

Liar! That was with Kakashi's dogs! (we still don't know who the father is...)

Naruto is illiterate  

[sketchfiend]

Liar! You mean illegitimate. xd

Tobi sniffs panties as a hobby.  

[The Devil Has Eyes]

Liar! He steals boxers from bishies as a hobby!

Deidara's hands are actually painted on, he just pretends they're real to look cool  

[Ginakage]

Liar! They're real alright... according to everyone in the Akatsuki. I mean, they don't called him The "Akatsuki wh*re" for nothing ^^;

Neji straightens his hair... Hinata straightens Neji's hair for him.  

[The Devil Has Eyes]

Liar! Neji's hair is naturally straight, although he isn't xd

Kiba can pick his nose with his tongue  

[The Devil Has Eyes]

Liar! He saves it for Lee!

Shino has a secret fetish for jukeboxes  

[The Devil Has Eyes]

Liar! It's so he can dry hump Kakashi!

Lee actually has a switch on his back that makes him either YOUTHFUL! or EMOOOO!