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 Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:42 am
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IceFantasy Wingly Princess IceFantasy Wingly Princess ChronoSpark >.> i got nothin to hide.. my body isn't bad u__u @Taylr: .__. i dunno, i was horny so i whacked off, and the..uhh..outcome...was crap >.>
Dude, that sucks. You should pay more attention the next time your masturbating. 3nodding
Did you know that ejaculating regularly can help prevent prostate cancer? Similarly, girls who 'swallow' are apparently less at risk for getting breast cancer. Talk about a win-win situation! xD
I knew about the first ... but come on, the second one ... NO FREAKING WAY scream ... thats got to some horny assed scientists guys getting together and spreading this crap ... just so girls think they have to swallow to not get breast cancer ... stare FREAKING LYING SCIENTIST DUDES ...
Haha, it's possible. But I mean, semen isn't exactly unhealthy for you. So I dunno. You could apply that same logic with the masturbating more often... A bunch of horny scientist guys just might wanna make it sound okay to jack off all the time. -shrug-
but sometimes it just tastes so gross ... not speaking from experience at all ... nope nope ... sweet innocent angel ... right here XD !!!!
>.> yeah RIGHT...*push* |
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IceFantasy rolled 8 6-sided dice:
2, 3, 5, 6, 5, 6, 6, 4
Total: 37 (8-48)
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:42 am
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Wingly Princess ChronoSpark Wingly Princess
LOL! No, what you should do, is stand on the corner with a picket sign that says, "Will give the cure for breast cancer! Only $20!!" And women will come up to you, 20 bucks flailing in the air, being like, "Omg! The cure for breast cancer, really? Well count me in! What do I have to do?" And you'll just look at them and say, "Suck my d**k."
HAHAHAHA!!! LMFAO!! XD OMG!! ..."get down and suck it, biatch" XD!!!!
And what's so great about that is, not only will you get twenty bucks, you ALSO get a b*****b! Yay!! Aren't you so glad I think of these things? xDD
Its just a pity I'm not a guy ... who could take advantage of such clever ideas XD |
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:42 am
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IceFantasy Wingly Princess IceFantasy Wingly Princess ChronoSpark >.> i got nothin to hide.. my body isn't bad u__u @Taylr: .__. i dunno, i was horny so i whacked off, and the..uhh..outcome...was crap >.>
Dude, that sucks. You should pay more attention the next time your masturbating. 3nodding
Did you know that ejaculating regularly can help prevent prostate cancer? Similarly, girls who 'swallow' are apparently less at risk for getting breast cancer. Talk about a win-win situation! xD
I knew about the first ... but come on, the second one ... NO FREAKING WAY scream ... thats got to some horny assed scientists guys getting together and spreading this crap ... just so girls think they have to swallow to not get breast cancer ... stare FREAKING LYING SCIENTIST DUDES ...
Haha, it's possible. But I mean, semen isn't exactly unhealthy for you. So I dunno. You could apply that same logic with the masturbating more often... A bunch of horny scientist guys just might wanna make it sound okay to jack off all the time. -shrug-
but sometimes it just tastes so gross ... not speaking from experience at all ... nope nope ... sweet innocent angel ... right here XD !!!!
This is very true.... I've noticed that after they've had beer... ugh. So disgusting. Never give drunk bjs. Ever. ><;
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K i D D__xx rolled 8 6-sided dice:
3, 2, 6, 2, 5, 3, 4, 6
Total: 31 (8-48)
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:44 am
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IceFantasy Wingly Princess ChronoSpark Wingly Princess
LOL! No, what you should do, is stand on the corner with a picket sign that says, "Will give the cure for breast cancer! Only $20!!" And women will come up to you, 20 bucks flailing in the air, being like, "Omg! The cure for breast cancer, really? Well count me in! What do I have to do?" And you'll just look at them and say, "Suck my d**k."
HAHAHAHA!!! LMFAO!! XD OMG!! ..."get down and suck it, biatch" XD!!!!
And what's so great about that is, not only will you get twenty bucks, you ALSO get a b*****b! Yay!! Aren't you so glad I think of these things? xDD
Its just a pity I'm not a guy ... who could take advantage of such clever ideas XD
I know honestly!! It's things like this that make me wish I had a p***s sometimes... ><;;
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IceFantasy rolled 8 6-sided dice:
4, 3, 5, 5, 5, 4, 4, 1
Total: 31 (8-48)
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:45 am
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ChronoSpark IceFantasy Wingly Princess IceFantasy Wingly Princess ChronoSpark >.> i got nothin to hide.. my body isn't bad u__u @Taylr: .__. i dunno, i was horny so i whacked off, and the..uhh..outcome...was crap >.>
Dude, that sucks. You should pay more attention the next time your masturbating. 3nodding
Did you know that ejaculating regularly can help prevent prostate cancer? Similarly, girls who 'swallow' are apparently less at risk for getting breast cancer. Talk about a win-win situation! xD
I knew about the first ... but come on, the second one ... NO FREAKING WAY scream ... thats got to some horny assed scientists guys getting together and spreading this crap ... just so girls think they have to swallow to not get breast cancer ... stare FREAKING LYING SCIENTIST DUDES ...
Haha, it's possible. But I mean, semen isn't exactly unhealthy for you. So I dunno. You could apply that same logic with the masturbating more often... A bunch of horny scientist guys just might wanna make it sound okay to jack off all the time. -shrug-
but sometimes it just tastes so gross ... not speaking from experience at all ... nope nope ... sweet innocent angel ... right here XD !!!! >.> yeah RIGHT...*push*
stare ... *slaps you hard ... then pushes you back*
That wasnt very nice now, was it ... |
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:45 am
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Wingly Princess IceFantasy Wingly Princess ChronoSpark Wingly Princess
LOL! No, what you should do, is stand on the corner with a picket sign that says, "Will give the cure for breast cancer! Only $20!!" And women will come up to you, 20 bucks flailing in the air, being like, "Omg! The cure for breast cancer, really? Well count me in! What do I have to do?" And you'll just look at them and say, "Suck my d**k."
HAHAHAHA!!! LMFAO!! XD OMG!! ..."get down and suck it, biatch" XD!!!!
And what's so great about that is, not only will you get twenty bucks, you ALSO get a b*****b! Yay!! Aren't you so glad I think of these things? xDD
Its just a pity I'm not a guy ... who could take advantage of such clever ideas XD
I know honestly!! It's things like this that make me wish I had a p***s sometimes... ><;;
>.> it's comments like these that make me almost believe Freud's theories concerning "p***s envy" in women XD |
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IceFantasy rolled 8 6-sided dice:
1, 1, 3, 4, 4, 2, 2, 4
Total: 21 (8-48)
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:47 am
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Wingly Princess IceFantasy Wingly Princess IceFantasy Wingly Princess ChronoSpark >.> i got nothin to hide.. my body isn't bad u__u @Taylr: .__. i dunno, i was horny so i whacked off, and the..uhh..outcome...was crap >.>
Dude, that sucks. You should pay more attention the next time your masturbating. 3nodding
Did you know that ejaculating regularly can help prevent prostate cancer? Similarly, girls who 'swallow' are apparently less at risk for getting breast cancer. Talk about a win-win situation! xD
I knew about the first ... but come on, the second one ... NO FREAKING WAY scream ... thats got to some horny assed scientists guys getting together and spreading this crap ... just so girls think they have to swallow to not get breast cancer ... stare FREAKING LYING SCIENTIST DUDES ...
Haha, it's possible. But I mean, semen isn't exactly unhealthy for you. So I dunno. You could apply that same logic with the masturbating more often... A bunch of horny scientist guys just might wanna make it sound okay to jack off all the time. -shrug-
but sometimes it just tastes so gross ... not speaking from experience at all ... nope nope ... sweet innocent angel ... right here XD !!!!
This is very true.... I've noticed that after they've had beer... ugh. So disgusting. Never give drunk bjs. Ever. ><;
I would never ...
*shudders at the memories of almost gagging* .... so gross ... |
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:47 am
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:47 am
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IceFantasy ChronoSpark IceFantasy Wingly Princess IceFantasy I knew about the first ... but come on, the second one ... NO FREAKING WAY scream ... thats got to some horny assed scientists guys getting together and spreading this crap ... just so girls think they have to swallow to not get breast cancer ... stare FREAKING LYING SCIENTIST DUDES ...
Haha, it's possible. But I mean, semen isn't exactly unhealthy for you. So I dunno. You could apply that same logic with the masturbating more often... A bunch of horny scientist guys just might wanna make it sound okay to jack off all the time. -shrug-
but sometimes it just tastes so gross ... not speaking from experience at all ... nope nope ... sweet innocent angel ... right here XD !!!! >.> yeah RIGHT...*push* ... *slaps you hard ... then pushes you back* That wasnt very nice now, was it ...
OW...!...*rubs his cheek* ;___; wtf... |
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:48 am
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:48 am
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:49 am
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:49 am
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ChronoSpark Wingly Princess ChronoSpark >.> it's comments like these that make me almost believe Freud's theories concerning "p***s envy" in women XD
Dude, p***s envy so exists! Hello... really butch lesbians? Yeah, they totally wish they had a d**k. I do only sometimes... like in the last instance. And also when I'm in the woods. It's so much more convenient to be able to pee standing up!!
@Ice
Yeah girl... you SHOW him who's boss!! x3
>.>;; alright, then... *wonders if anyone saw his educational post concerning orgasms* .___.
I saw! And yes, tis true. My fingers hurt from typing so much, btw. xD
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IceFantasy rolled 8 6-sided dice:
5, 4, 5, 3, 4, 1, 5, 3
Total: 30 (8-48)
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:50 am
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ChronoSpark Wingly Princess IceFantasy Wingly Princess ChronoSpark Wingly Princess
LOL! No, what you should do, is stand on the corner with a picket sign that says, "Will give the cure for breast cancer! Only $20!!" And women will come up to you, 20 bucks flailing in the air, being like, "Omg! The cure for breast cancer, really? Well count me in! What do I have to do?" And you'll just look at them and say, "Suck my d**k."
HAHAHAHA!!! LMFAO!! XD OMG!! ..."get down and suck it, biatch" XD!!!!
And what's so great about that is, not only will you get twenty bucks, you ALSO get a b*****b! Yay!! Aren't you so glad I think of these things? xDD
Its just a pity I'm not a guy ... who could take advantage of such clever ideas XD
I know honestly!! It's things like this that make me wish I had a p***s sometimes... ><;;
>.> it's comments like these that make me almost believe Freud's theories concerning "p***s envy" in women XD
I just said it was a pity ... not that I wished a had a p***s ... mind you, I think guys get the easier part of life ... yep yep |
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:52 am
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ChronoSpark Wingly Princess IceFantasy I would never ... *shudders at the memories of almost gagging* .... so gross ...
Oh man I know, it sucks so bad sometimes. Especially because of that lovely gag reflex... mmm. It's wonderful. ¬¬
*thinks of deepthroating* o.o... hmmm
xd Yes yes, the deepthroat... Guys are SO inconsiderate concerning that [well... most of them]. They're like, dude, it's not that bad, and I'm like exCUSE me, but when was the last time YOU had an erect phallus shoved down YOUR throat!?? And then they just stare at me, blankly. ^^;
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