Once Apon a Time

[Forbidden Manji]

to create a  

[Die Ende]

wicked awesome bonfire  

[Imature Dork]

to bad everything  

[Die Ende]

According to the  

[Imature Dork]

game guide was  

[Karin_Hanazono]

Out of wack!  

[Forbidden Manji]

Dun dun dun!  

[Die Ende]

But then, Pho-tan  

[Karin_Hanazono]

Made chocolate-chip cookies

(Mwahahaha! Fear the hyphen!!!)  

[Die Ende]

(Oh, oh! I fear it!)

for enV-tan and  

[Forbidden Manji]

Psycho-ton who'd rather  

[Karin_Hanazono]

KILL THE COOKIES!

(Who are these character refferences that I do not understand? Pho-Tan and whatnot.)  

[Forbidden Manji]

So he used

(We named are phones, ipods, Ds, psp ect)  

[Die Ende]

(enV-tan is my cell phone)

Link as a  

[Karin_Hanazono]

hammer to pound

(My cell phone is Bunny-tron then!)