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 Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 12:43 pm
haaam turkeeeey sangwwiiiich!!!
Yah, now you have a little dragon, but he has a chronic pissing problem and his piss just so happens to be acid. So it burns you house you and an annoying seven year old's neighbor's sister's aunts cat. Since that cat dies it brings much sadness into the world. The sister's aunt's cat was actually adolf Hitler's best freind as a child and he loved that cat very much. Adolf was grief stricken and decided to take his anger out on jews because he assumed the dragon was Jewish and hated cats. Adolf hated jewish dragons!!
i wish that story made more sense
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 12:57 pm
PISSOFWANKERGOOBLEDOO! The story is re-written by Drew aka ChaosSanctum:
"You now have a little dragon, but he has a chronic pissing problem. He pisses on Adolf Hitler's pet cat, who happens to be allergic to dragon pee, and dies suddenly of the aforementioned allergy. Hitler asks whose dragon peed on his cat, when someone spoke up "It was Drew!" However Hitler has bad hearing and could have sworn they said "It's the Jew!" and swore his revenge on the Jews. We all know what happens next. And this was all thanks to a wish made by Ranmyaku/ChaosSanctum, and both of them are hunted down and killed for their lovely pelts."
I wish that I had a fancy wall-clock to put in my room
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 12:54 pm
KASPLIGGITYNIGNOG! You now have a wall clock to hang in your room. However it's too heavy for the nail it's hanging on and falls off and crushes you whilst you sleep. But you live, albeit a horrible mangled life. Sucks to be you.
I wish I had another paycheck to go splurge.
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 12:59 pm
KAJIGGER! You have another paycheck, and you splurge it completely. However, your roommates get super pissed that you're splurging your checks and kick you out on your a** with nowhere to stay. Your stuff gets stolen cause you have nowhere to store it, too.
I wish Casey had another apartment to live in
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:32 am
JIigggitty!! Casey finds an apartment, sucks for whoever!!
I wish centipedes did not have 100 legs.
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:47 pm
KABLAAM!!
Centipedes don't have 100 legs. They have 2384709827348 legs minimum! And there's one in your house with so many legs that you're currently suffocating by centipede leg.
Haha Sole Asphyxiation! (Hopefully there's a GDer in here.)
I wish I had a Pugle puppy.
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:10 pm
WHIPPYKUTANG! You have a Pugle puppy. Umm... it dies... I'm not too sure what a Pugle puppy is... sweatdrop
I wish that things went right in my life for a change. Like, dead right. As in so right I'm right handed now and everything is how i want it instead of how God thinks it should be
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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:29 pm
Fooopuuuffff!!! Drew you arer now the most wanyed guy on the planet hot women always want you, the ugly ones know not to try, your well off, you don't need a job because, your so well known. You are in incredibly good shape. Everything is right however so it takes so much longer to do stuff, like turning right, you can't even type with your left hand and you must choke the chicken only with your right hand. The left half of the worl is gone, but nobody could decide which is left and the world was turned inside out killing billions. Oh and some how your fat agian.
I wish I could have a battle of epic proportions.
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:22 pm
kerpluuiiiee! You get your battle of epic perportions, trouble is your died in the process.
I wish my back didnt hurt
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:37 am
supppa duppa!! A ninja breaks you neck but you survive, now you feel nothing from your eyebrows down,lol.
I wish knives were socially accepted to play with in class.
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:40 pm
Shapow!
Knives are now socially acceptable to play with in class. However, a kid sitting next to you is borderline retarded and slips when trying to catch his knife. It cuts you across both eyes and now you're blind. That sucks.
I wish I could work my job 24/7 to keep my mind occupied.
(BTW Drew, a pugle is a new breed of dog: A pug and beagle mix. They have the body of a beagle, but the colors and wrinkles of a pug.)
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 12:54 pm
(That sounds like a very ugly dog)
ruuufffy Ruuff! You must now work at your job everyday all day, but becuase of it you pass out from exhaustion for 5 minutes. The companies pissed and fires you for not working the entire 24 hours. You are laid off and become a bum doing nothing the rest of your life.
I wish tomatoes were a vegetable (since they're actually a fruit)
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:58 pm
BLINGATY BOO. Tomatoes are now a vegetable, but so is ketchup. Now cafeterias are going crazy trying to accomodate the new vegetable in to their menu. As a result of the craziness, a ketchup factory explodes in Chicago. The explosion causes a tidal wave of ketchup that kills 15,000 in the midwest. I wish old, fat, rich ladies weren't so bitchy! (  Puggles in my opinion are ADORABLE.)
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:16 am
((yeah that is a kinda cute dog.... but I've seen much cuter before))
Rich old ladies aren't bitches, and as a result the stupid ******** old people downstairs don't call the cops on me and Matt (aka Bobghoti) for making a little noise...
Wait... that wasn't corrupted at all! Umm... uh... mm... erm... a baby dies in the process somehow... yeah... and it's your fault... sweatdrop
I wish that the pirates would die so that the ninja could win the unending war of "Pirates vs. Ninja"
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:22 pm
SPELUNKING! We do, but then the war is ending instead of unending. There's no threat now that the pirates are gone, so you don't know what to do with yourself. You slack on your training and lose your skills, because since the pirates are gone there's no point. Meanwhile, the pirates form a resistance movement and slowly regain their numbers. When enough recruits are gained, they attack the ninja. You fight long and hard, but the pirates are better, since you had lost most of your skills. The Pirates overtake you and send you and your comrading ninjas to sleep with the fishes. The Pirates rule the land forevermore.
I wish I wasn't so detail oriented.
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