OOC - NO U

[Essemecks]

Chaplain Fenix

Kick him in the throat.

Grab head with right hand.
Throw by head with right hand.
Gouge right eye with right hand.
Gouge left eye with right hand.
Grab throat with left hand.
Choke throat with left hand.
[repeat]

win.  

[The Last Pedigree]

Ecks X

take a... what are you talking about ?

I stabbed him in the eye with a foot long blade.  

[Fengrading]

I pulled the eyes out of the Elves' druid in one of the forest camps. After breaking his knee with a spear I threw from the shadows of a tree.

I also set myself on fire trying to burn the retreat down and ring some crippled elves in burning shrubbery.

Fire hurts.  

[Designated Hero]

Did you bear hug an elf while you were on fire?  

[ragingtofu]

Chaplain Fenix

Fire hurts.

Fire BAD.  

[Essemecks]

Recently had my lower body removed by a legendary swordsman. Believe it or not, that killed me.  

[Fengrading]

I couldn't find any. It's pretty hard to navigate the forest camp because there are no maps or landmarks, so once you kill a majority of the elves it's just woodland. Since I strangled most of them in their sleep during the night, there were very few left.

It should also be noted that the danger level for elves is slightly schizophrenic. I could strangle any number of sleeping elves to death no problem, but once a guard started fighting back in his sleep. Not only did he block like ten attempts to grab him, but his first and only counterattack was to stab me in the heart with a spear.

A very poor way to end an adventure.  

[Fengrading]

Brendyn Rogel

Recently had my lower body removed by a legendary swordsman. Believe it or not, that killed me.

Left hand > Elf Guard upper body
Right hand > Elf guard lower body

Dual wielding has never been so fun.  

[The Last Pedigree]

...he just shrugged it off. I'm not even sure I want to fight anymore, who the ******** shrugs off a foot long blade to the eye. Even if you're a lion the size of a horse, a foot long blade is still going to penetrate the brain.  

[Eternal Dirge]

yeah Slifer that's a good time to walk away.  

[ragingtofu]

I'm no doctor. But I would think that a foot long blade to the eye would pierce the brain. And cause blood loss. And immediate shock. All leading to death.  

[The Last Pedigree]

I'm happy to go with him just losing an eye, and give him the benefit of the doubt that a foot long blade may not penetrate the brain. I'm kind of surprised he's still up after losing an eye however. He's doing this thing though that every time he shape shifts he heals. At one point I threw a dagger in his face while he was transforming, from 10 foot away. He blocked with his arm, fair enough, and then the arm completely healed once he was transformed. It's kind of cheap, if he says he still has the eye I'm calling it a day.  

[Uberwulf X]

guys, be nice. i'm sure he has a History of Violence™ ability.

 

[Ryugi Kazamaru]

At that point, you hug them, and go supernova. Turn them into a big charred block of ashes. At least, that's what I like to do against total douchebags with crazy healing. Unless they're immune to fire, in which case I curse and do something else nasty.  

[Fengrading]

He'll... Break a coffee pot over your face and shoot you in the foot?