OOC - NO U

[opaj]

Ah, well that's okay then.


I am good. Tired, but I need stay up a while more yet. And how are you?  

[Abyssal Majesty]

Coughing up my kidneys through my ears!

=3

Why do you needta stay up?

 

[opaj]

I have a two-car-deep parking spot, and I'll need to swap places with my fiance when she wakes up and goes to cat massaging class.  

[Abyssal Majesty]

OwO


Cat massaging?

Will she give me a 'ssage?

=w=

 

[opaj]

If you ask nicely I'm sure she would

She's cool like that  

[Abyssal Majesty]

*Is a happy muffin.*

Yay hospitality!

 

[Master Nemesis]

Cat . . . massaging?  

[Abyssal Majesty]

=w=

 

[Master Nemesis]

Po would probably be the best client ever. He'd just lay there.  

[opaj]

Apparently cats need massaging, too

On that note, I collapse... can't take more awakefulness at the moment  

[Master Nemesis]

Yes . . . that's it . . . drift quietly off to sleep . . .


*Holds pillow and waits with menacing look on face*  

[Abyssal Majesty]

Ninight~


*Strangles Nem with fishing line.*

 

[Master Nemesis]

*Attempts to use my Super Dying Skills to escape*


*Surprisingly, this does not work*  

[Abyssal Majesty]

*Feasts on corpse.*

 

[Master Nemesis]

MEANWHILE, AT THE HALL OF JU-- I MEAN IN THE AFTERLIFE:


*Barters with otherworldly powers . . . by punching them in their tender places repeatedly until I get what I want*