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[Fengrading]

Oh boy.

*holds a sword over one eye and reads the chart*  

[ragingtofu]

Rising Hourglass

HRFGSDFRRG--

*Blinks out of existence.*  

[Designated Hero]

Okay now I want you to focus on the tip of this sword, and as I bring it in closer...tell me when it breaks into two.  

[Fengrading]

Doctor, there's a sword in my eye.

Is this normal?  

[Designated Hero]

It's fine.  

[Fengrading]

It makes my glasses fit funny. Also it's hard to see through the blood.  

[Liliana Mythos Judge]

rofl

I'm blind as a bat. I would get laser surgery, but having something cut at the layers of my eyeball sounds frightening.  

[superpsyco77]

Ohohohohoh superior eye based genetics.  

[ragingtofu]

Fen: Take some of this Snake Oil™. It'll solve all your problems or my money back.

Judge: Strictly speaking the laser isn't cutting your eye, as far as I know.

A scalpel is.  

[Rising Hourglass]

ragingtofu

Rising Hourglass

HRFGSDFRRG--

*Blinks out of existence.*

Sup algebra, it's physics.  

[Liliana Mythos Judge]

The scalpel is what frightens me.  

[Liliana Mythos Judge]

If the doctor knows how to use a sword I won't be frightened.  

[Rising Hourglass]

Liliana Mythos Judge

If the doctor knows how to use a sword I won't be frightened.

Haha, surgeons have some of the steadiest hands in the world.

Assuming they're credible, of course. It's definitely a procedure where you want someone with tons of experience.  

[Liliana Mythos Judge]

I know some questionable surgeons.