OOC - NO U

[Liliana Mythos Judge]

I used to be a bad girl. Those were fun times.  

[Hi Im Reiko]

Chaplain Fenix

Mr Crawley

Yeah. That's new slang for uh.. loose women.

This is brilliant.

So what would 'qualified paralegal' be?

I guess it'd be what Liliana is since they can't do the things that a licensed attorney can.  

[Kraun]

>:{  

[Fengrading]

The law offices of Reiko & Reiko; licensed divorce attorneys.

Available for parties.  

[Liliana Mythos Judge]

A bad girl doesn't need to get a divorce. What they do, they do. They don't tell their better half.  

[Flightless Butterfly]

Kraun

>:{

*pushes edges of frown into a smile* xd  

[Hi Im Reiko]

Liliana Mythos Judge

A bad girl doesn't need to get a divorce. What they do, they do. They don't tell their better half.

...
SO ARE YOU A DIVORCE ATTORNEY OR A PARALEGAL?

Reiko & Reiko doesn't like Prosecuting Attorneys or DA's.

We do however.. make an except for public defenders. Because while most of them are ugly and just want a self esteem boost.

Some are cute =)  

[Kraun]

*Puts rocks up*  

[Fengrading]

This metaphor is going places.

I should get you one of these so you can be big time like all those ambulance chasers I see on TV commercials.  

[Flightless Butterfly]

Kraun

*Puts rocks up*

*pushes them over, pulling dead Persians from the pile* xp  

[Hi Im Reiko]

BIG TIME.

Maybe I should do a youtube series using this joke. Get a whole setup and everything.

Criminal defense attorneys
Divorce attorneys

And advertise my law school...

"Just a paralegal? Want to make it to the big leagues? WE CAN HELP!"  

[Kraun]

Well, you obviously dont speak my language.

I'm sure Reiko knows what I'm talking about.  

[Flightless Butterfly]

I don't know what you people are talking about half the time, but I do try to figure it out.

I doubt very much that Reiko would clue me in, most people here can't be bothered.