OOC - NO U

[Matanago]

What is a man?  

[The Thunder Tyrant]

*arbitrarily throws a wine glass.*

!  

[ragingtofu]

themightyjello

Is it the woman in his arms
Just 'cuz she has big titties

Or is it the way-ah
That he fights every day-ah

... no it's probably the titties

There.  

[Master Nemesis]

Matanago

What is a man?

Wait! I know this one!


Ah . . . um . . .


. . . The opposite of a woman?  

[Ryugi Kazamaru]

Matanago

What is a man?

 

[ragingtofu]

(But) enough talk.

HAVE AT YOU.

*Energy bar slides onscreen.*  

[ragingtofu]

...

*Grabs his super bar and viciously clubs Josh with it.*  

[Moxie Lightning]

Is this all a big euphemism for gay sex?  

[ragingtofu]

What isn't these days?  

[Master Nemesis]

ragingtofu

What isn't these days?

I am.


. . . Er, by that, I mean, I'm not.


. . . A metaphor for gay sex, that is.


. . . Well, not a metaphor, I'm saying.


. . .


*Flexes my my totally obvious and very strong heterosexuality*  

[ragingtofu]

I've decided I want to be Sam Fisher: Professional Ninja when I grow up.